Single Moms!

Historically, people were banging as much back in the day without thinking too far ahead (for example, parish records in 18th century England showed that up to a third of brides were heavily pregnant at their wedding by calculating how much time passed until the child was baptised).

The difference is how society handled it - unwanted babies abandoned or given away to the church, infanticide… in best of cases a proverbial shotgun wedding, or a sucker would be found for a stepfather. For example, some European cultures invented non-existent husbands that were in the navy/army and assigned a made-up surname to the out-of-wedlock child…

Now, the societal consequences are non-existent both for the deadbeat father that didn’t pull out and for the single mother that put out.

Right, but the baby is still a thing. Are you saying women should be saddled with the full burden today?

No. I’m just saying that human promiscuity hasn’t changed much - people banged A LOT - and that in the past there was severe social pressure to somehow address (or sweep under the rug) these issues.

A ton of men would have been deadbeat dads had they had the option to (literally) get away.

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Idk whose winning, but i know Castolini is losing first.

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I don’t care what somebody’s problem is. I’ll punch them right out of that damn wheelchair.
:rofl:

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Let’s break it down.

Asmonius strengths:
Front squats 405 for reps
Ultimate badass, undefeated on the mats in 61 years
Has a black wife

Asmonius weaknesses
None, see ultimate badass above

Andrewgen strengths:
Testosterone levels good
Not eligible for social security
Survives daily life in California

Andrewgen Weaknesses:
Feminists
Is a Millennial

Zecarlo Strengths:
Knows Judo
Will argue with the referee until the referee gives up
Has a black wife

Zecarlo weaknesses:
Italian heritage
Feminists

Castoli Strengths:
Has secret knowledge
Troll power
Immune to mainstream fighting techniques

Castoli weaknesses:
Is a communist
May be handicapped

My money is on the 61 year old with the strength of a college linebacker, tremendous mat time throwing around lesser men and a level of confused anger towards conservatives that he can’t explain.

To get back on-topic, one of the things I find most interesting about the increase of single motherhood in America is how it has coincided with far fewer babies being born per capita.

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I hadn’t considered this angle before.

Theres also positive correlation between social programs and single motherhood.

This might be my most favorite post that I have ever read on this site.

Can you do me next?

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But is it a tournament of 1v1 or is it an FFA with teaming? What would the alliance situation look like if it was FFA? This is the analysis that we need.

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I’d probably shack up with Zecarlo, but that would inevitably end up with him inexplicably fighting against me at random times - so it’d be short lived.

I haven’t argued with you on the internet before so it’s tough to give the same in-depth analysis. What’s your front squat? Do you have any mat time? How are your T-levels? Are you married to a black woman?

Two men enter, one man leaves.

I hate doing them, so 225 is the max I’ve done. Back squat max is 425.

Only in very unbiblical situations.

982 as of last labs.

No, a 6 foot tall eastern European amazon with anger issues, if that counts for anything.

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Congratulations on your testosterone levels, but I wouldn’t step into the Thunderdome if I were you.

Your wife who shares my proud heritage would likely be able to easily dominate the Italian women’s MMA circuit without even training for it.

Messing with Eastern European women , their bread and their children has historically been a very bad idea :joy:

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I do?

No. We are raised to believe Italians are gay.

Feminists love me.

And who would you say has the stoutest military posture in Europe right now?

Back on the topic of Single Moms!, there were a lot of single Eastern European moms in the 1940’s.

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. . . I’ll take it.

In keeping with the spirit of this thread, the winner gets to make your sister a single mom.

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You live in a shithole village and you’re forced into a shotgun marriage at 19 because you knocked your 19 year old neighbor up. You keep making tons of babies - extra farmhands that will be put to work at age 6 and an ugly daughter that’ll remain a spinster and look after you in your old age.

No “the second child would be a strain on our income with the mortgage repayment in an economic environment of rising inflation and extracurricular activities/looming college tuition of our first child” BS.

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In keeping the spirit with this thread

I’ll time travel into the future when your daughter hits 18 and make her a single mom.

And then go back in time to knock up your wife when you both started dating.