[quote]Terumo wrote:
-You have constructed a thread with fictitious MMA matches, pitting T-Nation’s more obnoxious members against one another.
~Terumo[/quote]
I’m pretty sure I hate myself for missing THAT thread. That is high comedy, people. LOL
That after an exhausting day at work, you log on at home, see a new thread started by Xen Nova and know that some totally f-ed up and hilarious shit is about to follow and lighten up your day. I don’t know what it is with Xen, but he always makes me laugh. Good times - thanks, bro.
[quote]vroom wrote:
You have at least one post in every thread.
You recognize references to 0.9 banana, lightpower, ragdoll, biblechins, pics for the ladies, pine swiping, ilovegeorgebush# and you wonder just what foopa would do?[/quote]
I’m in trouble. I recognized all of those…
[quote]mindeffer01 wrote:
Oh, man I am so busted.
Your signifigant other says about a hundred words, the last three being “are you listening?”. Response is a reflex- Nope.
No one even responds anymore to the wallshaking booms in the basement.Not even the dog.
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Yeah, well you REALLY know you’re in trouble when your significant other refers to T-Nation as “the Other Woman.”
[quote]Kuz wrote:
Terumo wrote:
-You have constructed a thread with fictitious MMA matches, pitting T-Nation’s more obnoxious members against one another.
~Terumo
I’m pretty sure I hate myself for missing THAT thread. That is high comedy, people. LOL[/quote]
For real. Where is THAT thread?
TB
[quote]Vegita wrote:
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When you get PM’s of people telling you they were watching porn and they thought of you.
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V[/quote]
This is very funny. And very disturbing. I guarantee you that the last thing I would think of when watching porn would be one of you fools…
[quote]Kuz wrote:
I’m pretty sure I hate myself for missing THAT thread. That is high comedy, people. LOL[/quote]
http://www.t-nation.com/readTopic.do?id=613886
The details have yet to be worked out, but the brackets have been made!
~Terumo
[quote]Terumo wrote:
Kuz wrote:
I’m pretty sure I hate myself for missing THAT thread. That is high comedy, people. LOL
http://www.t-nation.com/readTopic.do?id=613886
The details have yet to be worked out, but the brackets have been made!
~Terumo[/quote]
I still can’t think of “the Meanness” without cracking up. Whoever posted the picture of Tank Abbot pretty much exactly captured my mental image – though I had him more fully clothed…
BTW, I picture MLS jr. looking like Kevin Federline (sp?), which makes it all the more amusing.
[quote]elevationgain wrote:
You stare at your screen, knowing that you should check your bank account but mindlessly type “T-Nation.com”
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tee hee…get outta my head!
[quote]BostonBarrister wrote:
mindeffer01 wrote:
Oh, man I am so busted.
Your signifigant other says about a hundred words, the last three being “are you listening?”. Response is a reflex- Nope.
No one even responds anymore to the wallshaking booms in the basement.Not even the dog.
Yeah, well you REALLY know you’re in trouble when your significant other refers to T-Nation as “the Other Woman.”[/quote]
already? You’ve been married 3 weeks???
I swear to god, if I ever saw a picture of muscle teen outside of T-Nation, I would probably die of laughter right on the spot. I think i’m gonna print out a ton of his heads and just start posting them up around the country over posters and such. That way, hopefully this can happen to someone in the nation. … you’re sitting there checking out of line at the store, you glance over at the bulleting board, only to see that big ugly head just sitting there!!! man I need a life.
V
When you actually notice the recent quiet left behind by JW’s “break” from the forums.
I actually debated taking a higher paying and ranking job because I knew that I would no longer be able to hang out on the forums all day while at work. Still have a month left though!
[quote]Joe Weider wrote:
vroom wrote:
I take great pride in being the bastard poster boy for “a little knowledge is a dangerous thing” since everyone knows waaaaaaaaay more than I do!
Hell, even if it true! 
vroomie, I’m pretty sure you won’t believe me, but I really do like you.
You come out with the funniest shit sometimes.
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You really do like him? Really, how much do you like him? I mean…a lot, or just a little?
Actually I’m not married yet, though the time is close at hand – but that’s never stopped a woman from making a comment like that before, especially seeing as how she already has me for that chunk of change on her finger, and she’s BWOC in charge of wedding planning.
I’m practicing the phrase: “Yes Dear.”
Hey!! T-Nation.com is my homepage!! Keep it goin’ guys. This is some funny shit. RLTW
rangertab75
[quote]BostonBarrister wrote:
mindeffer01 wrote:
Oh, man I am so busted.
Your signifigant other says about a hundred words, the last three being “are you listening?”. Response is a reflex- Nope.
No one even responds anymore to the wallshaking booms in the basement.Not even the dog.
BostonBarrister wrote:
Yeah, well you REALLY know you’re in trouble when your significant other refers to T-Nation as “the Other Woman.”
Joe Weider wrote:
already? You’ve been married 3 weeks???
Actually I’m not married yet, though the time is close at hand – but that’s never stopped a woman from making a comment like that before, especially seeing as how she already has me for that chunk of change on her finger, and she’s BWOC in charge of wedding planning.
I’m practicing the phrase: “Yes Dear.”[/quote]
Please us lord, for another great one has fallen from the ranks.
Et nomini patri
Et filii
Et Spiritus sancti
BB - Forever missed
Hey guys,
Keep this shit coming…I just had surgery…the big V…So they said I can’t lift for two weeks…the longest I’ve ever taken off in a year in a half is three days…
So I’m supplementing my workouts by reading T-NATION!
So here’s few more…
-every new lift you do in the gym has you asking the question, “would the guys on T-Nation be cool with this”?
-every thing in LIFE you do has you asking, “would Prof X be cool with this”?
You’ve had more than one person in the gym or during an athletic event ask you why you’re drinking milk (i.e. Surge) during your workout/game.
You actually notice the lull in unintentional comedy on the Forums because Powda is not around (but you are also 99.99% confident somebody else is going to unwittingly step up to take his place).
Some dickhead comes up to you in the gym and says…
“whoa fella, what are you trying to prove?”
The particular movement for me was the one armed barbell snatch, but I’m sure everyone has had that comment barked their way due to a movement they originally learned on this site.
GAINER.