Shhhh - Surprise Party!

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Right, everybody - don’t breath a word to him, but how about a surprise birthday party thread for football061 who will be the grand old age of 21 tomorrow (Feb 13th).

Sure he humps goats for pleasure (no offence DK44) and he looks like the love child of a wart hog and a hippo but hey, he’s one of our guys and it’ll be a big day for him! Maybe his balls will even drop.

So quietly post up some birthday wishes (don’t worry, he’s pretty dim and won’t notice until tomorrow so it’ll still be a surprise!).

All the best mate!

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ahahaha! happy birthday man. Get piss drunk and have a blast. You can always sleep it off tomorrow.

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I got you that buttplug you wanted, and even tested it out to make sure it wasn’t defective.

It works great.

Kinda smells, though.

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Haha - happy birhtday and have a good one.

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I don’t know you but if Renton vouches for you then you must be alright.

Happy birthday buddy. Get vaaaasted

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So you’re the bad luck, horror show dude. Cool have a great B’day, hope you get a little something, something if you know what I mean.

If you stay health you will feel twenty-one the rest of your life. However you will only be twenty-one once in your life. So don’t be afraid to live. Make a couple mistakes so you can look back and laugh later in life.

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Happy birthday.

(The game is still on, btw)

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Happy birthday, little boy.

I’ve sent a stripper named Heidi to convey my birthday wishes!

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Happy b-day …have a good one!!!

I think PMPM got the wrong address cause some chick named Heidi showed up at my door and started to peel off her clothes.

So I figured when in rome!!

After she got splashed to death with cum. She as so football061 did you like your b-day present. I said yeah but I am dirtbag here is the correct address. Sorry about the cum all over her I am sure you will not mind.

:stuck_out_tongue:

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[quote]dirtbag wrote:
After she got splashed to death with cum. She as so football061 did you like your b-day present. I said yeah but I am dirtbag here is the correct address. Sorry about the cum all over her I am sure you will not mind.
[/quote]

I’m sure he’ll enjoy licking it off of her.

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[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Happy birthday, little boy.

I’ve sent a stripper named Heidi to convey my birthday wishes![/quote]

Oi! How can you whore me out without asking me first? I resent that.

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[quote]swissrugby67 wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
Happy birthday, little boy.

I’ve sent a stripper named Heidi to convey my birthday wishes!

Oi! How can you whore me out without asking me first? I resent that.[/quote]

Shut up, Heidi. Did I say you could open your dirty whore mouth?

Now get on your knees and apologize, bitch.

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[quote]RSGZ wrote:
dirtbag wrote:
After she got splashed to death with cum. She as so football061 did you like your b-day present. I said yeah but I am dirtbag here is the correct address. Sorry about the cum all over her I am sure you will not mind.

I’m sure he’ll enjoy licking it off of her.[/quote]

Oh that made me want to vomit.

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[quote]Vicomte wrote:
swissrugby67 wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
Happy birthday, little boy.

I’ve sent a stripper named Heidi to convey my birthday wishes!

Oi! How can you whore me out without asking me first? I resent that.

Shut up, Heidi. Did I say you could open your dirty whore mouth?

Now get on your knees and apologize, bitch.[/quote]

Don’t make me open a can of whoopass on you junior.

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[quote]swissrugby67 wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
Happy birthday, little boy.

I’ve sent a stripper named Heidi to convey my birthday wishes!

Oi! How can you whore me out without asking me first? I resent that.[/quote]

You’ll do what I tell you and like it.

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[quote]swissrugby67 wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
swissrugby67 wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
Happy birthday, little boy.

I’ve sent a stripper named Heidi to convey my birthday wishes!

Oi! How can you whore me out without asking me first? I resent that.

Shut up, Heidi. Did I say you could open your dirty whore mouth?

Now get on your knees and apologize, bitch.

Don’t make me open a can of whoopass on you junior. [/quote]

That’s a very fetching belt. Where on earth did you find it?

And try not to leave marks where people can see, please.

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[quote]Vicomte wrote:
swissrugby67 wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
swissrugby67 wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
Happy birthday, little boy.

I’ve sent a stripper named Heidi to convey my birthday wishes!

Oi! How can you whore me out without asking me first? I resent that.

Shut up, Heidi. Did I say you could open your dirty whore mouth?

Now get on your knees and apologize, bitch.

Don’t make me open a can of whoopass on you junior.

That’s a very fetching belt. Where on earth did you find it?

And try not to leave marks where people can see, please.[/quote]

I gave that to him as a gift for his remarkable transformation.

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[quote]jchenky wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
swissrugby67 wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
swissrugby67 wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
Happy birthday, little boy.

I’ve sent a stripper named Heidi to convey my birthday wishes!

Oi! How can you whore me out without asking me first? I resent that.

Shut up, Heidi. Did I say you could open your dirty whore mouth?

Now get on your knees and apologize, bitch.

Don’t make me open a can of whoopass on you junior.

That’s a very fetching belt. Where on earth did you find it?

And try not to leave marks where people can see, please.

I gave that to him as a gift for his remarkable transformation.

[/quote]

Pumps too?

What did Vishnu say?

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[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
swissrugby67 wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
Happy birthday, little boy.

I’ve sent a stripper named Heidi to convey my birthday wishes!

Oi! How can you whore me out without asking me first? I resent that.

You’ll do what I tell you and like it.[/quote]

tuuuut Incorrect. Thank you for trying.

Last time we played, you were my pet. I prefer it that way.

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Happy friggin’ Birthday!