This thread is about silly stories regarding the women in your life, now or in the past and all in good fun.
I realize some of these will be repeats for the defunct forum crowd so I’ll keep it brief.
I met this woman and took interest to her. I knew she liked basketball and I had tickets to a Rockets game so I invited her for a first date.
She didn’t want me to pick her up, said she wasn’t comfortable sharing her address yet. Probably a weird story but what ever. I told her to meet me at the game.
I waited for her and she finally showed up, late. As we were headed to our seats, we passed some food vendors and I asked if she had dinner yet. She kinda scoffed and got pissy. She stayed pissy and I couldn’t get much out of her.
She left after the first quarter, pissy. A few minutes later she texted from the parking lot and said, “This was the worst date ever! You are so cheap.”
I asked “what?”
She replied, “You didn’t pay for my parking, you wouldn’t buy my dinner and now you owe me for a parking ticket.”
We texted a little more and basically she assumed my dinner question was discouraging her from buying when actually I was checking interest as we approached vendors. She was right, I didn’t pay for her parking. I offered to drive.
Evidently she didn’t pay for parking either, in downtown Houston, and got a ticket. I assume she paid it, I have not spoken to her since.
[quote]Christine wrote:
Yet another thread about about butt hurt boyz?
Maybe there should be a forum for this shit?
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You could always start a female version of this thread.[/quote]
I can just imagine what she would say:
“I once went on a date with a guy to a basketball match. He didn’t even bother to buy me dinner, or pay for my parking ticket. I got a parking fine because he didn’t pay! Now he owes me for that fine. Stupid cheap men. Doesn’t he understand my feelings and how I’m entitled to being paid for. God where are all the good guys!”
“I once went on a date with a guy to a basketball match. He didn’t even bother to buy me dinner, or pay for my parking ticket. I got a parking fine because he didn’t pay! Now he owes me for that fine. Stupid cheap men. Doesn’t he understand my feelings and how I’m entitled to being paid for. God where are all the good guys!”[/quote]
Someone brought some chocolate pudding type desert into work today. One of the secretaries said it reminded her of “poontang”. Pretty sure she was thinking of some desert name and didn’t mean to say what she did, but that didn’t prevent me from almost choking on my pudding…
“I once went on a date with a guy to a basketball match. He didn’t even bother to buy me dinner, or pay for my parking ticket. I got a parking fine because he didn’t pay! Now he owes me for that fine. Stupid cheap men. Doesn’t he understand my feelings and how I’m entitled to being paid for. God where are all the good guys!”[/quote]
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Yeah but you haven’t seen my tits… Ahh it’s good to be back!
“I once went on a date with a guy to a basketball match. He didn’t even bother to buy me dinner, or pay for my parking ticket. I got a parking fine because he didn’t pay! Now he owes me for that fine. Stupid cheap men. Doesn’t he understand my feelings and how I’m entitled to being paid for. God where are all the good guys!”[/quote]
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Yeah but you haven’t seen my tits… Ahh it’s good to be back! [/quote]
“I once went on a date with a guy to a basketball match. He didn’t even bother to buy me dinner, or pay for my parking ticket. I got a parking fine because he didn’t pay! Now he owes me for that fine. Stupid cheap men. Doesn’t he understand my feelings and how I’m entitled to being paid for. God where are all the good guys!”[/quote]
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Yeah but you haven’t seen my tits… Ahh it’s good to be back! [/quote]
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