“The creatine and protein powder drugs…”. Awesome stuff.
Why are these kids such overly analytical pussies?
When I was a kid it was very simple- You want to get bigger? Lift weights. There was noting else to it. No stigma attached, no discussion of motives or risk, just do it.
Shit, It was the happiest day of our childhood lives when me and my brothers threw together our paper rout money and got a Wieder DP Pro weight bench, a real curl bar, a long bar, an ARM BLASTER and weights that weren’t leaking sand.
My dads main concern was- Dropping the weights is breaking the plaster from the ceiling below.
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
Why are these kids such overly analytical pussies?
When I was a kid it was very simple- You want to get bigger? Lift weights. There was noting else to it. No stigma attached, no discussion of motives or risk, just do it.
Shit, It was the happiest day of our childhood lives when me and my brothers threw together our paper rout money and got a Wieder DP Pro weight bench, a real curl bar, a long bar, an ARM BLASTER and weights that weren’t leaking sand.
My dads main concern was- Dropping the weights is breaking the plaster from the ceiling below.
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I quit watching after one kid said he was teased by a girl at school who called him fat so he asked his mom to take him out of school or put him in therapy.
I can’t even imagine how my parents would react if I came to them with some bullshit like that.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
Why are these kids such overly analytical pussies?
When I was a kid it was very simple- You want to get bigger? Lift weights. There was noting else to it. No stigma attached, no discussion of motives or risk, just do it.
Shit, It was the happiest day of our childhood lives when me and my brothers threw together our paper rout money and got a Wieder DP Pro weight bench, a real curl bar, a long bar, an ARM BLASTER and weights that weren’t leaking sand.
My dads main concern was- Dropping the weights is breaking the plaster from the ceiling below.
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I quit watching after one kid said he was teased by a girl at school who called him fat so he asked his mom to take him out of school or put him in therapy.
I can’t even imagine how my parents would react if I came to them with some bullshit like that.[/quote]
Therapy has become the solution to any and all challenges to self esteem. Truth hurts? Go see a shrink who will tell you the truth isnt the truth.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
Why are these kids such overly analytical pussies?
When I was a kid it was very simple- You want to get bigger? Lift weights. There was noting else to it. No stigma attached, no discussion of motives or risk, just do it.
Shit, It was the happiest day of our childhood lives when me and my brothers threw together our paper rout money and got a Wieder DP Pro weight bench, a real curl bar, a long bar, an ARM BLASTER and weights that weren’t leaking sand.
My dads main concern was- Dropping the weights is breaking the plaster from the ceiling below.
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I quit watching after one kid said he was teased by a girl at school who called him fat so he asked his mom to take him out of school or put him in therapy.
I can’t even imagine how my parents would react if I came to them with some bullshit like that.[/quote]
Mencia is a hack, but this clip is relevant/hilarious. (Skip to 1:45)
[quote]austin_bicep wrote:
Protein, Creatine, “drugs, short cuts.”
This is a joke, I can’t watch any more.[/quote]
“Straight Edge Man!” Yeah straight edge like spaghetti, skinny fucks…
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
Why are these kids such overly analytical pussies?
When I was a kid it was very simple- You want to get bigger? Lift weights. There was noting else to it. No stigma attached, no discussion of motives or risk, just do it.
Shit, It was the happiest day of our childhood lives when me and my brothers threw together our paper rout money and got a Wieder DP Pro weight bench, a real curl bar, a long bar, an ARM BLASTER and weights that weren’t leaking sand.
My dads main concern was- Dropping the weights is breaking the plaster from the ceiling below.
[/quote]
I quit watching after one kid said he was teased by a girl at school who called him fat so he asked his mom to take him out of school or put him in therapy.
I can’t even imagine how my parents would react if I came to them with some bullshit like that.[/quote]
x2, my mom would have laughed in my face
Holy shit this is pathetic.
Watching things like this make me afraid to raise a child in this world.
[quote]mr popular wrote:
Holy shit this is pathetic.
Watching things like this make me afraid to raise a child in this world.[/quote]
I know you mean that loosely, but never fear raising a kid and passing on a wealth of knowledge to him/her. They may be exceptional human beings who end up having a positive impact on their peers and their generation.
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]mr popular wrote:
Holy shit this is pathetic.
Watching things like this make me afraid to raise a child in this world.[/quote]
I know you mean that loosely, but never fear raising a kid and passing on a wealth of knowledge to him/her. They may be exceptional human beings who end up having a positive impact on their peers and their generation.
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You are such a hippy.
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]mr popular wrote:
Holy shit this is pathetic.
Watching things like this make me afraid to raise a child in this world.[/quote]
I know you mean that loosely, but never fear raising a kid and passing on a wealth of knowledge to him/her. They may be exceptional human beings who end up having a positive impact on their peers and their generation.
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You are such a hippy.
:)[/quote]
Actually it’s always the hippies who always say the world is too fucked to bring a child into.
In spite of appearances, I’m unusually optimistic for a hippie.
One of my strictest right-wing friends always calls me Pollyanna.
lol
[quote]Sarev0k wrote:
[quote]Im_New_Feed_Me wrote:
Goddamn it, why did that have to be made in Canada.
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Because it would be better if it were made in America?
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Of course it would. It’d be twice as fat, twice as obnoxious, and twice as… AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!
[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
[quote]Sarev0k wrote:
[quote]Im_New_Feed_Me wrote:
Goddamn it, why did that have to be made in Canada.
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Because it would be better if it were made in America?
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Of course it would. It’d be twice as fat, twice as obnoxious, and twice as… AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!
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Best. Post. Evar.