Simo - The Red Shoe Diaries (Part 1)

Thank mate

Woke at 84.7 - not sure what happened. Thinking it’s because I trained yesterday and am a little dehydrated. Will see what happens tomorrow

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Ok enough, pics of the hot swedish chick, or it didn’t happen :+1:

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As we are the only 2 people in the gym it may look very creepy if I take her photo. Lol

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Get a selfie with her. Not creepy then

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Take a photo when shes squatting so she doesnt see

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Some old due (she’s like 21 less than half my age) you have never met before says “hi can I have a selfie with you”. Not creepy at all!!!

Now that is super creepy !!

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Easy you video your set of squats or something, and angle it a bit so you sure she’s in the video.
Not creepy at all.

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Now we can see everyone has thought this through, you need to choose a plan of attack to keep us happy and see if it matches what we’re picturing in our heads :+1:

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Something like this i hope

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Bit like that except she was rocking hot pants and knee length white socks :wink:

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I see you’ve really thought about this @mortdk

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Yeah I do it all the time :slight_smile:

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Weight 85.3 …good to see it bounce back. Body is very sore from deadlifts on Thursday. Going to the osteo today so hopefully she can work her magic.

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Take notes. Notice the smokin’ hot little Asian number on the right side of the screen.

By the way, I’ve trained a few times in the evening in the past week and that girl is back at the gym and I’ve been incredibly distracted. She was doing KB swings one day and I thought her boobs were going to explode out of her tank top. I feel bad for looking so hard but I can’t peel my eyes away. (I hope my wife never reads this)

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I shit you not my wife sent me a text within one minute of me posting that. It said:

“I need to talk with you when you get home. Preferably not in front of the kids.”

I about died. It ended up being about my mom pissing her off but it still freaked me out a bit.

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Lmfao that is the funniest thing I have read in a while. Good job mate

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Damn Big J, you stopped the video 2 seconds before she was about to squat.

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Wife’s sister and family came over for dinner tonight so we got take out. I had a whole perri perri chicken with some chips and beer, it was very nice indeed.

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All about that bulk life :+1:

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