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[quote]jchenky wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
swissrugby67 wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
swissrugby67 wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
Happy birthday, little boy.

I’ve sent a stripper named Heidi to convey my birthday wishes!

Oi! How can you whore me out without asking me first? I resent that.

Shut up, Heidi. Did I say you could open your dirty whore mouth?

Now get on your knees and apologize, bitch.

Don’t make me open a can of whoopass on you junior.

That’s a very fetching belt. Where on earth did you find it?

And try not to leave marks where people can see, please.

I gave that to him as a gift for his remarkable transformation.

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I couldn’t have done it without your help.

It’s amazing what some meditative regneration can do for ya.

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Enjoy some beefcake, birthday boy!
lol

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Happy Birthday. Have fun, but keep the hookers and blow to a minimum.

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Happy birthday dude!

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Happy birthday!

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Happy birthday kid!!!

You’re only 21 once, so raise some hell!

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i baked you a cake.

happy birthday.

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[quote]iamthewolf wrote:
i baked you a cake.

happy birthday.[/quote]

Wolf, please don’t embarrass yourself posting life sized effigies of your under sized penis.

Football is used to much larger ‘members’ - eh Print?

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Happy birthday man, go get wasted for all of us :smiley:

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wow…

well…

it takes some time to make a whole thread for you, so … that is something

happy birthday

Renton must think a bit about you to take the time out of his day to make a whole thread to you

best of everything to you

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As distant as the internet it, happy birthday… your on the earth 21 years !

I hope you have made good use of that time, and the next 21 you make even better use of.

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Here’s a picture of twins that he picked up one drunken day. He asked them if they wanted to ride in his wagon, and they leaped at the chance.

They heard of footballs experience with farm animals, so they were very excited.

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[quote]imhungry wrote:
Here’s a picture of twins that he picked up one drunken day. He asked them if they wanted to ride in his wagon, and they leaped at the chance.

They heard of footballs experience with farm animals, so they were very excited.[/quote]

Funny how when you’re drunk those twins look like these twins.

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[quote]Christine wrote:
imhungry wrote:
Here’s a picture of twins that he picked up one drunken day. He asked them if they wanted to ride in his wagon, and they leaped at the chance.

They heard of footballs experience with farm animals, so they were very excited.

Funny how when you’re drunk those twins look like these twins.[/quote]

Well, you must get pretty damn trashed, because i’ve never mistaken tits for small farm animals.

At least, not that I remember…

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HAHA!!! Well damn Renton. I made a Renton is a ghey thread and you make me a Happy B-Day thread…I just got a little teary eyed…sniffles

I owe you a beer and a trip to the petting zoo so you can get your rocks off with the friendly farm animals!

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[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Happy birthday, little boy.

I’ve sent a stripper named Heidi to convey my birthday wishes![/quote]

PMPM since she ended up slathered in DB’s cum and is now tarnished, you should take her place and cum pay me a birthday visit! LOL

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[quote]imhungry wrote:
Christine wrote:
imhungry wrote:
Here’s a picture of twins that he picked up one drunken day. He asked them if they wanted to ride in his wagon, and they leaped at the chance.

They heard of footballs experience with farm animals, so they were very excited.

Funny how when you’re drunk those twins look like these twins.

Well, you must get pretty damn trashed, because i’ve never mistaken tits for small farm animals.

At least, not that I remember…[/quote]

I’ve been trashed enough to mistake ugly fat chicks for smoking hot models…always a fun next morning!

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[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:

wow…

well…

it takes some time to make a whole thread for you, so … that is something

happy birthday

Renton must think a bit about you to take the time out of his day to make a whole thread to you

best of everything to you

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Hey - did the same for you last year too gorgeous! And yeah - it’s cos I think a bit about you too.

Football - We all know you started the renton is ghey thread because it was how YOU were feeling really. Avoidance tactics and all that you big puff.

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[quote]imhungry wrote:
Here’s a picture of twins that he picked up one drunken day. He asked them if they wanted to ride in his wagon, and they leaped at the chance.

They heard of footballs experience with farm animals, so they were very excited.[/quote]

Ya know, I’ve been wanting to try a tiger out lately. I heard they can be a bit frisky and outta control…Sounds like a good time! LOL

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These can make anyone look hot.

Happy Birthday