Say NO to Tom Cruise

There really needs to be some nation-wide boycott of Tom Cruise movies until he does an SNL skit making fun of scientology.

I’m in. I don’t care too much about his emasculation, I figured everyone has known he was gay for years. But the bullying of Comedy Central is bullshit, learn to take a joke about your bizarre, money-hungry alien cult. He also sues people at the drop of a hat.

He handled that extremely well I thought. That dude had no clue what to do.

[quote]PCH wrote:
Did anyone see the fake reporter squirt him in the face with a gag microphone during one of his movie premieres? His reaction was priceless…funny shit![/quote]

The point was germs are our friend! Go germs!

Oh and when little kids run into explosions . . . they magically live and are able to travel long distances without a car and meet up with the family at the end just when they all come tog-

. . . what a shitty ending that movie had.

[quote]Professor X wrote:
brucevangeorge wrote:
Professor X wrote:
lostinthought wrote:
Does this count for movies he already made? Vanilla Sky is in my top five favorites… Just asking.

It’s one of my favorites as well. The last Samurai wasn’t bad at all either.

War of The Worlds sucked not because of Tom Cruise but because of the way the screenplay was written. Something was missing.

You mean something like a purpose to the story?

So THAT was it.[/quote]

Amen. War of the worlds sucked. (Except for the very beginning of the movie. It started out cool and seemed like it had promise… especially the part where the people got zapped by the ray beams.)

[quote]Xen Nova wrote:
Fuck Tom Cruise.[/quote]

That about somes it up. Fuck him and fuck John Travolta.

For those of you who mentioned it, The Last Samurai was really good DESPITE Tom Cruise being in it. Even Billy Connolly showed him up in that film.

I’m in! They pissed the Last Samurai away on Tom Cruise. That could of been a great movie but instead it was just another Tom Cruise movie…

Maybe TC is short for Tom Cruise and there is some subliminal scientology going on right now we don’t know about ???

[quote]TC wrote:
Robert Monti wrote:
I know he’s been doing nutty things for the past couple years but is this boycott stemming from he did recently?

The boy has gotten increasingly more annoying through the years and because of his perceived box office clout, he gets more and more movies and more and more publicity.

I didn’t mind him so much when he kept his mouth shut, but now the boy’s starting to pontificate on psychology, Scientology, marriage, fatherhood, child rearing, etc.

It wouldn’t be so bad if he didn’t take himself so seriously, but that’s not the case.

As such, wouldn’t you…like to help…someone like me…shut him the hell up?
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Yes, yes I would!
Btw comedy central advertised chef being back for the new episode wednesday, does that mean Issac Hayes is back?

Here’s the letter Trey Parker & Matt Stone wrote after Viacom made them pull the Tom Cruise/Scientology episode:

While the “South Park” creators didn’t directly comment on Comedy Central’s decision to pull the episode, they issued an unusual statement to Daily Variety indicating the battle is not over.

“So, Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun! Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!!”

The duo signed the statement “Trey Parker and Matt Stone, servants of the dark lord Xenu.”

This cracks me up!

I love South Park. I’m in on the Tom Cruise ban just for
A) being a fucktarded lunatic
B) Sueing everyone who doesn’t like him
C) Getting that South Park rerun taken off the air.

Everyone should check out

There’s some funny stuff on Scientology there, as well as some creepy and disturbing stuff. The site is an expose detailing all of the criminal cases brought against Scientology around the world that the Church of Scientology uses threats of lawsuits to keep out of the media.

He was pretty good in collateral. I’ve never seen him interviewed or read anything about him so I don’t dislike him particularly. That’s actually the reason I don’t read anything about stars.

[quote]Tstud_9 wrote:
Btw comedy central advertised chef being back for the new episode wednesday, does that mean Issac Hayes is back?[/quote]

The show was in the can before Hayes quit.

Ok now the most recent talk on this board regarding Tom Cruise was him flexing his muscles (hehe couldn’t help myself) in regards to that South Park episode, essentially stopping people who wish to see that episode from seeing it.

Now in retaliation to this, your plan is to create a survey so long that Viacom stops people who wish to See Tom Cruise in a movie…from seeing it.

Now as a libertarian I may take freedom a little bit more seriously than the rest of you, but are you fucking out of your mind. Never before in the history of the world has the phrase ‘two wrongs don’t make a right’ ever been more relevant.

Yeah fuck Tom Cruise,but i couldnt really give 2 shits what he does outside of the movies.Sure he is fucked up and a nut job but the brother can act.I still think his best movie was ‘Collateral’ .I sriously think he has some mental problems,like when he got squirted with that microphone he just laughed at it, then BAM he just done a 180 and snapped,talk about a change in personality.Also when he was saying he would like Katie Holmes not to make much noise when giving birth done it for me “lol” my wife almost reached through the TV and strangled him,there was fuck’s and shit’s coming from her mouth saying,let him try and have a baby blah blah.This came 2 months after our daughter was born and my wife was still recovering.

Peace

HHH

I have never been able to stand the guy.

I will never, never forgive Hollywood for casting him as Lestat in Interview With the Vampire. I know Lestat, I have spent many, many hours with Lestat and Tom Cruise could never, ever be Lestat.

He is a horrible actor that always seems to be screaming “look, I’m acting”. He is completely unbelievable in any role role he plays.

I don’t find him attractive. I don’t think he is particularly masculine. He’s another short hollywood runt. Fuck, I could take him. I don’t understand why they keep casting him in these action movie roles.

Count me in TC, I’m glad you and I finally see eye to eye on something.

[quote]gojira wrote:
I don’t find him attractive. I don’t think he is particularly masculine. He’s another short hollywood runt. Fuck, I could take him.
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Everyday I find a new reason to love you a little more :slight_smile:

That bought a tear to my eye…

Sign me up.

[quote]jacross wrote:
Ok now the most recent talk on this board regarding Tom Cruise was him flexing his muscles (hehe couldn’t help myself) in regards to that South Park episode, essentially stopping people who wish to see that episode from seeing it.

Now in retaliation to this, your plan is to create a survey so long that Viacom stops people who wish to See Tom Cruise in a movie…from seeing it.

Now as a libertarian I may take freedom a little bit more seriously than the rest of you, but are you fucking out of your mind. Never before in the history of the world has the phrase ‘two wrongs don’t make a right’ ever been more relevant.[/quote]

Never before in the history of the world has someone failed so miserably in realizing that we’re just having some fun here and don’t really expect to influence a multi-billion dollar entertainment giant to such a degree that they’d can one of the most bankable men in Hollywood.

[quote]Professor X wrote:
LOL! Tom Cruise is an idiot but I will be seeing MI3. I mean, there are explosions and shit…and breasts![/quote]

breasts? I don’t want to see Tom Cruise take his shirt off.

Collateral was a good flick though.

DB