[quote]jahall wrote:
If you set this shit off you have to post a video. Plus another back flip would be nice.[/quote]
I’ll let holymac handle the backflips. I’ll be busy eating pizza and judging others.
Dude, please, PLEASE yell (at the top of your lungs):
“Everybody wanna be a bodybuilder but ain’t nobody wanna lift no heavy ass weight!!!”
HolyMac,
You are a cool dude if you pull this off. This shit is too funny.
Please throw in a phrase used in Globo Gym (from Dodgeball) on your way out.
when tell you to stop, get all hysteric shouting “STOP JUDGING ME!!” chris crocker style.
Dude, I’m looking forward to your video.
I hope all of Planet Fitness gyms go out of business. Such bullshit just pisses me off. I would not be able to handle even walking in one of those gyms without causing trouble.
I mean check out this video
Hell, I mean what, is it a place where old people and people that look normal and don’t want to get fit lift?
It’s a fucking gym! Sometimes you have to grunt!
It should be called Planet Fatness or some shit.
/rant
Oh and here it is, Planet Fatness Planet FATNESS !! - YouTube
One more thing
There slogan is “The Judgment Free Zone”
What bullshit
Such hypocrites.
So you can’t judge anybody BUT we have this alarm for the big muscled guys that come in and workout. You see when they make loud noises or drop them heavy 120lb DB’s we get a little upset. Don’t think of it as judging because heaven forbid we’d do that. No that’s just our rule. But wait I thought you can’t judge anybody so why the hell would you say judgment free zone?
Planet Fitness is the most retarded backwards hypocritical gym on the planet to this day.
Read this:
"By: Kaytie Dowling
phillyBurbs.com
Money saving fitness fanatics, check out Planet Fitness in Mt. Laurel. The new gym, and I do mean new (it opened yesterday), offers a pretty unheardof steal with membership fees at just $10 a month.
If you typically keep your workouts to a solo jaunt around the park because of gym-timidation, Planet Fitness might be more your speed. The gym prides itself on offering “judgement-free zone.” Don’t believe it? There’s even a Lunk Alarm: an alarm that buzzes if you drop weights or act with any outright douchiness.
The chance to laugh at a Dbag for $10/month? Sign me up… "
You drop weights, or set of the alarm, you are a douche.
HM where is this gym at Tuscaloosa, Talladega, etc.? If you are doing this shit on a weekend me and a buddy might tag along.
haha, it’s in tuscaloosa.
hit it up on the weekend, so you can come party with me on the strip at night
I have somehow managed to miss hearing about PF and the “Lunk Alarm” until this thread. Great idea HM. Do us a solid and piss these guys off.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
I’d do it…but you picked the worst state to set up shop in. Let me know the next time you come through Texas and we’ll tear shit up.[/quote]
don’t think for a second that i haven’t already printed this up, laminated it, and next time i’m in texas i’m coming to your office and presenting it.
Good stuff, these places need to be mocked. With any luck, you’ll end up on the local news.
Here an interesting article on PF:
http://www.allbusiness.com/company-activities-management/financial-performance/11705977-1.html
It says that they bought the World Gym brand and tried to make it more like PF. But many of the owners within the World Gym franchise wouldn’t listen, so now PF is trying to sell of the World Gym brand.
It’s all about the money in Planet Fitness. They are capitalising on people who buy a gym membership just to feel good about themselves and then never use it.
[quote]jtrenda33 wrote:
i’ve been to planet fitness before. in fact, i’m a member. before you lump me in with those idiots, let me just say that its my mom’s gym (she doesn’t even work out lol) and so i was able to get a cheap membership, which she paid for. [/quote]
Sorry - that shit makes me laugh. My mom’s gym…which she paid for.
[quote]GluteusGigantis wrote:
Do 10 lb bicep curls and make sure you shout
“YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL” at your reflection with every rep
Kissing a bicep is optional[/quote]
No.
Sing “You are so beautiful” and in between sets, rub your nipples.
Make sure to go in with hoody and track pants on, concealing your size.
Set up for some huge deadlifts or squats and rip off the hoody/pants revealing the tiny “Gold’s Gym” tank and tight yellow spandex pants. Proceed to move some massive weight whilst grunting as loud as possible.
I think I would probably die laughing at that.
lolz all around guys. You really can’t do any real lifting up in the motherfucker though. If Mac could set up a t-bar row he should be set to go. lol I’m thinking of the scene from “Unbelievable” when Ronnie is doing his last heavy ass set on the t-bar row. If Mac can replay that scene and capture it on film it would be a truly great moment in T-nat…Muscle history.
Hit most-muscular poses in the mirror between each set, and then when people stare at you, scream “What? You want some?! You can’t judge me!” with your arms spread. Then rub your nipples and look at them angrily.
[quote]masonator wrote:
jahall wrote:
If you set this shit off you have to post a video. Plus another back flip would be nice.
I’ll let holymac handle the backflips. I’ll be busy eating pizza and judging others.[/quote]
Haha! Just pick up some boxes of pizza on your way in and carry them around with you. I bet you can eat a few pizzas. 
This goes out to anyone who says “I hope he does this” … rest assured he will.
Just look at the backtuck thread. Took him like 4 days to learn how to do a back tuck/flip.
I’m just looking forward to the video … make sure to get facial reactions too. You should probably get at least two people to video tape all of this, one for you and one for reactions.
[quote]polo77j wrote:
This goes out to anyone who says “I hope he does this” … rest assured he will.
Just look at the backtuck thread. Took him like 4 days to learn how to do a back tuck/flip.[/quote]
Agreed, Mac seems to get shit done fairly quickly.
x2. 2 cameras can only double the awesomeness.
Thanks for backin me up lankster