all i see here is a awesome Halloween costume!
[quote]Vegita wrote:
Are you saying someone could do this for a living? I’m Game.
V
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The scientific community may be willing to fund such an experiment, but there’s probably more money to be made out of a documentary. Possible title? Through Her Thighs Me.
[quote]roybot wrote:
orion wrote:
And yet these women have sex with their clients 90% of the time and call themselves “escorts”.
Unless you have inside knowledge of how far the women on those sites are willing to go with a client, you have absolutely no way of knowing that they sleep with 90% of their customers - especially if they advertise on a site which warns potential clients that sex is strictly off-limits.
Short of following them around with a clipboard and conducting a survey, I can’t see how you’ve arrived at that figure.
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That is because you did not pay the 10$ or so to look at the review sites I posted.
They are rated by performance.
Cereally.
She got it pretty good- Vince must have a pretty good right cross…
Holy crap, he got her good.
[quote]orion wrote:
That is because you did not pay the 10$ or so to look at the review sites I posted.
They are rated by performance.
Cereally.
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You mean I’m going to be charged for the honor of viewing the links you posted? Thanks for the heads up! Please excuse me while I pay $10 or so for full access to a site that’ll offer definitive proof that 90% of all escorts sleep with their clients. As it is an escort site, I’ll take it as a given that sex is included in the price, even if a strict ‘no nooky’ policy is in effect.
reaches for credit card…
[quote]futurepharm wrote:
She got it pretty good- Vince must have a pretty good right cross…
Battered By The ShamWow Guy | The Smoking Gun [/quote]
He built his power through years of rigorously scrubbing the most stubborn household stains - Shamwow on, shamwow off.
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Holy crap, he got her good.[/quote]
That’s what happens when a guy can’t tell his prostitutes from his escorts.
[quote]futurepharm wrote:
She got it pretty good- Vince must have a pretty good slap chop…
Battered By The ShamWow Guy | The Smoking Gun [/quote]
fixed that for ya.
[quote]futurepharm wrote:
She got it pretty good- Vince must have a pretty good right cross…
Battered By The ShamWow Guy | The Smoking Gun [/quote]
LOL at Shamwowguy paying Shamwowhooker $1000 for “straight sex”: would she have charged less if he asked for gay sex?
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Holy crap, he got her good.[/quote]
Who does he think he is? Wayne Brady?
[quote]AngryVader wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
Holy crap, he got her good.
Who does he think he is? Wayne Brady?[/quote]
No, he punched a bitch, he didn’t choke a bitch.
Damn! He was just looking to get ShamWanked and she ended up getting ShamWacked!
It’s a ShamShame!
Why do you hate the shamwow guy so much?
[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
he probaly does some mad wierd shit to need a $1000/night whore
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Billy Mays: Would you pay $1000/night for this whore?
Crowd: Noooooooooooo, Boooooooooooo
Billy Mays: What about $799.99?
Crowd: Boooooooooooooooo
Billy Mays: Well if you act right now this whore only costs $500!!!
Crowd: Awwwwwwwww! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Billy Mays: But wait! There is more! If you act now we’ll knock of the first payment and give you this handy dandy set of kitchen knives at no extra cost!!!
Crowd: Hell yeah Billy!!!
[quote]dk44 wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
he probaly does some mad wierd shit to need a $1000/night whore
Billy Mays: Would you pay $1000/night for this whore?
Crowd: Noooooooooooo, Boooooooooooo
Billy Mays: What about $799.99?
Crowd: Boooooooooooooooo
Billy Mays: Well if you act right now this whore only costs $500!!!
Crowd: Awwwwwwwww! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Billy Mays: But wait! There is more! If you act now we’ll knock of the first payment and give you this handy dandy set of kitchen knives at no extra cost!!!
Crowd: Hell yeah Billy!!![/quote]
Kitchen knives are always a useful accessory to have with whores.
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
dk44 wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
he probaly does some mad wierd shit to need a $1000/night whore
Billy Mays: Would you pay $1000/night for this whore?
Crowd: Noooooooooooo, Boooooooooooo
Billy Mays: What about $799.99?
Crowd: Boooooooooooooooo
Billy Mays: Well if you act right now this whore only costs $500!!!
Crowd: Awwwwwwwww! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Billy Mays: But wait! There is more! If you act now we’ll knock of the first payment and give you this handy dandy set of kitchen knives at no extra cost!!!
Crowd: Hell yeah Billy!!!
Kitchen knives are always a useful accessory to have with whores.[/quote]
They don’t get the money till they make you breakfast.
[quote]Annihilator wrote:
Why do you hate the shamwow guy so much?[/quote]
What’s not to hate? Even Billy Mays despises the man:
[quote]skaz05 wrote:
You’re gonna love my nuts.[/quote]
She didn’t like his nuts, hence the beatdown.
[quote]roybot wrote:
Where exactly did I say that it’s impossible to buy sex over the web? That wasn’t what I was saying at all. My point was and still is that there is a distinction between a prostitute and an escort.
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Well this is a first, I never in my life met anyone that actually believed that “escorts” really did what they say: only escort. That there’s even a market for it big enough for all these companies to exist.
I think most would agree the service provided by each and every escort service on the planet is prostitution and not actually escorting not matter what they claim. Maybe some have classier more intelligent girls.
[quote]Annihilator wrote:
Why do you hate the shamwow guy so much?[/quote]
Because the mute button is not big enough.