Sen Say's 'Nice' Thread

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Recently someone who I’ve always found to be very smart, funny and an all-around-good guy said that I was kinda mean. Yes, it was Nephorn, but no I don’t have a man-crush on him. I could see myself splitting a hundred wings from Cluck U Chicken and a bunch of beer with him, or introducing him to some of She Say’s friends, but that’s it.

Anyway, I’m trying to be in the best mood possible today as I’m going out with She Say tonight and I don’t wanna have to worry about everyone thinking I’m mean.

So, I thought I’d start this ‘Nice’ thread, where you can only say nice things. I know this won’t take back all the mean things I’ve said elsewhere, but I didn’t really mean to be mean.

Anyway, I figured I could lead all of us mean people in a prayer and ask forgiveness from those we’ve hurt. If anyone wants to add on, please feel free:

Dear gods, dogs, extremely intelligent marsupials or whatever greater being(s) rule(s) this spinning globe,

I am heartfully sorry for those I’ve been mean to and wish to ask their and your(s) forgiveness.

First off, to merlin. I’m sorry I was mean to you. If you ever show your face again, I’ll be nice.

Second, Cowboy69. I’m sorry I accused you of being merlin. I won’t ever do it again.

Nephorn, I’m sorry I shattered your ideal of me when you saw me acting in a mean way.

Meangenes, I’m sorry I said you were a woman and should join the female branch of the military.

Whoever it was that I was mean to when you suggested you could throw a pretend rock at a dog and it wouldn’t attack you I’m sorry for what I said. I don’t believe you still, but I didn’t need to be so mean in mocking you.

Let’s see…ummm…oh yeah…electric eales…sourry I bousted your choups about the OED and made you think my tv was stalking you.

So…I’ll try my best not to be mean to anyone anymore. I understand some of you might not think I’m being sincere, but all I can do is try to show you through my future actions.

Oh yeah, that kid I told to stick his foot up his ass to keep it warm while it was getting healed from his football practice, I’m sorry for being mean too and I only meant your mom could trim your pubic hair while you had your foot up your ass because I thought she was a beautician.

Lord hear our prayer.

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You know, you little fuck… After my debackle mockery thread you started, I expect an appology, too.

Fucking limey knobber, you. I hope one of she say’s friends stick a bit in your hoop.

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I’m not sure Neph is the right barometer. I don’t think he has a mean bone in his body. Me, I have a couple of mean bones, some grumpy bones, and very few funny bones. Keep up the good work. You helped rid us of merlin.

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I apologize to the woman I slept with last night. I didn’t mean to get that all in your hair…on your back…or on your stomach.

…or in your shoe.

PS, that was MY toothbrush, ho.

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Since you’re being nice, do you mind if we all be realy mean to you and do something grievous that would turn you into a supervillian that seeths with rage toward humanity?

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I apologize to the girl at work for petting her stomach and asking if she can feel the baby kick yet, or if she’s going to name him after me. She’s really self-conscious about her weight.

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In the spirit of the thread, I kind of feel bad for taking cheap shots at the Clemson circle jerks whenever the opportunity arises.

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I am sorry to anyone who has already seen the atached picture already, and I am sorry for blatantly using this thread tore post my favourite piece of T-Nation ‘painting’ to date. I fell sorry for myself when doing things like this make me realise just how much of a childish twat I can be

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I remembered someone else I was mean to and was going to apologize to, but I fell asleep after my 6 egg and provolone omellette and can’t remember now.

Ryan, I’m sorry I parodied your gay thread.

Okay…okay…I’ll try again, Ryan, I’m sorry I parodieded your thread.

Oh yeah…I’m sorry to my employer when I’ve been unable to do any work in the past because I’m laughing too hard at something I thought was highlarious, but obviously everyone else thought was just plain mean.

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It was me with the rock thing, and I didn’t find it mean, just humorous. We are all dicks at times, probably more so on the net. If you were one of my close friends I would expect you to bust my balls still, it’s a guy thing.

And you don’t throw the rock, just cock your arm like you have one. I could see where you might doubt throwing imaginary rocks, sticks, Frisbees etc…, although my dog falls for the imaginary ball every time.

Now to I’m off to start that Sensays a douche thread.

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Meh.

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I don’t even know how to respond to this, as I’m pretty darned sure you don’t care if someone on the internet calls you mean.

Besides, how do you know I didn’t intend to say that you were mean in a funny way?

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[quote]sen say wrote:
… Yes, it was Nephorn, but no I don’t have a man-crush on him. I could see myself splitting a hundred wings from Cluck U Chicken and a bunch of beer with him, or introducing him to some of She Say’s friends, but that’s it.
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If you make an offer like that and don’t back it up, you’re kind of mean… and a douche.

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[quote]nephorm wrote:
I don’t even know how to respond to this, as I’m pretty darned sure you don’t care if someone on the internet calls you mean.

Besides, how do you know I didn’t intend to say that you were mean in a funny way?[/quote]

But I do care…I really, really, really do. Why else would I have started this thread?

Also…I knew you didn’t mean it in a funny way, because mean was in italics.

I’ve been weeping tears of sheer joy and compassion and other nice things ever since I opened my heart to everyone. Thank you Neph. You are like my ghosts of xmas past, present and future…but…now I know I can change my future…I can be ‘Nice’.

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[quote]electric_eales wrote:
I am sorry to anyone who has already seen the atached picture already, and I am sorry for blatantly using this thread tore post my favourite piece of T-Nation ‘painting’ to date. I fell sorry for myself when doing things like this make me realise just how much of a childish twat I can be
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LMAO…

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[quote]Kliplemet wrote:

I’m sorry for not beating up those nerds who had it coming yesterday.
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Did the nerds try to steal your poon again?

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Are you calling him ‘Nephorn’ …because it resembles porn with an extra H ? If not, you should be apologizing for devoting a whole post to being sorry and not knowing his name, like he was a one night stand you ran into at Wal-Mart.

Plus everyone knows the correct bastardized spelling of porn is ‘pron’ …anything else is just not funny, and you should apologize for that too.

I apologize for breaking the news.

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[quote]Molotov_Coktease wrote:
Are you calling him ‘Nephorn’ …because it resembles porn with an extra H ? If not, you should be apologizing for devoting a whole post to being sorry and not knowing his name, like he was a one night stand you ran into at Wal-Mart.

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I am sorry Nep. I honestly never knew…always thought that was the joke in the name…

Wal-Mart was not in my area when I was young and a fan of hogging.

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I apologise to Jamie Lee for starting the rumor that she was a hermaphrodite, even though the bitch stole my boyfriend and had it coming.

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I’d like to let everyone know that if you want to tell us you like turtles on this ‘nice’ thread that you better be letting us know that you literally like turtles.