Slim-Fast Offers Eminem A Deal

[u]Slim-Fast Offers Eminem A Deal[/u]
By Remmie Fresh
Slim-Fast has offered Eminem the unique opportunity to represent the weight-loss product.

The rapper has gained a significant amount of weight, according to reports by sources such as tmz.com.

Slim-Fast is a program that can really work for someone like Eminem. It’s a do-able and flexible approach, a Slim Fast representative told Yahoo News. Slim-Fast would love to offer Eminem product and assistance to help him become a potential S-F success story.

According to unconfirmed reports, the multi-platinum rapper is presently in the studio recording material for an album that could be released in 2008.

Other ambassadors of Slim-Fast included Rachel Hunter and Kirstie Alley. Rival weight loss company Jenny Craig recently signed rapper/actress Queen Latifah to an endorsement deal.

Eminem should make a youtube video where an obese woman shits out a can of slimfast. No hidden meanings, just straight to the point.

He should call his buddy Dr. Dre and get in on training with Stan/whatever he’s doing now. Is there any pictures of Eminem recently that show his new doughy physique? He was fairly muscular and lean not too long ago.

guys shut up he’s bulking!

really amazes me that people buy that shit. let’s see, if fat women are the main people taking it, why would you buy a product that isn’t clearly helping.

eat and do what lean people do

[quote]jehovasfitness wrote:
really amazes me that people buy that shit. let’s see, if fat women are the main people taking it, why would you buy a product that isn’t clearly helping.

eat and do what lean people do[/quote]

But there has to be an easier way!

[quote]DickBag wrote:
lol

how unhardcore[/quote]

i don’t see him doing this.

Even if he were willing to do it, which I could see, given his sense of humor, I can’t imagine that Mr. Mathers would appeal to enough of Slimfast’s target market to make him a viable spokesperson.

I also don’t think Slimfast would risk upsetting religious types.

For that reason, I don’t think it’s true.

Edit: Oops, looks like I’m wrong, Slimfast has made the offer.

Hmm.

[quote]jehovasfitness wrote:
really amazes me that people buy that shit. let’s see, if fat women are the main people taking it, why would you buy a product that isn’t clearly helping.

eat and do what lean people do[/quote]

I wouldnt say its as simple as that, as there are many “lean” (actually skinny-fat, but generally are considered “thin”) people who stay that way despite what they eat and do. I’m sure we all know a few people who eat junk all the time but aren’t “fat”.

Perhaps a better way of saying your idea would be something like “Eat and do what people who have actually lost weight eat and do”.

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There’s vomit on his sweater already, slim fast spaghetti

[quote]jehovasfitness wrote:
really amazes me that people buy that shit. let’s see, if fat women are the main people taking it, why would you buy a product that isn’t clearly helping.

eat and do what lean people do[/quote]

There is no difference between the Slimfast Diet and the Velocity Diet.

[quote]rainjack wrote:
jehovasfitness wrote:
really amazes me that people buy that shit. let’s see, if fat women are the main people taking it, why would you buy a product that isn’t clearly helping.

eat and do what lean people do

There is no difference between the Slimfast Diet and the Velocity Diet. [/quote]

Actually doesn’t the V-Diet replace all meals with shakes except one per week? Slim fast for the most part is only replacing one or two meals a day with a shake. The rest is solid food.

[quote]rainjack wrote:
jehovasfitness wrote:
really amazes me that people buy that shit. let’s see, if fat women are the main people taking it, why would you buy a product that isn’t clearly helping.

eat and do what lean people do

There is no difference between the Slimfast Diet and the Velocity Diet. [/quote]

Except for the high GI carbs in the slimfast shakes…

If he signs the deal, they should change the name to Slim-Shady

[quote]Blacksnake wrote:
rainjack wrote:
jehovasfitness wrote:
really amazes me that people buy that shit. let’s see, if fat women are the main people taking it, why would you buy a product that isn’t clearly helping.

eat and do what lean people do

There is no difference between the Slimfast Diet and the Velocity Diet.

Except for the high GI carbs in the slimfast shakes…[/quote]

The stupidity of a liquid diet found in both.

Sheeple and their “diets”…