[quote]nomorewar wrote:
I'm out of highschool sir..
and I think alot about retirement and my future... I take it you didn't do that as a young chap... maybe you should have, instead of getting booed off of open mics.[/quote]
OK, be that way…if saying mean hurtful things makes you feel better than I’m happy for you.
So back to the topic, I’ve got some really good suggestions including DB’s ass, but I think there’s a lot more fleshing out of this topic we need to do in the next 20 years.
[quote]sen say wrote:
[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
How 'bout my ass? In 20 years, I think I will have my rectum stretched big enough to accomodate you and Mrs. Sen. You can pay me rent, and I’ll move around the world every two years, so you don’t even have to worry about that. When your kids come, you can just pop out and say hello.
DB[/quote]
Come on…“you can just pop out and say hello”? Sheesh…change it to “you can just poop out” and you might have something.[/quote]
I’m not a slum-lord! I will keep your lodgings clean through a very healthy diet and LOTS of psyllium. When you’re traveling, I will take a heavy dose of Miralax so that everything will be super clean when you return.
DB
[quote]sen say wrote:
[quote]nomorewar wrote:
I'm out of highschool sir..
and I think alot about retirement and my future... I take it you didn't do that as a young chap... maybe you should have, instead of getting booed off of open mics.[/quote]
OK, be that way…if saying mean hurtful things makes you feel better than I’m happy for you.
So back to the topic, I’ve got some really good suggestions including DB’s ass, but I think there’s a lot more fleshing out of this topic we need to do in the next 20 years. [/quote]
you have really nice green boxers.
I’m only on track for 2 million you braggard!!!
[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
I’m not a slum-lord!
DB[/quote]
Ha…that’s funny.
Vegita provided me with pics of his tree fort…is it possible for me and She Say to take a virtual tour of your ass before we make our decision?
SS
[quote]Rockscar wrote:
I’m only on track for 2 million you braggard!!!
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That’s nothing to sneeze at…and it should be more than enough to get you a year in DB’s rectum…which is also nothing to sneeze at.
[quote]Rockscar wrote:
I’m only on track for 2 million you braggard!!!
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Before or after the ex-wife’s half? 
[quote]sen say wrote:
Assuming I live 20 years after I retire I need 20 places to live. I’m thinking so far:
Suggestions?
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Camden New Jersey… its really nice and peaceful there.
[quote]sen say wrote:
[quote]Rockscar wrote:
I’m only on track for 2 million you braggard!!!
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That’s nothing to sneeze at…and it should be more than enough to get you a year in DB’s rectum…which is also nothing to sneeze at.[/quote]
I don’t know if I can accomodate 3 in my ass, but let me talk to my wife and see if she can’t help out. I would think women can handle more simply because all they have to do is knock a wall down to expand.
DB
[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
[quote]sen say wrote:
[quote]Rockscar wrote:
I’m only on track for 2 million you braggard!!!
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That’s nothing to sneeze at…and it should be more than enough to get you a year in DB’s rectum…which is also nothing to sneeze at.[/quote]
I don’t know if I can accomodate 3 in my ass, but let me talk to my wife and see if she can’t help out. I would think women can handle more simply because all they have to do is knock a wall down to expand.
DB
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The mental image I got is just horrible. Thank you kind sir.
V
[quote]nomorewar wrote:
[quote]sen say wrote:
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That’s where I live (Bay Area) and I have to say that it’s pretty much the best of every world. We have the coast, the mountains, and perfect weather year round. Great addition to the list.
[quote]sen say wrote:
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
35 years (figure 24-59) at 10% is about $5 million.
Still some nice returns you must be seeing, sen.[/quote]
I think it’s assuming an 8% return…I started retirement planning when I was 18…my first job had a 4-1 employer to employee match on like your first 4 or 5% of your salary…it was a not-for-profit and the pay was low, but benefits were great.
Now, can we please stop talking about rates of return, etc…you’re scaring away Teh Girlz…PMPM has not offered to assist Tootles in the testing of sex toys since you and Edgy graced us with your presences.
I’m thinking the first place I’m going to go live for a year will be nice and warm on the beach not too far from the US of A. Wouldn’t I have to pay a lot though to live someplace in the Carribean without getting killed? Would She Say and I be happy in Puerto Rico for a year? Isn’t that owned by the US? So I wouldn’t need a passport and my spanish is getting mayhoar y mayhoar todo los dias.[/quote]
No, it’s an unincorporated territory. You wont need a passport seeing as it’s a territory of the US. Where would you plan on living? I might be biased[I’m Puerto Rican] but I think you’d enjoy living there.
[quote]sen say wrote:
[quote]print wrote:
Move to Odenton. That way you get the best of both worlds.[/quote]
HA! She Say’s actually looked at moving to Odenton in the past. She thought Piney Orchard would be FABULOUS. I think it was when Weggmans was rumored to be coming to the area. [/quote]
Telegraph road is where I got busted in '92! Small world!
Move around the world, pick specific countries and move around the cities/hot spots there.
For instance, pick France and go to Paris for 3 months, the Alps for 3 months, Lourdes for 3 months, and then Corsica for 3 months. Then move to Spain, and Catalonia for 3 months, Valencia for 3 months, and so forth etc.
The 3 months gives you time to see not only the specific place you are in, but the outlying areas as well. One new country a year, giving you that 365 days to absorb a single country.
[quote]angry chicken wrote:
[quote]sen say wrote:
[quote]print wrote:
Move to Odenton. That way you get the best of both worlds.[/quote]
HA! She Say’s actually looked at moving to Odenton in the past. She thought Piney Orchard would be FABULOUS. I think it was when Weggmans was rumored to be coming to the area. [/quote]
Telegraph road is where I got busted in '92! Small world![/quote]
Odenton is nothing special, lol
Wegman’s I hear has been rumored to come to this area for a long time. Sorry if I missed any sarcasm.
I was thinking the same way as OP but 10% each year is very unlikely unless you have a very good investment guy along with some luck. I have been saving 10k/year in my retirement fund since I was 20, but it does not always appreciate in value sometimes shit happens and stock market crashes (like a couple years ago). Not to mention the inflation. Anyway I just HOPE we all end up multi-millionaires when we retire.
Turns out I’m going to NEED 5 million…I read my financial report incorrectly…sunovabitch! I will have enough to retire and live my globe-trotting life at 55, but only if I can be dead at 63…decisions, decisions…do you guys want to discuss this here, or should I start a new thread?