Setting the Lunk Alarm Off in Alabama

[quote]50_Caliber wrote:
This seems like a straw-man marketing tactic. Are there really that many people that get berated in the gym for being out of shape? I never saw it when I went to a gym, I did see a huge 400 lb.+ guy in there one time, but no one went up to him and berated him. I was actually kind of rooting for him, I hoped he lost weight and got in shape, he looked like a half-step away from his heart exploding.[/quote]

LOL. I have NEVER even seen someone laugh at a fat person in a gym. You’re right, it is marketing bullshit. Every skinny teenager was a little intimidated when they first walked in a gym, especially if you started in the early 90’s or before then and the gym was actually filled with big fuckers who were lifting more than you weigh.

No one today even has an excuse because 80% of the people in most gyms all day long are out of shape and UNmuscular.

I get judged more by little skinny/fat people than I have ever seen happen in reverse. Most bigger guys are the first to help you out IF YOU ARE SERIOUS yourself and not just fucking around.

[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
UPDATE:

Ok, I emailed the gym saying I recently moved up to be a student at the University of Alabama. I previously was from florida, and had gone to a PF with my mom and really enjoyed the atmosphere there. I was looking for a place where I could work out that didn’t have all the college jocks running around and making me uncomfortable. Both my roommate and I were hoping to workout once at the PF here to see if it’s what we liked.

haha, i’ll let you guys know what’s up. the only problem with having two people film is i’d need to figure out how to get another person inside. i guess i could always have the 2nd camerea and run up to people and film reaction shots.[/quote]

We could just set the camera in a corner or something to get a shot of whatever goes down
I mean, surely this place can’t be huge.

[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
Ok, I emailed the gym saying I recently moved up to be a student at the University of Alabama. I previously was from florida, and had gone to a PF with my mom and really enjoyed the atmosphere there. I was looking for a place where I could work out that didn’t have all the college jocks running around and making me uncomfortable. Both my roommate and I were hoping to workout once at the PF here to see if it’s what we liked.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Holymac, you are my new favorite poster on here.


except for alidebracy and that new Narnia chick who’s fat BF won’t fuck her.

[quote]bugeishaAD wrote:
hoosegow wrote:
Anyone in San Antonio or Austin? I’ll meet you and either film or lift, your choice. I’ll yell “get some” after every rep for the first set, and OOO YA during each rep the second set. We’ll see if that is enough to get kicked out. When asked to keep it down, I’ll turn to them and say the not now chief line and walk away. If we make it to the second set, I’ll chalk up and then throw it in the air a la Labron. After the second set (I’m not anticipating a third), I’ll look at them and say, “I thought this was a judgement free zone. STOP JUDGING ME!”

Yo I’m in Austin! Is there a PF around here?![/quote]

One on Slaughter and one on Anderson, according to their website.

[quote]masonator wrote:
We could just set the camera in a corner or something to get a shot of whatever goes down
I mean, surely this place can’t be huge.
[/quote]

I can just picture you two, being dragged out by a dozen PF employees (or cops
) screaming “WAIT! I need to grab my camera
 It’s in the corner!”

[quote]bugeishaAD wrote:
hoosegow wrote:
Anyone in San Antonio or Austin? I’ll meet you and either film or lift, your choice. I’ll yell “get some” after every rep for the first set, and OOO YA during each rep the second set. We’ll see if that is enough to get kicked out. When asked to keep it down, I’ll turn to them and say the not now chief line and walk away. If we make it to the second set, I’ll chalk up and then throw it in the air a la Labron. After the second set (I’m not anticipating a third), I’ll look at them and say, “I thought this was a judgement free zone. STOP JUDGING ME!”

Yo I’m in Austin! Is there a PF around here?![/quote]

I’m in San Antonio, and they have several here.

[quote]masonator wrote:

We could just set the camera in a corner or something to get a shot of whatever goes down
I mean, surely this place can’t be hyuooge.

[/quote]

Fixed.

I can’t wait for this video.

[quote]PonceDeLeon wrote:
Dude, please, PLEASE yell (at the top of your lungs):

“Everybody wanna be a bodybuilder but ain’t nobody wanna lift no heavy ass weight!!!”[/quote]

LOL gotta scream that on the way out. And as others have said go in with the sweats on. Then after your set tear your sweater off and throw it across the gym as you flex and grunt. Bonus points for chest bumping the camera man.

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
masonator wrote:

We could just set the camera in a corner or something to get a shot of whatever goes down
I mean, surely this place can’t be hyuooge.

Fixed.

I can’t wait for this video.[/quote]

The fact this whole plan has seemed to spawn a Texas cell is also is quite encouraging.

It is like Fight Club, but funny and with big guys, instead of scrawny people.

Does the lunk alarm go off just because of people grunting or is it from people dropping non bumper plates? Either way, that’s pretty anal.
If I was a gym owner I might feel diferently about the weight dropping, but from my experience unless someones foot is under there or something, droppin BB’s and such is usually pretty harmless.

[quote]butterbean43 wrote:
Here is a novel idea guys, just don’t train there. There many people who are intimidated by the gym, this might be a good place for them. They do not cater to bodybuilders, don’t go, problem solved.[/quote]

That’s just not funny though. It’s got to be funny.

[quote]GuerillaZen wrote:
butterbean43 wrote:
Here is a novel idea guys, just don’t train there. There many people who are intimidated by the gym, this might be a good place for them. They do not cater to bodybuilders, don’t go, problem solved.

Someone caught the ghey![/quote]

Ghey, and loving it!

[quote]masonator wrote:
HolyMacaroni wrote:
UPDATE:

Ok, I emailed the gym saying I recently moved up to be a student at the University of Alabama. I previously was from florida, and had gone to a PF with my mom and really enjoyed the atmosphere there. I was looking for a place where I could work out that didn’t have all the college jocks running around and making me uncomfortable. Both my roommate and I were hoping to workout once at the PF here to see if it’s what we liked.

haha, i’ll let you guys know what’s up. the only problem with having two people film is i’d need to figure out how to get another person inside. i guess i could always have the 2nd camerea and run up to people and film reaction shots.

We could just set the camera in a corner or something to get a shot of whatever goes down
I mean, surely this place can’t be huge.

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Mason, this idea has become way too big to half ass it. You guys gotta get a third person in there for covert video purposes.

[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
masonator wrote:
We could just set the camera in a corner or something to get a shot of whatever goes down
I mean, surely this place can’t be huge.

I can just picture you two, being dragged out by a dozen PF employees (or cops
) screaming “WAIT! I need to grab my camera
 It’s in the corner!”[/quote]

Quick hijack.

RRJC, your new avitar vid is very cool. I especially like it because from the looks of the guy, I could tell anyone, even my own mom, that it’s me doing the flip.

[quote]on edge wrote:
masonator wrote:
HolyMacaroni wrote:
UPDATE:

Ok, I emailed the gym saying I recently moved up to be a student at the University of Alabama. I previously was from florida, and had gone to a PF with my mom and really enjoyed the atmosphere there. I was looking for a place where I could work out that didn’t have all the college jocks running around and making me uncomfortable. Both my roommate and I were hoping to workout once at the PF here to see if it’s what we liked.

haha, i’ll let you guys know what’s up. the only problem with having two people film is i’d need to figure out how to get another person inside. i guess i could always have the 2nd camerea and run up to people and film reaction shots.

We could just set the camera in a corner or something to get a shot of whatever goes down
I mean, surely this place can’t be huge.

Mason, this idea has become way too big to half ass it. You guys gotta get a third person in there for covert video purposes.[/quote]

True, but I think it would be funnier with the camera hidden, whether somone is holding it out of view or it’s placed out of view. If people see the camera, they’ll know exactly what we’re doing, which would be less funny.

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
masonator wrote:

We could just set the camera in a corner or something to get a shot of whatever goes down
I mean, surely this place can’t be hyuooge.

Fixed.

I can’t wait for this video.

The fact this whole plan has seemed to spawn a Texas cell is also is quite encouraging.

It is like Fight Club, but funny and with big guys, instead of scrawny people.
[/quote]

Yeah we should have a meetup at a PF and bring someone along with a camera.

After that experience we should go to Bone Daddy’s =]

[quote]masonator wrote:
on edge wrote:
masonator wrote:
HolyMacaroni wrote:
UPDATE:

Ok, I emailed the gym saying I recently moved up to be a student at the University of Alabama. I previously was from florida, and had gone to a PF with my mom and really enjoyed the atmosphere there. I was looking for a place where I could work out that didn’t have all the college jocks running around and making me uncomfortable. Both my roommate and I were hoping to workout once at the PF here to see if it’s what we liked.

haha, i’ll let you guys know what’s up. the only problem with having two people film is i’d need to figure out how to get another person inside. i guess i could always have the 2nd camerea and run up to people and film reaction shots.

We could just set the camera in a corner or something to get a shot of whatever goes down
I mean, surely this place can’t be huge.

Mason, this idea has become way too big to half ass it. You guys gotta get a third person in there for covert video purposes.

True, but I think it would be funnier with the camera hidden, whether somone is holding it out of view or it’s placed out of view. If people see the camera, they’ll know exactly what we’re doing, which would be less funny.[/quote]

Yeah, no way should the camera be out in the open.

I’ve seen guys at my local pF benching over 405 pounds and never set off a lunk alarm
IDK ive also heard of dudes in NY getting the cops called on em
Every gym has their rules some more strict then others I guess

They didn’t mention anything about dropping a fat dump and grunting while doing it did they?!

[quote]Curzon wrote:
countingbeans wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
masonator wrote:

We could just set the camera in a corner or something to get a shot of whatever goes down
I mean, surely this place can’t be hyuooge.

Fixed.

I can’t wait for this video.

The fact this whole plan has seemed to spawn a Texas cell is also is quite encouraging.

It is like Fight Club, but funny and with big guys, instead of scrawny people.

Yeah we should have a meetup at a PF and bring someone along with a camera.

After that experience we should go to Bone Daddy’s =][/quote]

It seems like there’s a lot of Texans on the site. We could get an army out.