[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
… 2 cameras can only double the awesomeness.[/quote]
I keep telling my GF this.
[quote]brian.m wrote:
do us all proud fella’s, we’re rootin’ for ya! we’re all in this together (as red green might say…i dont know if any americans will get this joke or if that show only aired in canada)[/quote]
Hell yeah that show aired down here. I love that show.
This is going to be great.
My suggestion would be to do clean and presses in the smith machines. Drop the weight from the lockout position and scream “THIS IS MY HOUSE!”.
Be sure to use lots of chalk. There should be a chalk cloud around you at all times.
Ok, I have never heard of this Lunk Alarm til I read this thread, and I’m just shocked they have something like this. WOW! And Pizza and Bagel night…is that a joke or are you serious?!
I can’t wait to see this video…it’s gonna be hilarious!!
so, do you guys still think crossfit is that bad? 
[quote]novocaine wrote:
so, do you guys still think crossfit is that bad? ;)[/quote]
FUCKIN LULZ
What about getting the alarm pulled on a member? I’m sure there are some asthmatic overweight “lifters” there. Imagine some poor asthmatic bastard trying not to breathe heavy or grunt? Pull the alarm on him and give that Invasion of the body snatchers scream and point at him and then the rest of the gang you’re with start screamin and pointing as well. Because God only knows a bodybuilder that ends up in PF had to have been taken over by some alien…
…all of these ideas… while wearing a fanny pack and zoomba pants.
[quote]bob_sander87 wrote:
Make sure to go in with hoody and track pants on, concealing your size.
Set up for some huge deadlifts or squats and rip off the hoody/pants revealing the tiny “Gold’s Gym” tank and tight yellow spandex pants. Proceed to move some massive weight whilst grunting as loud as possible.
I think I would probably die laughing at that.[/quote]
I am voting for this one: go in covered up and rip it off (not gay)to reveal the “typical bodybuilder” outfit spandex , tank top, hell even throw in some ultimate warrior style arm bands! now I dont know how much massive weight they have there for you to move if the DB only go to 50 so just start picking up people and pressing them, they have enought fat people there to press that equates to MASSIVE weight.
Don’t forget to belt out “Light weight baby! Ain’t nothin but a peanut!”
Inspiration to be annoying
Here is a novel idea guys, just don’t train there. There many people who are intimidated by the gym, this might be a good place for them. They do not cater to bodybuilders, don’t go, problem solved.
[quote]butterbean43 wrote:
Here is a novel idea guys, just don’t train there. There many people who are intimidated by the gym, this might be a good place for them. They do not cater to bodybuilders, don’t go, problem solved.[/quote]
Someone caught the ghey!
[quote]butterbean43 wrote:
Here is a novel idea guys, just don’t train there. There many people who are intimidated by the gym, this might be a good place for them. They do not cater to bodybuilders, don’t go, problem solved.[/quote]
Or we can mock them and then rejoice in how awesome we are.
Problem solved betterly.
[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
…all of these ideas… while wearing a fanny pack and zoomba pants.[/quote]
no…set up like this under the hoodie, and I guarantee, you could win the internetz.
and some dialogue to drop while you’re there:
“Here at PF, we understand that “Ugliness” and “Fatness” are genetic disorders, much like baldness or necrophilia, and it’s only your fault if you don’t hate yourself enough to do something about it.”
“PF” employs a highly-trained, quasi-cultural staff of personal alterational specialists."
“think of it as a thinner, more attractive, better you than you could ever become without us.
How do I know? Well, I’m not only the founder of PF. I’m also a client. That’s me. Six years and 600 pounds ago… before I knew how much I hated myself.”
[quote]butterbean43 wrote:
Here is a novel idea guys, just train there. There many people who are intimidated by a purple gym, this might not be a good place to find them. They do not cater to serious people, just go, have fun tearin’ it up problem solved.[/quote]
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Or we can mock them and then rejoice in how awesome we are.
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Agreed, superior idea fine sir.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
LankyMofo wrote:
Or we can mock them and then rejoice in how awesome we are.
Agreed, superior idea fine sir.[/quote]
High-sixes all around!
This seems like a straw-man marketing tactic. Are there really that many people that get berated in the gym for being out of shape? I never saw it when I went to a gym, I did see a huge 400 lb.+ guy in there one time, but no one went up to him and berated him. I was actually kind of rooting for him, I hoped he lost weight and got in shape, he looked like a half-step away from his heart exploding.
UPDATE:
Ok, I emailed the gym saying I recently moved up to be a student at the University of Alabama. I previously was from florida, and had gone to a PF with my mom and really enjoyed the atmosphere there. I was looking for a place where I could work out that didn’t have all the college jocks running around and making me uncomfortable. Both my roommate and I were hoping to workout once at the PF here to see if it’s what we liked.
haha, i’ll let you guys know what’s up. the only problem with having two people film is i’d need to figure out how to get another person inside. i guess i could always have the 2nd camerea and run up to people and film reaction shots.
[quote]hoosegow wrote:
Anyone in San Antonio or Austin? I’ll meet you and either film or lift, your choice. I’ll yell “get some” after every rep for the first set, and OOO YA during each rep the second set. We’ll see if that is enough to get kicked out. When asked to keep it down, I’ll turn to them and say the not now chief line and walk away. If we make it to the second set, I’ll chalk up and then throw it in the air a la Labron. After the second set (I’m not anticipating a third), I’ll look at them and say, “I thought this was a judgement free zone. STOP JUDGING ME!”[/quote]
Yo I’m in Austin! Is there a PF around here?!