Sex Conversation: How Many Partners?

He’s almost 21 now. I don’t allow him to watch any show that comes up with the same kind of jokes I crack.

What kind of parent do you think I am?

Besides, he’s usually too busy swimming in nudes on his cellphone and racking up more sexual encounters on Tinder. I had to spend 30k on a boat to get him to hang out with me.

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I love spending time w/ my dad (and mum for that matter)

We’re actually both busy adults with different schedules so the boat is a great way to spend our time together well.

I’m also single with a boat, which opens up a lot of wholesome activities.

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ahh, finally back on topic are we … :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

When out on a boat there is a certain implication.

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Yep. I’m only interested in catch-and-release on my boat.

Maybe one day I’ll land a keeper.

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It is an Always Sunny in Philly reference. Have you watched that show?

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Is it? Imagine a creep would eye contact you, you would quickly look away either right?

Well no she’s the only one who did in many months and I only seen her as a friend ahah

My man seeing references everywhere! Is this show any good? I was tempted, but only seen a couple extract( the “disgusting! where?” meme and the scene where they beat the shit out of kids)

That is why it is a terrible cue.

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They do some crazy stuff on that show. It is too much for some people, but I find it hilarious.

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If you’re not referencing tasteless 1990s sketch comedy it will probably sail right over my head.

I think you might like always sunny. They don’t shy away from any topic really. It is so over the top, that they have even done black face several times. They haven’t gotten backlash over it, which is surprising.

Also Danny DeVito is awesome in it.

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This is why you and I have healthy, developed senses of humor and these rotten kids today are a bunch of killjoys who can’t sit back and enjoy a good joke about sexual harassment.

Just kidding. I kid. I kid because I love.

Bringing this back on-topic, consider this my public commitment to not becoming a man-slut just because I have a boat and it’s summer and the pandemic is over.

So, how many is too many to add to my count in the summer of '21?

Thanks in advance for all of the expert advice.

Regards,

2JS

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We’re guys. We don’t worry about too many. We worry about too few.

For a 30k boat you need at least 6. Thats like 5k per. which aint bad. I mean, as long as they aren’t like dicks & meth territory. Thats a waste of good boat.

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My boat has extremely durable vinyl flooring that you can just hose off, no matter what sort of fluids or deposits make their way on to the deck. All of the nicer cushioning snaps in and can be removed when the vinyl flooring is more appropriate for what’s going on in the boat.

This sounds like a nice boat!

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A rea slice of life!

Yep, many young men are swapping out sex for smut. You see it every year, the number of young men going the year without sex, grows.

Potentially, they have been shamed for ‘male’ behaviour in the physical world, have had it drilled into them that even the most gentle of advances is risky. Drop off in testosterone levels in young men doesn’t help things either.

But instincts win out over intellect and this is how they address their urges.

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You sure you want to branch out into girl-thinking? No concerns that it may not be safe?

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I am just trying to imagine this in the context of my relationship.

Me: want a dick pic?
Her: from you?
Me: yes
Her: No

Her: are you drunk?

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On the one hand, I’m glad this is happening because then there’s a good chance I won’t be expected to contribute physically to a relationship.
In the other hand, I find this very concerning. My little bro seems to have little interest in girls (not gay either) and enjoys watching anime featuring girl bands and their petty drama, and thinks the plot is good :scream: (not their arses)