Just because they are so mind boggling, here is the link to the Darwin Awards website
This is a sign of the rationalizing people have in their mind. Someone would rather eat gravel than healthy human food.
Natural selection should be allowed to run its course.
[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:
LIFTICVSMAXIMVS wrote:
OctoberGirl wrote:
folks… don’t eat bird grit.
What exactly is that? Like bird seed?
The Darwin award is too late for people who may have already procreated. According to Darwin he already won – his genes survived.
it’s some kind of sand or gravel that birds eat to break up the seed. Now… I should google this as I don’t really know. This is just what I was told.
How do you even consider this a good idea?
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exactly
birds dont have teeth and to digest there food its kind of hard for them
so they eat sand or rocks and the rocks in the stomach works like a tumbler and breaks up the food
birds just poop it out just fine they are built that way.
we on th other hand have things like teeth and very strong stomach acid so we dont need rocks.
so yes dude was sand.
great
I ate cat food when I was a little kid - not the wet kind - the dry kind. I also ate sand by the mouthfuls at the beach when I was a toddler. Fortunately (for me), I didn’t have the same problems your friend did, OG. I guess if you eat bird grit until you need to have part of your intestine removed, you’ve earned your pain.
I could just imagine the looks on the faces of the surgical team in the OR.
[quote]MaximusB wrote:
I could just imagine the looks on the faces of the surgical team in the OR. [/quote]
They’ve seen worse…but it’s still dumb as hell.
KFC and bird grit. I am not sure which one caused the surgery.
[quote]EG wrote:
Natural selection should be allowed to run its course.[/quote]
EG I’m not even into anime, but that, sir, is an amazing avatar.
Anyone that believes in socialized medicine should think about paying this guys medical bills.
[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
Anyone that believes in socialized medicine should think about paying this guys medical bills. [/quote]
Entertainment isn’t free Zap!
[quote]Nich wrote:
OctoberGirl wrote:
LIFTICVSMAXIMVS wrote:
OctoberGirl wrote:
folks… don’t eat bird grit.
What exactly is that? Like bird seed?
The Darwin award is too late for people who may have already procreated. According to Darwin he already won – his genes survived.
it’s some kind of sand or gravel that birds eat to break up the seed. Now… I should google this as I don’t really know. This is just what I was told.
How do you even consider this a good idea?
exactly
birds dont have teeth and to digest there food its kind of hard for them
so they eat sand or rocks and the rocks in the stomach works like a tumbler and breaks up the food
birds just poop it out just fine they are built that way.
we on th other hand have things like teeth and very strong stomach acid so we dont need rocks.
so yes dude was sand.
great
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Birds have what is known as a craw, where the grit is kept. Food passes through there on it’s way to the digestive tract.
Wasn’t that a Hendrix tune? Assholes made of sand?
[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:
He actually looks a bit like a Mario Brother and sweats an amazing amount. He also smokes and eats jelly beans since they have no fat.[/quote]
Lmao that’s hilarious.
[quote]AngryVader wrote:
Wow! That’s one of your coworkers? He’s amazingly stupid.[/quote]
The bird grit is not the worst part.
He’s refuses to go work out with OctoberGirl. AFTER BEING INVITED!
Now that, my friends, is the super-strength extra-dumb special kind of stupid.
[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
Anyone that believes in socialized medicine should think about paying this guys medical bills. [/quote]
Best point ever. I might move to Vermont.
[quote]Makavali wrote:
The Darwin Award should go to all suicide bombers. I mean seriously, 72 virgins? They’re virgins for a reason champ, all you’ll get is a peck on the cheek and maybe a blowjob.[/quote]
I always wondered what was in it for the women- 72 sex starved deviants locked in a room with you for the rest of eternity… after two days you’d be dying for another bomb.
I was thinking bird grit was slang for bird droppings.
[quote]pookie wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
Wow! That’s one of your coworkers? He’s amazingly stupid.
The bird grit is not the worst part.
He’s refuses to go work out with OctoberGirl. AFTER BEING INVITED!
Now that, my friends, is the super-strength extra-dumb special kind of stupid.
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4 sho! Seriously, who cares even if she warmed up with my maxes I’d still go. Hmmm…may need to wear briefs so I can safely give her a hand off on the bench.
[quote]duffyj2 wrote:
Makavali wrote:
The Darwin Award should go to all suicide bombers. I mean seriously, 72 virgins? They’re virgins for a reason champ, all you’ll get is a peck on the cheek and maybe a blowjob.
I always wondered what was in it for the women- 72 sex starved deviants locked in a room with you for the rest of eternity… after two days you’d be dying for another bomb.[/quote]
HA!!