[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Sen - I was gonna be all butthurt about being replaced but with a tree house like that I can’t blame you. You guys have fun.
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You can hang out too Ol’ Buddy…that is…if Vegita is OK with it…do you have any bitchin’ weapons you could bring in case we have to endure a seige?[/quote]
Something like this. With a little trimming of the tree we could totally rock this out. Also we could have a raging party and if the cops come, we just pull up the ladder and piss off the side on them.
V[/quote]
We’ll need cauldrons of hot oil and other bitchin’ defensive weaponry in case the pigs try to burn, or chop our house down after they clear our urine from their eyes.[/quote]
I’ll have to work on a defensive system. I’m thinking something with super soakers filled with gasoline and lighters, something along those lines.
[quote]nomorewar wrote:
looks like your a better investor than T-Nation joker.[/quote]
Come on, man. I thought we all buried the hatchet over that MILF thread of yours?[/quote]
Speaking of hatchets, we could employ those also, lightwight but devastating if you are fending off opponents who are climbing up to you. People don’t climb very good when you chop off thier fingers.
Truce Schmoose…I don’t think I’ve ever said anything to you…and if I did, you deserved it for being whatever it was you were being…wtf is with you guys that think I’m always taking jabs at you? I got nothing against anyone, but it’s my responsibility to point out stupidness when and where I see it. I love everyone!
Now, where should I go after a year living in Vegiat’s garage/tree fort?
[quote]Vegita wrote:
I’ll have to work on a defensive system. I’m thinking something with super soakers filled with gasoline and lighters, something along those lines.
V[/quote]
Fire can be dangerous if we’re living in say a flammable tree fort…maybe we need to do like the bonoboes do…we need to find us some classy hoes to mate with the polices when they come to silence our good time.
[quote]Vegita wrote:
I’ll have to work on a defensive system. I’m thinking something with super soakers filled with gasoline and lighters, something along those lines.
V[/quote]
Fire can be dangerous if we’re living in say a flammable tree fort…maybe we need to do like the bonoboes do…we need to find us some classy hoes to mate with the polices when they come to silence our good time.[/quote]
Well that could also work, but it might also have them hanging around all the damn time. I mean as long as they don’t get to be annoying. What about tranq darts? Silent, and we could fill them with LSD instead of poison. HAHA they would all just be tripping balls down at the base of the trees. We could get drunk and listen to some funny ass conversations. Or hell we could start shooting ourselves with the LSD tranqs.
Playing grammar police is one of my ‘rare good jokes’?!?!? Look son, run along and cry in your mom’s apron strings that I was mean to you. I have a lot of work to do planning my living arrangements for when I retire and you are obviously still in high school so shouldn’t be spending anytime worrying about retiring, ergo you don’t need to be wasting my time in this thread.
[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
You could pay me to hide up in the trees and throw stuff at them. Don’t know if that helps…[/quote]
What kind of stuff?[/quote]
Well first I would probably be armed with Origami cranes and banana peels but once I ran out I would probably resort to slinging stuff I make naturally.
All I ask is you turn the TV on so I can watch my stories and let me observe when you have the sexy time. I’m pretty quiet…[/quote]
I never got the yay or nay here. When can I move in?
I only want to move in the treehouse. I don’t want to be in DB’s butt. I think it’s pretty hairy and I’m allergic to latex.
[quote]Vegita wrote:
Well that could also work, but it might also have them hanging around all the damn time. I mean as long as they don’t get to be annoying. What about tranq darts? Silent, and we could fill them with LSD instead of poison. HAHA they would all just be tripping balls down at the base of the trees. We could get drunk and listen to some funny ass conversations. Or hell we could start shooting ourselves with the LSD tranqs.
V[/quote]
Are there female polizias where your garage/my retirement home are located? What we could do is get Push to seduce the lady police officers and then when the male police officers see their female co-workers up partying with us, they’ll want to come up also, but we won’t let them unless they let us wear their badges and guns and then we’ll be the ones calling the shots.
Playing grammar police is one of my ‘rare good jokes’?!?!? Look son, run along and cry in your mom’s apron strings that I was mean to you. I have a lot of work to do planning my living arrangements for when I retire and you are obviously still in high school so shouldn’t be spending anytime worrying about retiring, ergo you don’t need to be wasting my time in this thread.
Go on. Git.[/quote]
I'm out of highschool sir..
and I think alot about retirement and my future... I take it you didn't do that as a young chap... maybe you should have, instead of getting booed off of open mics.
[quote]sen say wrote:
Assuming I live 20 years after I retire I need 20 places to live. I’m thinking so far:
New York City
Northern California
Rural Germany
Somewhere in South America
Somewhere in Maine
Suggestions?
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How 'bout my ass? In 20 years, I think I will have my rectum stretched big enough to accomodate you and Mrs. Sen. You can pay me rent, and I’ll move around the world every two years, so you don’t even have to worry about that. When your kids come, you can just pop out and say hello.
[quote]Vegita wrote:
Well that could also work, but it might also have them hanging around all the damn time. I mean as long as they don’t get to be annoying. What about tranq darts? Silent, and we could fill them with LSD instead of poison. HAHA they would all just be tripping balls down at the base of the trees. We could get drunk and listen to some funny ass conversations. Or hell we could start shooting ourselves with the LSD tranqs.
V[/quote]
Are there female polizias where your garage/my retirement home are located? What we could do is get Push to seduce the lady police officers and then when the male police officers see their female co-workers up partying with us, they’ll want to come up also, but we won’t let them unless they let us wear their badges and guns and then we’ll be the ones calling the shots.[/quote]
Well they are a bunch of pussies, but I think there is only 1 or two females. The good news though is that I am related to one state boy and friendly with a few local boys. So, overall we should be cool. Plus I think all my neighbors are old, I’ll fire an EMP and kill all their hearing aids and we won’t be getting any complaining neighbors.
[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
How 'bout my ass? In 20 years, I think I will have my rectum stretched big enough to accomodate you and Mrs. Sen. You can pay me rent, and I’ll move around the world every two years, so you don’t even have to worry about that. When your kids come, you can just pop out and say hello.
DB[/quote]
Come on…“you can just pop out and say hello”? Sheesh…change it to “you can just poop out” and you might have something.