God, this is funny.
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It was a dangerous foray, but done from a defensive position. More of a tactical analysis.
Am I getting my mancard punched for this?
- Caressing an object in her hands
Hmmm… This one seems a bit forward, no?
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The feminists meet next week and I’m sure this will be on the agenda. You’ll probably have a visit from them to discuss it.
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I know this is a few days old, but I haven’t been getting notifications lately.
Yes. I think the reason why is less because of society’s attitude towards “testosterone” (I’m not saying that that plays no part, just that I don’t think it’s as large of a part) and more because of the ease of accessing porn and our mental health these days. Straight up, just that. If we look at the rise of social anxiety, especially in teens, the insecurities about one’s self that come with that, the lack of social skills in kids who grow up spending hours in front of a screen day after day, and how all of those things alone can lead to discomfort when approaching women, and then you have millions of hours of perfect looking women who you don’t have to talk to, listen to, spend time with, buy dinner for, take out on dates, or do anything that takes time, energy, or makes you uncomfortable (you don’t even have to “give” - you’re on the receiving end of all the pleasure!)…I just think it’s less that men feel like they can’t safely hit on women, and more that they’re growing up not even having the skills necessary to hit on women and have a safe, easy, comfortable thing to fall back on 24/7. Something that will never reject them or say, “I’m not in the mood tonight.”
I kinda disagree. I live in the good ol’ Midwest, and I don’t see many of the things that people talk about in my community and others like it. The world is changing, sure, but many of the men here are farmers and blue collar workers. (There’s also plenty of office workers, business men, etc.) They drink, fight, curse and talk dirty, etc. There’s three high schools in my town, one of which is one of the largest in the state. Not all, but plenty of the boys here hunt, drive big, loud trucks, play sports, and relentlessly hit on girls. I know what happens in more liberal areas of the country, and what people are talking about online, but I personally have not yet met or heard of a man I know of get in any large amount of trouble for their advances towards women. I’m not saying it doesn’t happen, but just that I don’t think all young men everywhere in the country are terrified of hitting on girls, haha.
I do agree with this.
This isn’t intended to be an anti-porn statement - that’s another topic. Just wanted to share my thoughts (because everyone cares what I have to say, right?) on the topic.
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Didn’t even have a chance to finish my coffee when Bam! Out of the blue, a high heeled boondocker right in the gourd.
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2 minutes will tell you all you need to know about the implication. It’s Always Sunny is one of the most fucked up TV shows there is, and it’s glorious.
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I like how they threw a rape curveball at you and wrapped it up in a simple observation of what’s actually going on when you’re out on the water with someone else. Two people. No witnesses. Plenty of rope and anchor.
Trust me, I’ve got a cooler full of alcohol!
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It’s Seinfeld with sociopaths. Also, as @mnben87 said - Danny DeVito is absolutely incredible.
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I liked DeVito in The Goonies (edit to correct after I momentarily confused him with Joe Pesci in My Cousin Vinny). It was one of the few VHS tapes that my family found room in the budget to purchase, rather than opportunistically record during the broadcast.
Back on-topic, I’ve just learned that the custom bow cushion set I’m after won’t be ready until the 2022 boating season. With any luck, none of my boat passengers will be too good for L.L. Bean air mattresses laid out on the bow with some beach towels.
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Exactly.
Why is this still an issue or question that comes up? It smells like high school. Not even high school now but in the 80s.
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11
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I also read zero things in this thread, but I started noticing nobody else had their numbers haha
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3 in 24h to beat
It depends on what your definition of “is” is.
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Let’s just say my number can drive. A rental car. With a Senior discount.
(Actually it can’t; I heard a comedienne say this once and thought it was funny.)
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In order to even ballpark my number I’d have to be able to access the dark cauldron deep in my subconscious filled with all of my blackouts, and I’d probably commit suicide from embarrassment long before getting close to a concrete figure.
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I was always curious if I had a doppelganger out there somewhere.
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I wonder how many people will catch this obscure reference
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In doing some quick counting, I can count my partners on one hand, or maybe just a little more depending on what you count as sex.
Wow, I feel like I kinda let myself down…