imhungry-- re: car/deer – THAT’S funny!!! LMAO!
Mainer: No, not native. Two of my kids are though.
Diamond Island is near Portland, right?
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
I’m thinking of a number between 1 and 10.[/quote]
BOOBS!
Tower Defense ain’t gonna do it tonight.
Yes, Diamond Island is off of Portland.
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
I’m thinking of a number between 1 and 10.[/quote]
BOOBS!
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GOT IT!
Well, that’s over with…
[quote]attydeb2005 wrote:
Yes, Diamond Island is off of Portland.[/quote]
That’s cool…
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[quote]WolBarret wrote:
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
I’m thinking of a number between 1 and 10.[/quote]
BOOBS!
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You called?
I was working as a drug rep back in Canada, and was waiting to see a doctor. The waiting room was filled with the usual coughing masses and drooling seniors, and of course the requisite little shit running around destroying stuff. His mother turned a blind eye to her little boy tearing off magazine covers and punching the backs of chairs, but she couldn’t ignore him when he broke the dollhouse in the kids zone.
“Jackal, STOPPIT!!” she yelled.
She named her son Jackal. This was his legal name. It was confirmed when it became their turn and the receptionist read off his health-card. “OK, umm…Jackal(?), are you ready for your check-up?”.
I don’t know, but with a name like “Jackal” I think any career endevours you may have will involve a double-necked guitar in some way.
[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
I don’t know, but with a name like “Jackal” I think any career endevours you may have will involve a double-necked guitar in some way.[/quote]
Rock star or serial killer
Desk.
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[quote]SteelyD wrote:
Can’t go to movie. Wife is out with friend and I have kids who are sleeping. Got no movies in house.
BOOOORRRRRRRRRRREEEDDDDDDDDDD!!!
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You got that right!
I want a balloon and a talking dog!
BTW, you gots some sick abzz.
Hey man, I know you’re a huge Rush fan.
Download this and watch. Trust me!
http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/5663659/Rush_Beyond_The_Lighted_Stage_(2010)