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[quote]Vicomte wrote:
matko5 wrote:
There is something called love at first sight. You see her and it’s all different from that momenent on. You guys can say what you want, but it’s there.

Last day of seventh grade. I was standing by the door to the gym, looking out at the field, where a group of people were standing. I then uttered those four words that have led to the ruin of so many good men.

‘Who is that girl?’[/quote]

God I hope you were actually in 7th grade when this happened and not substitute teaching for 7th graders

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[quote]polo77j wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
matko5 wrote:
There is something called love at first sight. You see her and it’s all different from that momenent on. You guys can say what you want, but it’s there.

Last day of seventh grade. I was standing by the door to the gym, looking out at the field, where a group of people were standing. I then uttered those four words that have led to the ruin of so many good men.

‘Who is that girl?’

God I hope you were actually in 7th grade when this happened and not substitute teaching for 7th graders[/quote]

Excuse me, but the word is ‘custodian’, and I never attended the seventh grade, as I was so intelligent they skipped me all the way to GED so fuck off and get off my back, guy!

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[quote]imhungry wrote:
Stength4life wrote:
B.L.U. Ninja wrote:
How do you know when you’re in love?

I’m 16 okay, and I used to have a huge crush on this girl back in 2nd grade. Now, she’s halfway around the world and I still think about her every single day. We never became a couple but at least I made it known to her that I love her. I don’t know if you can really call that love as some of you might think “too young to be in love”. But yeah.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH that was funny

Don’t discount the kids feelings. Seriously.

That would be like me telling you, that you’ve never been “in love”.

Call it puppy love/crush/Infatuaion, whatever, what he feels is real and while women come and go, you NEVER forget what it’s like to feel that way for the first time. Some people spend the rest of their lives looking to feel this way about someone, but never do, because life will shit on you in ways that you never knew were possible and change the way you look at life, love and relationships.

P.S: If i’m completely off in the what your post meant, then please disregard what I wrote.

P.S.S: I’d feel like a complete retard if you meant something else.

P.S.S.S: Fuck it.
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awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww you’re so cuuuuuute. Let’s do an MMF.

Where’s Holy Mac???

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[quote]Vicomte wrote:
polo77j wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
matko5 wrote:
There is something called love at first sight. You see her and it’s all different from that momenent on. You guys can say what you want, but it’s there.

Last day of seventh grade. I was standing by the door to the gym, looking out at the field, where a group of people were standing. I then uttered those four words that have led to the ruin of so many good men.

‘Who is that girl?’

God I hope you were actually in 7th grade when this happened and not substitute teaching for 7th graders

Excuse me, but the word is ‘custodian’, and I never attended the seventh grade, as I was so intelligent they skipped me all the way to GED so fuck off and get off my back, guy!
[/quote]

I bet you’re used to telling guys to get off your back huh … bing bang boom

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[quote]Mondy wrote:
After experiencing my first breakup with my 14month girlfriend, ![/quote]

14 month girlfriend? What’d you do on dates? Play patty cake and try to get her to say your name? “Say Mondy…Say Mondy…”

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[quote]B.L.U. Ninja wrote:
LOL thats what I’m saying. When kids say they’re “inlove”, old people always discount it and call it puppy love or whatever. LOL

But I understand, some kids are dumb enough to do stupid shit then, realize its all infatuation.
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I’m not gonna call it puppy love youngster, or say ‘whatever’…matter of fact…I’m going to encourage you to pursue the love of your life…get in touch with this young lass and let her know your love didn’t die with matriculation to the 3rd grade! My words of wisdom are: do not let your soulmate escape! She’s the one man. Got to get her into your life!!

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[quote]sen say wrote:
Mondy wrote:
After experiencing my first breakup with my 14month girlfriend, !

14 month girlfriend? What’d you do on dates? Play patty cake and try to get her to say your name? “Say Mondy…Say Mondy…”

[/quote]

L.O.fucking.L.

The only real advice I have is, if you have the opportunity to travel or do something you’ve never done before, do it.

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If you want to see where someone really stands, look at their actions. Words that aren’t backed up by consistent deeds don’t mean shit. People can delude themselves that they want or believe something, but actions don’t lie.

That applies to your own actions as well. You might think you love someone, but if you disrespect or neglect them, you really don’t.

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[quote]Vicomte wrote:
B.L.U. Ninja wrote:
imhungry wrote:
Stength4life wrote:
B.L.U. Ninja wrote:
How do you know when you’re in love?

I’m 16 okay, and I used to have a huge crush on this girl back in 2nd grade. Now, she’s halfway around the world and I still think about her every single day. We never became a couple but at least I made it known to her that I love her. I don’t know if you can really call that love as some of you might think “too young to be in love”. But yeah.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH that was funny

Don’t discount the kids feelings. Seriously.

That would be like me telling you, that you’ve never been “in love”.

Call it puppy love/crush/Infatuaion, whatever, what he feels is real and while women come and go, you NEVER forget what it’s like to feel that way for the first time. Some people spend the rest of their lives looking to feel this way about someone, but never do, because life will shit on you in ways that you never knew were possible and change the way you look at life, love and relationships.

P.S: If i’m completely off in the what your post meant, then please disregard what I wrote.

P.S.S: I’d feel like a complete retard if you meant something else.

P.S.S.S: Fuck it.

LOL thats what I’m saying. When kids say they’re “inlove”, old people always discount it and call it puppy love or whatever. LOL

But I understand, some kids are dumb enough to do stupid shit then, realize its all infatuation.

Her name is Noelle
I have a dream about her
She rings my bell,
I got gym class in half in hour
Oh how she rocks
In Keds and tube socks

But she doesn’t know who I am
And she doesn’t give a damn about me

'Cause I’m just a teeeeeeeeeeeeeenage dirtbag, baby
Yeah I’m just a teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenage dirtbag, baby
Listen to Iron Maiden, maybe, with me

OoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOOOOOOO[/quote]

Jesus, I hate that goddamn song…

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My words of wisdom would be if some annonymous person busts your chops on teh interewebz just let it roll off your back and don’t send them an inflamed pm…

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[quote]imhungry wrote:
Stength4life wrote:
B.L.U. Ninja wrote:
How do you know when you’re in love?

I’m 16 okay, and I used to have a huge crush on this girl back in 2nd grade. Now, she’s halfway around the world and I still think about her every single day. We never became a couple but at least I made it known to her that I love her. I don’t know if you can really call that love as some of you might think “too young to be in love”. But yeah.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH that was funny

Don’t discount the kids feelings. Seriously.

That would be like me telling you, that you’ve never been “in love”.

Call it puppy love/crush/Infatuaion, whatever, what he feels is real and while women come and go, you NEVER forget what it’s like to feel that way for the first time. Some people spend the rest of their lives looking to feel this way about someone, but never do, because life will shit on you in ways that you never knew were possible and change the way you look at life, love and relationships.

P.S: If i’m completely off in the what your post meant, then please disregard what I wrote.

P.S.S: I’d feel like a complete retard if you meant something else.

P.S.S.S: Fuck it.
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As a life lesson it is PS, PPS, PPPS and so on.

PS stands for post scriptum ,everything after a post scriptum would necessarily be post post scriptum.

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[quote]sen say wrote:
My words of wisdom would be if some annonymous person busts your chops on teh interewebz just let it roll off your back and don’t send them an inflamed pm…[/quote]

I think Preparation H helps with inflamed pm’s, Sen.

That’s my wisdom for the day.

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[quote]orion wrote:
imhungry wrote:
Stength4life wrote:
B.L.U. Ninja wrote:
How do you know when you’re in love?

I’m 16 okay, and I used to have a huge crush on this girl back in 2nd grade. Now, she’s halfway around the world and I still think about her every single day. We never became a couple but at least I made it known to her that I love her. I don’t know if you can really call that love as some of you might think “too young to be in love”. But yeah.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH that was funny

Don’t discount the kids feelings. Seriously.

That would be like me telling you, that you’ve never been “in love”.

Call it puppy love/crush/Infatuaion, whatever, what he feels is real and while women come and go, you NEVER forget what it’s like to feel that way for the first time. Some people spend the rest of their lives looking to feel this way about someone, but never do, because life will shit on you in ways that you never knew were possible and change the way you look at life, love and relationships.

P.S: If i’m completely off in the what your post meant, then please disregard what I wrote.

P.S.S: I’d feel like a complete retard if you meant something else.

P.S.S.S: Fuck it.

As a life lesson it is PS, PPS, PPPS and so on.

PS stands for post scriptum ,everything after a post scriptum would necessarily be post post scriptum.

[/quote]

I know. I was trying to be funny:(

PS. Thanks!

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WHEW

ok i made it, sorry im late

did someone say MMF?

yeah sure. i love you too. now take your shirts off.

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[quote]CornSprint wrote:
Never hook up with an ex. Ever.

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i’m goingto have to disagree with that. hell, i’ve gone on DATES with x’s.

just don’t try and make a relationship out of it. but shit, nothing’s wrong with having a good time.

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[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
CornSprint wrote:
Never hook up with an ex. Ever.

i’m goingto have to disagree with that. hell, i’ve gone on DATES with x’s.

just don’t try and make a relationship out of it. but shit, nothing’s wrong with having a good time.[/quote]

dam you’re a bigsonovabitch.