Sister's Stealing Protein Powder

Some of you people sound like Joe freakin Stalin. “You have so much, why can’t she have some?” The OP purchased the protein, he is the one that has the right to consume the protein. I’m sure the OP would let her have a scoop or two IF SHE FUCKING ASKED FOR IT. But the bitch is stealing it without having the goddamned common courtesy to say “pretty please.”

To hell with her, go with the powdered milk and laxatives.

[quote]Steel Nation wrote:
Some of you people sound like Joe freakin Stalin. “You have so much, why can’t she have some?” The OP purchased the protein, he is the one that has the right to consume the protein. I’m sure the OP would let her have a scoop or two IF SHE FUCKING ASKED FOR IT. But the bitch is stealing it without having the goddamned common courtesy to say “pretty please.”

To hell with her, go with the powdered milk and laxatives.[/quote]

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[quote]Steel Nation wrote:
Some of you people sound like Joe freakin Stalin. “You have so much, why can’t she have some?” The OP purchased the protein, he is the one that has the right to consume the protein. I’m sure the OP would let her have a scoop or two IF SHE FUCKING ASKED FOR IT. But the bitch is stealing it without having the goddamned common courtesy to say “pretty please.”

To hell with her, go with the powdered milk and laxatives.[/quote]

DOWN WITH WHITEY!!! ARGGGGHH!!

STICK IT IN HER POOPER!!
oh wait…

Taser her.

[quote]rsg wrote:
analog_kid wrote:
streamline wrote:
Give her some for a gift, that way she in your debt and your one hell of a great brother. Maybe she’ll hook you up with some hotties, sisters can be useful.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight. More than likely she will somehow try and convince you that her friend that weighs 375lbs has a really nice personality and you should take her to a movie.

Speaking from experience?[/quote]

Yep. I then learned to stay the away from friends of immediate family. Saves both parties from a lot of bullshit.

Replace the protein powder in the tub with baking soda and listen for her scream.

[quote]Steel Nation wrote:
Some of you people sound like Joe freakin Stalin. “You have so much, why can’t she have some?” The OP purchased the protein, he is the one that has the right to consume the protein. I’m sure the OP would let her have a scoop or two IF SHE FUCKING ASKED FOR IT. But the bitch is stealing it without having the goddamned common courtesy to say “pretty please.”

To hell with her, go with the powdered milk and laxatives.[/quote]

If they were really like Joe Stalin, they would throw him in a Gulag, shoot him in the back of the head, keep the protein for themselves and the unwashed masses (sister) can go fuck themselves.

Fill her shoes with molten feces at night. That ought to teach her!

Two years from now, put tacs in her cereal.

That’ll teach her.

[quote]NewDamage wrote:
Jesus…just confront her. Goddamn, people are cowards.[/quote]

wow, i must have forgotten people never lie anymore…

Has anyone mentioned taking a shit in her skillet?

No damnit he has to shit in his OWN skillet and then she has to find it. That way he has the high moral ground…or something.

[quote]Sxio wrote:
Has anyone mentioned taking a shit in her skillet?

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