ya, this thread is worthless without pictures.
Hey, did I get here before someone said to stick it in her- ah, crap.
Is it functional?
[quote]MikiB wrote:
FightinIrish26 wrote:
Stick it in- … oh wait a second…
was waiting for that one[/quote]
I was going to do a George Carlin and say jerk off on her pillow or stick a pair of her underwear in the tub she is stealing from but I didn’t want to be that guy, but I am who I am.
[quote]colin1168 wrote:
My sister is taking some of my Metabolic Drive from me and I need a way to prove that she is. I can’t really hide it from her because we live in the same house and i have 12 bottles of protein up in my room lol. I need some ways to try and prove/catch her taking some. Any suggestions?[/quote]
Are you saying you have 12 bottles of protein powder open at once?
Hey kid, did you handle your business or what?
[quote]SouthernGypsy wrote:
Hey kid, did you handle your business or what? [/quote]
From the looks of it, his sister had protein powder rage and killed him. Then ate him.
Man, i would have done what yall said. if it was Vanila Flavor, empty the entire tub and fill it up with like some baby milk powder + Laxatives.
If shes stuck in the toilet for a few days, You caught her… Shit-handed.
If I was rich enough to afford that much protein powder at once I would be more than happy to share it with her! She is your sister for fucks sakes.
Like everyone else said…what exactly is the problem here? If you have 12 tubs of protein, why can’t she have some.
If it has to do with the fact that you spent a shitload of money on protein, couldn’t you work something out with her so that she takes care of the next order?
I would just jerk off in the tub, wait 2 weeks and tell her what I did. If she flips out then you know she’s been drinking your protein, problem solved.
[quote]colin1168 wrote:
My sister is taking some of my Metabolic Drive from me and I need a way to prove that she is. I can’t really hide it from her because we live in the same house and i have 12 bottles of protein up in my room lol. I need some ways to try and prove/catch her taking some. Any suggestions?[/quote]
Most girls don’t eat enough protein. Be proud that you’re being such a good big brother to her. Buy her a weight set on her birthday.
Empty the protein into another container and hide it in your bedroom. Then, take a shit into the empty container, screw the lid back on and put it back on the shelf.
DB
Jesus…just confront her. Goddamn, people are cowards.
[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
Empty the protein into another container and hide it in your bedroom. Then, take a shit into the empty container, screw the lid back on and put it back on the shelf.
DB[/quote]
to said in the voice of Nelson
HAHA
[quote]football061 wrote:
I would just jerk off in the tub, wait 2 weeks and tell her what I did. If she flips out then you know she’s been drinking your protein, problem solved.[/quote]
That’s twisted!
Give her some for a gift, that way she in your debt and your one hell of a great brother. Maybe she’ll hook you up with some hotties, sisters can be useful.
[quote]streamline wrote:
Give her some for a gift, that way she in your debt and your one hell of a great brother. Maybe she’ll hook you up with some hotties, sisters can be useful.[/quote]
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight. More than likely she will somehow try and convince you that her friend that weighs 375lbs has a really nice personality and you should take her to a movie.
[quote]analog_kid wrote:
streamline wrote:
Give her some for a gift, that way she in your debt and your one hell of a great brother. Maybe she’ll hook you up with some hotties, sisters can be useful.
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight. More than likely she will somehow try and convince you that her friend that weighs 375lbs has a really nice personality and you should take her to a movie.
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Speaking from experience?
[quote]analog_kid wrote:
streamline wrote:
Give her some for a gift, that way she in your debt and your one hell of a great brother. Maybe she’ll hook you up with some hotties, sisters can be useful.
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight. More than likely she will somehow try and convince you that her friend that weighs 375lbs has a really nice personality and you should take her to a movie.
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Right when they say that the girl has a nice personality (and that is the first thing), then you know whats gonna happen. Just shake your head and leave.