Sen's Retirement Plans

[quote]on edge wrote:

[quote]sen say wrote:

[quote]jehovasfitness wrote:
what’s next? going to create I have a huge dick thread? way to rub it in [/quote]

Everyone already knows i have a huge dick.

6-8 million isn’t that much…save 16,500 per year and you’ll get there…[/quote]

Only with good investment sense:

40 Years at $16,500 earning 6% annual = 2.7 million.
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30 years (Sen will only be 55!) at 10% is still only ~ $3 million.

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]on edge wrote:

[quote]sen say wrote:

[quote]jehovasfitness wrote:
what’s next? going to create I have a huge dick thread? way to rub it in [/quote]

Everyone already knows i have a huge dick.

6-8 million isn’t that much…save 16,500 per year and you’ll get there…[/quote]

Only with good investment sense:

40 Years at $16,500 earning 6% annual = 2.7 million.
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30 years (Sen will only be 55!) at 10% is still only ~ $3 million.
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Believe it or not I was a bit inebriated last night when I typed this…would you Big Brained Bean Counters believe 5 million by 59?

[quote]sen say wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]on edge wrote:

[quote]sen say wrote:

[quote]jehovasfitness wrote:
what’s next? going to create I have a huge dick thread? way to rub it in [/quote]

Everyone already knows i have a huge dick.

6-8 million isn’t that much…save 16,500 per year and you’ll get there…[/quote]

Only with good investment sense:

40 Years at $16,500 earning 6% annual = 2.7 million.
[/quote]

30 years (Sen will only be 55!) at 10% is still only ~ $3 million.
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Believe it or not I was a bit inebriated last night when I typed this…would you Big Brained Bean Counters believe 5 million by 59?[/quote]

Sen, you know I’d believe anything you tell me.

That being said, 35 years (figure 24-59) at 10% is about $5 million.

Still some nice returns you must be seeing, sen.

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
35 years (figure 24-59) at 10% is about $5 million.

Still some nice returns you must be seeing, sen.[/quote]

I think it’s assuming an 8% return…I started retirement planning when I was 18…my first job had a 4-1 employer to employee match on like your first 4 or 5% of your salary…it was a not-for-profit and the pay was low, but benefits were great.

Now, can we please stop talking about rates of return, etc…you’re scaring away Teh Girlz…PMPM has not offered to assist Tootles in the testing of sex toys since you and Edgy graced us with your presences.

I’m thinking the first place I’m going to go live for a year will be nice and warm on the beach not too far from the US of A. Wouldn’t I have to pay a lot though to live someplace in the Carribean without getting killed? Would She Say and I be happy in Puerto Rico for a year? Isn’t that owned by the US? So I wouldn’t need a passport and my spanish is getting mayhoar y mayhoar todo los dias.

Obviously the Number one Retirement destination is my upstairs apartment. My buddy already lives there but he works during the day so you would have the reign on the apartment all day long. Also there is a fire pit in the yard and a “clubhouse” or “mancave” as we like to call it in the barn. I just put a hammock up in the back and we encourage drinking out on the lawn playing washers or just sitting around while getting hammered on nice sunny days.

As soon as I get home from work everyday, I will drink with you and it will be more fun than going someplace fancy. Also with all your money I can finally buy the lot next to mine and put up a nice sand volleyball court and a basketball court. I’ll puncha new door in the garage which is where my home gym is that leads out there and of course wi’ll have to throw in a sauna and a hot tub.

What U Think?

V

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Sen, you know I’d believe anything you tell me.

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This is why you are my best T-Nation friend EVER. Honest.

Move to Odenton. That way you get the best of both worlds.

[quote]Vegita wrote:
Obviously the Number one Retirement destination is my upstairs apartment. My buddy already lives there but he works during the day so you would have the reign on the apartment all day long. Also there is a fire pit in the yard and a “clubhouse” or “mancave” as we like to call it in the barn. I just put a hammock up in the back and we encourage drinking out on the lawn playing washers or just sitting around while getting hammered on nice sunny days.

As soon as I get home from work everyday, I will drink with you and it will be more fun than going someplace fancy. Also with all your money I can finally buy the lot next to mine and put up a nice sand volleyball court and a basketball court. I’ll puncha new door in the garage which is where my home gym is that leads out there and of course wi’ll have to throw in a sauna and a hot tub.

What U Think?

V[/quote]

What do I think? I’ll tell you what I think. I think it’s AWESOME and that Lanky is no longer my favorite T-Nation BFF.

[quote]print wrote:
Move to Odenton. That way you get the best of both worlds.[/quote]

HA! She Say’s actually looked at moving to Odenton in the past. She thought Piney Orchard would be FABULOUS. I think it was when Weggmans was rumored to be coming to the area.

[quote]sen say wrote:

[quote]tootles27 wrote:
Oh, what kind of sex toys? If PMPM already has pool girl, I want to be a drink fetcher.[/quote]

The BEST kinds!! Sex toy tester could also be a paid staff position if you’re interested.

Would you be interested in fetching drinks in a leather collar? Wow…just typing that has me sporting some impressive wood. Yikes![/quote]

Leather collar and leash please. If I have to make animal noises, that is extra!

[quote]tootles27 wrote:
If I have to make animal noises, that is extra![/quote]

You don’t ‘have’ to make them, but I’m belieiving with what I’ve got planned you’ll ‘want’ to.

Yup…you guessed it…I’m painfully hard again…

[quote]sen say wrote:
5) Somewhere in Maine
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Lakefront or Oceanfront? Mountain view with either?

[quote]sen say wrote:
… doing things I like… directing and starring in hetero porn movies…[/quote]

I can already see that you’ll want (my) competent videography and audio production skills. I’m on board, el Cap-i-Sen…

[quote]sen say wrote:

[quote]Vegita wrote:
Obviously the Number one Retirement destination is my upstairs apartment. My buddy already lives there but he works during the day so you would have the reign on the apartment all day long. Also there is a fire pit in the yard and a “clubhouse” or “mancave” as we like to call it in the barn. I just put a hammock up in the back and we encourage drinking out on the lawn playing washers or just sitting around while getting hammered on nice sunny days.

As soon as I get home from work everyday, I will drink with you and it will be more fun than going someplace fancy. Also with all your money I can finally buy the lot next to mine and put up a nice sand volleyball court and a basketball court. I’ll puncha new door in the garage which is where my home gym is that leads out there and of course wi’ll have to throw in a sauna and a hot tub.

What U Think?

V[/quote]

What do I think? I’ll tell you what I think. I think it’s AWESOME and that Lanky is no longer my favorite T-Nation BFF.
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Oh hell yea! Now let me just say that you will find my skills at hanging out and partying and getting people over to party are very good. I get things done that matter the most for having a fun time drinking. Also on full moons I can do just about anything while drunk, my wife doesn’t like it so much, but lots of good stories come from it. So there is that. Also we have free reign to make any alterations to my property that make it more fun/awsome to hang out at. We actually have two massive maples in the back which I was thinking would make a sweet tree house/deck. I’m not talking about some little 4X4 box. I’m talking spiral staircase up to a MASSIVE Open deck 25-30 Ft high and a bridge over to the other tree where we will have an semi enclosed hangout with like a grill and built in coolers and stuff. Hell it’s right next to the barn, I could wire the fucker and put a fridge right up there. Probably a TV and some video games and shit also.

V

Sen,

Something like this. With a little trimming of the tree we could totally rock this out. Also we could have a raging party and if the cops come, we just pull up the ladder and piss off the side on them.

V

Sen - I was gonna be all butthurt about being replaced but with a tree house like that I can’t blame you. You guys have fun.

:frowning:

[quote]Vegita wrote:
Sen,

Something like this. With a little trimming of the tree we could totally rock this out. Also we could have a raging party and if the cops come, we just pull up the ladder and piss off the side on them.

V[/quote]

We’ll need cauldrons of hot oil and other bitchin’ defensive weaponry in case the pigs try to burn, or chop our house down after they clear our urine from their eyes.

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Sen - I was gonna be all butthurt about being replaced but with a tree house like that I can’t blame you. You guys have fun.

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You can hang out too Ol’ Buddy…that is…if Vegita is OK with it…do you have any bitchin’ weapons you could bring in case we have to endure a seige?

[quote]SteelyD wrote:

[quote]sen say wrote:
5) Somewhere in Maine
[/quote]

Lakefront or Oceanfront? Mountain view with either?

[quote]sen say wrote:
… doing things I like… directing and starring in hetero porn movies…[/quote]

I can already see that you’ll want (my) competent videography and audio production skills. I’m on board, el Cap-i-Sen…
[/quote]

Is there anyplace without 10 feet of snow in the winter?

[quote]sen say wrote:

[quote]Vegita wrote:
Sen,

Something like this. With a little trimming of the tree we could totally rock this out. Also we could have a raging party and if the cops come, we just pull up the ladder and piss off the side on them.

V[/quote]

We’ll need cauldrons of hot oil and other bitchin’ defensive weaponry in case the pigs try to burn, or chop our house down after they clear our urine from their eyes.[/quote]

You could pay me to hide up in the trees and throw stuff at them. Don’t know if that helps…

[quote]sen say wrote:

[quote]SteelyD wrote:

[quote]sen say wrote:
5) Somewhere in Maine
[/quote]

Lakefront or Oceanfront? Mountain view with either?

[quote]sen say wrote:
… doing things I like… directing and starring in hetero porn movies…[/quote]

I can already see that you’ll want (my) competent videography and audio production skills. I’m on board, el Cap-i-Sen…
[/quote]

Is there anyplace without 10 feet of snow in the winter?[/quote]

We call that part of the state “Florida”.