[quote]xjusticex2013x wrote:
Once, I decided that I wouldn’t shit for a day prior to an appointment so that I’d be focused on my bowels instead of my hot female urologist and wouldn’t embarrass myself by getting a hard-on. So I get there and she tells me to remove my pants. Once she touches my upper left thigh I immediately lose it and shit everywhere…ended up just sitting there in my own shit with a boner.[/quote]
That really made me laugh as I was talking to my wife on the phone. Now she doesn’t know why and I can’t adequately explain it to her.
[quote]xjusticex2013x wrote:
Once, I decided that I wouldn’t shit for a day prior to an appointment so that I’d be focused on my bowels instead of my hot female urologist and wouldn’t embarrass myself by getting a hard-on. So I get there and she tells me to remove my pants. Once she touches my upper left thigh I immediately lose it and shit everywhere…ended up just sitting there in my own shit with a boner.[/quote]
I have a friend who’s a urologist (female) and she says that happens all the time. She says she tries not to let it phase her, but obviously if she’s talking to me about it, it bothers her.
Edit: FAZE. WTF, me?[/quote]
Your friends patients get boners all the time? Shit themselves all the time? Or, get boners and shit themselves all the time?
[quote]xjusticex2013x wrote:
Once, I decided that I wouldn’t shit for a day prior to an appointment so that I’d be focused on my bowels instead of my hot female urologist and wouldn’t embarrass myself by getting a hard-on. So I get there and she tells me to remove my pants. Once she touches my upper left thigh I immediately lose it and shit everywhere…ended up just sitting there in my own shit with a boner.[/quote]
I have a friend who’s a urologist (female) and she says that happens all the time. She says she tries not to let it phase her, but obviously if she’s talking to me about it, it bothers her.
Edit: FAZE. WTF, me?[/quote]
Your friends patients get boners all the time? Shit themselves all the time? Or, get boners and shit themselves all the time?[/quote]
[quote]xjusticex2013x wrote:
Once, I decided that I wouldn’t shit for a day prior to an appointment so that I’d be focused on my bowels instead of my hot female urologist and wouldn’t embarrass myself by getting a hard-on. So I get there and she tells me to remove my pants. Once she touches my upper left thigh I immediately lose it and shit everywhere…ended up just sitting there in my own shit with a boner.[/quote]
I have a friend who’s a urologist (female) and she says that happens all the time. She says she tries not to let it phase her, but obviously if she’s talking to me about it, it bothers her.
Edit: FAZE. WTF, me?[/quote]
Your friends patients get boners all the time? Shit themselves all the time? Or, get boners and shit themselves all the time?[/quote]
Both. Same thing that happened to xjusticex2013x. [/quote]
Lol…you should have seen my attempt at a response to this. She had the most incredulous look you could possibly imagine on her face. I was just like “Heh…uh, good thing you’re not a nurse, eh?” But the thing is, I was apparently so mesmerized by humiliation at the time that I neglected to realize that there was actually still a nurse in the room on the corner of my eyesight (she was there beforehand doing all of the typical nurse stuff…not sure why she wasn’t out of there before I my bloody pants started coming off, but apparently something was messed up in my medical record so she was preoccupied with analyzing it after the augmentations were made, so I guess it sort of slipped her mind to depart…still very odd though since she didn’t have any real reason to be there). So anyway, this nurse just gave me the sharpest deathstare I had ever seen in my entire life. I swore that she was in mild shock. She immediately left the room, and about 30 seconds later the most insane, hysterical chorus of bellowing laughter that I’ve ever heard in my entire life erupted from down the hall outside of the room. I’ve refused to go back ever since and I have yet to find another decent urologist that’s suitable for me, which kind of sucks since there’s some weird growth on my balls now, my dick is slightly discolored, and I piss blood rather regularly (please make sure that whatever sex you have, it’s free…if you know what I mean). None of this is worse than my newfound reputation of Shitman, though. fml
[quote]xjusticex2013x wrote:
Once, I decided that I wouldn’t shit for a day prior to an appointment so that I’d be focused on my bowels instead of my hot female urologist and wouldn’t embarrass myself by getting a hard-on. So I get there and she tells me to remove my pants. Once she touches my upper left thigh I immediately lose it and shit everywhere…ended up just sitting there in my own shit with a boner.[/quote]
I have a friend who’s a urologist (female) and she says that happens all the time. She says she tries not to let it phase her, but obviously if she’s talking to me about it, it bothers her.
Edit: FAZE. WTF, me?[/quote]
Your friends patients get boners all the time? Shit themselves all the time? Or, get boners and shit themselves all the time?[/quote]
Both. Same thing that happened to xjusticex2013x. [/quote]
Lol…you should have seen my attempt at a response to this. She had the most incredulous look you could possibly imagine on her face. I was just like “Heh…uh, good thing you’re not a nurse, eh?” But the thing is, I was apparently so mesmerized by humiliation at the time that I neglected to realize that there was actually still a nurse in the room on the corner of my eyesight (she was there beforehand doing all of the typical nurse stuff…not sure why she wasn’t out of there before I my bloody pants started coming off, but apparently something was messed up in my medical record so she was preoccupied with analyzing it after the augmentations were made, so I guess it sort of slipped her mind to depart…still very odd though since she didn’t have any real reason to be there). So anyway, this nurse just gave me the sharpest deathstare I had ever seen in my entire life. I swore that she was in mild shock. She immediately left the room, and about 30 seconds later the most insane, hysterical chorus of bellowing laughter that I’ve ever heard in my entire life erupted from down the hall outside of the room. I’ve refused to go back ever since and I have yet to find another decent urologist that’s suitable for me, which kind of sucks since there’s some weird growth on my balls now, my dick is slightly discolored, and I piss blood rather regularly (please make sure that whatever sex you have, it’s free…if you know what I mean). None of this is worse than my newfound reputation of Shitman, though. fml
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Um, I was going to say some other stuff but dude, If you’ve got blood in your urine you need to get your ass to a doctor.
[quote]xjusticex2013x wrote:
Once, I decided that I wouldn’t shit for a day prior to an appointment so that I’d be focused on my bowels instead of my hot female urologist and wouldn’t embarrass myself by getting a hard-on. So I get there and she tells me to remove my pants. Once she touches my upper left thigh I immediately lose it and shit everywhere…ended up just sitting there in my own shit with a boner.[/quote]
I have a friend who’s a urologist (female) and she says that happens all the time. She says she tries not to let it phase her, but obviously if she’s talking to me about it, it bothers her.
Edit: FAZE. WTF, me?[/quote]
Your friends patients get boners all the time? Shit themselves all the time? Or, get boners and shit themselves all the time?[/quote]
Both. Same thing that happened to xjusticex2013x. [/quote]
Lol…you should have seen my attempt at a response to this. She had the most incredulous look you could possibly imagine on her face. I was just like “Heh…uh, good thing you’re not a nurse, eh?” But the thing is, I was apparently so mesmerized by humiliation at the time that I neglected to realize that there was actually still a nurse in the room on the corner of my eyesight (she was there beforehand doing all of the typical nurse stuff…not sure why she wasn’t out of there before I my bloody pants started coming off, but apparently something was messed up in my medical record so she was preoccupied with analyzing it after the augmentations were made, so I guess it sort of slipped her mind to depart…still very odd though since she didn’t have any real reason to be there). So anyway, this nurse just gave me the sharpest deathstare I had ever seen in my entire life. I swore that she was in mild shock. She immediately left the room, and about 30 seconds later the most insane, hysterical chorus of bellowing laughter that I’ve ever heard in my entire life erupted from down the hall outside of the room. I’ve refused to go back ever since and I have yet to find another decent urologist that’s suitable for me, which kind of sucks since there’s some weird growth on my balls now, my dick is slightly discolored, and I piss blood rather regularly (please make sure that whatever sex you have, it’s free…if you know what I mean). None of this is worse than my newfound reputation of Shitman, though. fml
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[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
^ Thats what happens when a Main Coon sees a prince albert dangling around in the darkness during a late night trip to the bathroom.
[/quote]
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
^ Thats what happens when a Main Coon sees a prince albert dangling around in the darkness during a late night trip to the bathroom.
[/quote]
oh wow.
wow.
I don’t even. [/quote]
Google meatotomy, safe search off.
*and you thought gonnosyphlicrabilitis was bad. hehehehe…
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
^ Thats what happens when a Main Coon sees a prince albert dangling around in the darkness during a late night trip to the bathroom.
[/quote]
oh wow.
wow.
I don’t even. [/quote]
Google meatotomy, safe search off.
*and you thought gonnosyphlicrabilitis was bad. hehehehe…
[/quote]
It wasn’t that bad. Kinda looks like it hurts though…it looks better than a prince albert anyway…
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
^ Thats what happens when a Main Coon sees a prince albert dangling around in the darkness during a late night trip to the bathroom.
[/quote]
oh wow.
wow.
I don’t even. [/quote]
Google meatotomy, safe search off.
*and you thought gonnosyphlicrabilitis was bad. hehehehe…
[/quote]
It wasn’t that bad. Kinda looks like it hurts though…it looks better than a prince albert anyway…[/quote]
It gives me the heebie-jeebies but not in a good way.
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
^ Thats what happens when a Main Coon sees a prince albert dangling around in the darkness during a late night trip to the bathroom.
[/quote]
oh wow.
wow.
I don’t even. [/quote]
Google meatotomy, safe search off.
*and you thought gonnosyphlicrabilitis was bad. hehehehe…
[/quote]
It wasn’t that bad. Kinda looks like it hurts though…it looks better than a prince albert anyway…[/quote]
It gives me the heebie-jeebies but not in a good way.
[/quote]
There’s a good way?
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
^ Thats what happens when a Main Coon sees a prince albert dangling around in the darkness during a late night trip to the bathroom.
[/quote]
oh wow.
wow.
I don’t even. [/quote]
Google meatotomy, safe search off.
*and you thought gonnosyphlicrabilitis was bad. hehehehe…
[/quote]
It wasn’t that bad. Kinda looks like it hurts though…it looks better than a prince albert anyway…[/quote]
It gives me the heebie-jeebies but not in a good way.
[/quote]
There’s a good way?[/quote]
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
^ Thats what happens when a Main Coon sees a prince albert dangling around in the darkness during a late night trip to the bathroom.
[/quote]
oh wow.
wow.
I don’t even. [/quote]
Google meatotomy, safe search off.
*and you thought gonnosyphlicrabilitis was bad. hehehehe…
[/quote]
It wasn’t that bad. Kinda looks like it hurts though…it looks better than a prince albert anyway…[/quote]
It gives me the heebie-jeebies but not in a good way.
[/quote]
There’s a good way?[/quote]
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
^ Thats what happens when a Main Coon sees a prince albert dangling around in the darkness during a late night trip to the bathroom.
[/quote]
oh wow.
wow.
I don’t even. [/quote]
Google meatotomy, safe search off.
*and you thought gonnosyphlicrabilitis was bad. hehehehe…
[/quote]
It wasn’t that bad. Kinda looks like it hurts though…it looks better than a prince albert anyway…[/quote]
It gives me the heebie-jeebies but not in a good way.
[/quote]
There’s a good way?[/quote]
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
^ Thats what happens when a Main Coon sees a prince albert dangling around in the darkness during a late night trip to the bathroom.
[/quote]
oh wow.
wow.
I don’t even. [/quote]
Google meatotomy, safe search off.
*and you thought gonnosyphlicrabilitis was bad. hehehehe…
[/quote]
It wasn’t that bad. Kinda looks like it hurts though…it looks better than a prince albert anyway…[/quote]
It gives me the heebie-jeebies but not in a good way.
[/quote]
There’s a good way?[/quote]
Heck Yeah!
[/quote]
Elaborate please!
[/quote]
I don’t know if that would be appropriate. Not sure what this thread was originally about but I wouldn’t want to derail it.
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
^ Thats what happens when a Main Coon sees a prince albert dangling around in the darkness during a late night trip to the bathroom.
[/quote]
oh wow.
wow.
I don’t even. [/quote]
Google meatotomy, safe search off.
*and you thought gonnosyphlicrabilitis was bad. hehehehe…
[/quote]
It wasn’t that bad. Kinda looks like it hurts though…it looks better than a prince albert anyway…[/quote]
It gives me the heebie-jeebies but not in a good way.
[/quote]
There’s a good way?[/quote]
Heck Yeah!
[/quote]
Elaborate please!
[/quote]
I don’t know if that would be appropriate. Not sure what this thread was originally about but I wouldn’t want to derail it.
[/quote]
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
^ Thats what happens when a Main Coon sees a prince albert dangling around in the darkness during a late night trip to the bathroom.
[/quote]
oh wow.
wow.
I don’t even. [/quote]
Google meatotomy, safe search off.
*and you thought gonnosyphlicrabilitis was bad. hehehehe…
[/quote]
It wasn’t that bad. Kinda looks like it hurts though…it looks better than a prince albert anyway…[/quote]
It gives me the heebie-jeebies but not in a good way.
[/quote]
There’s a good way?[/quote]
Heck Yeah!
[/quote]
Elaborate please!
[/quote]
I don’t know if that would be appropriate. Not sure what this thread was originally about but I wouldn’t want to derail it.
[/quote]
Not sure if srs.
