you know your testosterone is too high when:
you see Navy Seal training on TV and think “hey that looks like fun!”
the thought of crushing a car with your bare hands sounds perfectly reasonable to you
a spotter is yelling “It’s all you!” and it actually is.
Your T levels might be too high if after watching a ufc fight you get up and throw fists at the mirror
instead of using a bottle opener you use your teeth.
You walk in to a room and start listing the things you could lift over your head.
Your T levels might be too high if you say stuff like “The best things in life are pumping and humping”
your T might be too high if…
wait, what? too high? not possible
when u wake up and ur dick is far higher than ur T.
if you do tai bo DVD’s and idolize Richard Simmons, oh wait i mean if your mad a lot…
hahaha
[quote]SickAbs wrote:
Your T levels might be too high if after watching a ufc fight you get up and throw fists at the mirror[/quote]
That means your gay level is too high
[quote]Airtruth wrote:
When you failed a drug test.[/quote]
lol
Stop Sign!
[quote]Rhino Jockey wrote:
Your T may be too high if you completely stop caring about women’s feelings and start focusing solely on physical attributes.[/quote]
Well I guess I have high T,Cool.
High T?
when you squeeze a captains of crush no 2 and gritting ur teeth to every person that walks by whilst waiting for your steak…
uhm…yes?
either High T or too much caffeine
[quote]JLu wrote:
You know your T-levels are too high when…you get pissed off and rip stop signs out of the ground.[/quote]
Sorry, couldn’t resist. I’ll go back to lurking now.
[quote]Zomg wrote:
JLu wrote:
You know your T-levels are too high when…you get pissed off and rip stop signs out of the ground.
Sorry, couldn’t resist. I’ll go back to lurking now.[/quote]
haha A for effort
[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
when you rip stop signs out of the ground
did anybody say that yet?[/quote]
You know your t-levels are too low when you change your avatar from a hot chick to some goofy looking dude.
Please. change. back.
You know your t-levels are too high when you’re asking someone to change their avatar back to a hot chick and you’re thinking you stupid dumbshit god damn motherfucker!
[quote]Barachiel wrote:
you know your testosterone is too high when:
the thought of crushing a car with your bare hands sounds perfectly reasonable to you
[/quote]
Done it.
You know your testosterone is too high when you tell Zach Braff to eat carrotz.