Dude, trust me, tey are all anti- anal at first. Just don’t talk about it. Get her really hot, then aciidentally brush up against the balloon knot a few times. After a while, she’ll get desensitized to it. Then, while your chomping the box, slip the tongue down there for a few times discreetly. Then as she gets used to just feeling something down there, play a bit with some gentle pressure. Make sure you do this all when she is at a pretty high stage of pleasure, so she won’t really take notice, just that it feels good. Its all a matter of conditioning that pleasure to the nerve sensations, and you’ll be good to go. Also, take a little time, like over the next few weeks to break it in. By the next period, she’ll be taking it in the poopshoot with pleasure. This technique never fails. I’ve turned 5 girls who were severely anti- anal into loving it and wanting it all the time. Its just that you have to reverse that mental conditioning that its dirty or it hurts. My favorite is that I work in a gym, and a trainer there’s friend, who was a cute girl, likes me, but was going back to college next week. I said set me up with her tonight to hang out. He knows her for 10 years, and she said she’ll never do anal. On the spot, I told him I’d get the anal tonight, and bet him a 2lb. designer protein I would. That night, after using those techniques in a speedier fashion, I got the anal. I didn’t want to tell him, but she always tells him about her sex life, and the next day, he prodded her to see if she did anything new, and she admitted it. Thus, 2lbs. of Designer protein. Anyway, good luck with that, and if you do decide to hit the tree instead, wear protection!
Have sex anyway. That’s why you need to have a few sets of dark colored towels around. Put one on the bed before sex, and use one to clean up after. You have to clean up after sex anyway, you just have to be more careful about stains when she’s having her period. Relax and enjoy, don’t be so squeamish it’s unbecoming in a man.
Spam chunks. Mmmmmm…
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MOSES parted the Red Sea, not the infinite one-later!