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[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]gregron wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]four60 wrote:
She pulled it off. Hell I will admit to being somewhat sexist about action movies. If the chick is going to be the Superhero-Hero (taking out 5 guys, jumping off bridges) I need her to convince me with her acting or lack of a better word “Vibe/Swagger”. Jolie did it (up till the dressing up like a russian male soldier) That almost killed the effect becasue she just looked so freaking tiny.

Few Actresses can pull that off.[/quote]

I gotta say though that it was the best “female to male” makeup job that I have ever seen. Up close, you would know…but from 20 feet away, I bet you would just think it was a feminine acting guy.[/quote]

you guys thought the disguise was good?[/quote]

Besides having the overwhelming urge to kiss those lips…yes. The makeover really does make her look like a feminine man.[/quote]

^^Homo???

brother chris has an overwhelming urge to kiss the lips of a feminine man

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[quote]four60 wrote:

[quote]Pootie Tang wrote:
I just so Jolie in The Tourist and she was skinny as fuck. Loved her accent though, and the movie was a passable romp. If I had to kick one chick out of my bed, I would kick our current Jolie. If she still had the tomb raider weight on her though then Aniston would get the boot.[/quote]

I have to slightly disagree with you this one. WE can agree she needs a steak and pasta in a bad way. However if I had to choose between the two on sex alone EVEN at her skinny weight…Jolie is getting it in the worst way. She just has a look like that would be a fun azz rompum-stompum-good-time. AND she would make you a sandwich.

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It would be a very tough choice, but dude you gotta watch The Tourist and see how Goddamned skinny she is. Of course she still looked sexy and carried herself well but she was emaciated. Would I still hit it? Hell fucking yeah. But if I was in the enviable position of having to choose between her and Aniston I would have to choose Aniston…but I would make Jolie watch.

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[quote]Pootie Tang wrote:

[quote]four60 wrote:

[quote]Pootie Tang wrote:
I just so Jolie in The Tourist and she was skinny as fuck. Loved her accent though, and the movie was a passable romp. If I had to kick one chick out of my bed, I would kick our current Jolie. If she still had the tomb raider weight on her though then Aniston would get the boot.[/quote]

I have to slightly disagree with you this one. WE can agree she needs a steak and pasta in a bad way. However if I had to choose between the two on sex alone EVEN at her skinny weight…Jolie is getting it in the worst way. She just has a look like that would be a fun azz rompum-stompum-good-time. AND she would make you a sandwich.

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It would be a very tough choice, but dude you gotta watch The Tourist and see how Goddamned skinny she is. Of course she still looked sexy and carried herself well but she was emaciated. Would I still hit it? Hell fucking yeah.[/quote] But if I was in the enviable position of having to choose between her and Aniston I would have to choose Aniston[quote]…but I would make Jolie watch.
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In all seriousness, me too.

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I haven’t seen Tourist yet but holy crap she is thin. She didn’t stand out as quite this thin in Salt.

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damn that is nasty thin. look at that elbow, ew.

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[quote]SILVERDAN7 wrote:
this is eight pages of a joke right?

RIGHT?

Cant act.
Isnt even remotely convincing in an athletic role.
30 year old sleeper cell formula plot.
This movie was a joke even with the low expectations I have for any movie which so much as features Jolie in a supporting role.

If we are making suggestions, I thought Doomsday was a pretty bad ass movie with a female lead role. Not a trad. action but good still.[/quote]

Too bad. You missed the dead line into make the Haters Ball, I’m sure you would have at least got runner up with this haterrific post here.

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[quote]four60 wrote:

[quote]Pootie Tang wrote:
I just so Jolie in The Tourist and she was skinny as fuck. Loved her accent though, and the movie was a passable romp. If I had to kick one chick out of my bed, I would kick our current Jolie. If she still had the tomb raider weight on her though then Aniston would get the boot.[/quote]

I have to slightly disagree with you this one. WE can agree she needs a steak and pasta in a bad way. However if I had to choose between the two on sex alone EVEN at her skinny weight…Jolie is getting it in the worst way. She just has a look like that would be a fun azz rompum-stompum-good-time. AND she would make you a sandwich.

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That’s what I’m talking about my twin brother, Sammich time!

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[quote]gregron wrote:

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]gregron wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]four60 wrote:
She pulled it off. Hell I will admit to being somewhat sexist about action movies. If the chick is going to be the Superhero-Hero (taking out 5 guys, jumping off bridges) I need her to convince me with her acting or lack of a better word “Vibe/Swagger”. Jolie did it (up till the dressing up like a russian male soldier) That almost killed the effect becasue she just looked so freaking tiny.

Few Actresses can pull that off.[/quote]

I gotta say though that it was the best “female to male” makeup job that I have ever seen. Up close, you would know…but from 20 feet away, I bet you would just think it was a feminine acting guy.[/quote]

you guys thought the disguise was good?[/quote]

Besides having the overwhelming urge to kiss those lips…yes. The makeover really does make her look like a feminine man.[/quote]

^^Homo???

brother chris has an overwhelming urge to kiss the lips of a feminine man[/quote]

Yes, how’d you know I wanted to kiss you in the mouth?

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[quote]PB Andy wrote:
damn that is nasty thin. look at that elbow, ew.[/quote]

YES, but the TITTIES, MAN-- THE TITTIES!!!

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[quote]SteelyD wrote:

[quote]PB Andy wrote:
damn that is nasty thin. look at that elbow, ew.[/quote]

YES, but the TITTIES, MAN-- THE TITTIES!!![/quote]

Reminds me of Shallow Hal, when his buddy avoids that girl because her second two is longer than her big toe.

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[quote]SteelyD wrote:

[quote]PB Andy wrote:
damn that is nasty thin. look at that elbow, ew.[/quote]

YES, but the TITTIES, MAN-- THE TITTIES!!![/quote]
they’ll get saggy real soon.

Anyways I just watched Salt. I liked it. Good action, decent enough plot even though it was a bit predictable towards the end, good acting. It wasn’t overly good, though, it was just a decent movie. My only criticisms are

spoiler

  1. how many times can she fucking escape over and over? That got a bit old and unrealistic.

  2. a bit of the action was a bit… stupid. she would just come flying through the door like fucking superman and kick some dude in the face, wtf?

  3. uhh… i thought i had another one but i guess not.

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[quote]Gettnitdone wrote:
So lets take a poll.

Who’d you rather MORE: Angelina Jolie or Jennifer Aniston?

Ladies feel free to participate.[/quote]

jennifer every time . angelina was hot but now like deb said she is way to thin

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i personally like jennifer in the long run… if it was a night then i’d pick jolie…

i thought salt was ok… plot was predictable… action was good… i guess u take the good with the bad…

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[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]SILVERDAN7 wrote:
this is eight pages of a joke right?

RIGHT?

Cant act.
Isnt even remotely convincing in an athletic role.
30 year old sleeper cell formula plot.
This movie was a joke even with the low expectations I have for any movie which so much as features Jolie in a supporting role.

If we are making suggestions, I thought Doomsday was a pretty bad ass movie with a female lead role. Not a trad. action but good still.[/quote]

Too bad. You missed the dead line into make the Haters Ball, I’m sure you would have at least got runner up with this haterrific post here.[/quote]

Well, that sucks. I always wanted to dance with that bitch from The Hills (Theyre all haters right). Plus it would have been awesome to get my award and meet you and Prof. X in person.

Seriously, you watched that movie and said to yourself, “I am really buying that this chick could really whoop on a room full of five trained soldiers.” Or “Huh I definitely dont know the next five things that are going to happen in the exact order they will occur in.”

Go watch TRUE GRIT and put some hair on yours balls.:]

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Watched this movie based on some of the posts here. It wasn’t very good.

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[quote]sam_sneed wrote:
Watched this movie based on some of the posts here. It wasn’t very good.[/quote]

It is a weak film and she is not sexy in it.

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I agree that the film, while not shit as has been suggested, was not particularly good. I will not be watching it again. It is also quite obvious that the story was written for a man, and some of the scenes demanded the suspension of far too much disbelief.

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[quote]Pootie Tang wrote:

[quote]four60 wrote:

[quote]Pootie Tang wrote:
I just so Jolie in The Tourist and she was skinny as fuck. Loved her accent though, and the movie was a passable romp. If I had to kick one chick out of my bed, I would kick our current Jolie. If she still had the tomb raider weight on her though then Aniston would get the boot.[/quote]

I have to slightly disagree with you this one. WE can agree she needs a steak and pasta in a bad way. However if I had to choose between the two on sex alone EVEN at her skinny weight…Jolie is getting it in the worst way. She just has a look like that would be a fun azz rompum-stompum-good-time. AND she would make you a sandwich.

[/quote]

It would be a very tough choice, but dude you gotta watch The Tourist and see how Goddamned skinny she is. Of course she still looked sexy and carried herself well but she was emaciated. Would I still hit it? Hell fucking yeah. But if I was in the enviable position of having to choose between her and Aniston I would have to choose Aniston…but I would make Jolie watch.
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HAHAHAHAHA, This is one of those times I going to put Vibe over Body. I would make Jennifer want to kill all her friends for not telling about the power of the Mighty 4-6-0. But if I had a choice of the two even now with her skinny azz. Jolie just has something that makes you want to grab that and BANG. WAKE UP BANG, leave work BANG. That woman gives off a Vibe a something that makes up for skin an bones…But she needs to put on some weight becuase even I have my limits.

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[quote]SILVERDAN7 wrote:

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]SILVERDAN7 wrote:
this is eight pages of a joke right?

RIGHT?

Cant act.
Isnt even remotely convincing in an athletic role.
30 year old sleeper cell formula plot.
This movie was a joke even with the low expectations I have for any movie which so much as features Jolie in a supporting role.

If we are making suggestions, I thought Doomsday was a pretty bad ass movie with a female lead role. Not a trad. action but good still.[/quote]

Too bad. You missed the dead line into make the Haters Ball, I’m sure you would have at least got runner up with this haterrific post here.[/quote]

Well, that sucks. I always wanted to dance with that bitch from The Hills (Theyre all haters right). Plus it would have been awesome to get my award and meet you and Prof. X in person.

Seriously, you watched that movie and said to yourself, “I am really buying that this chick could really whoop on a room full of five trained soldiers.” Or “Huh I definitely dont know the next five things that are going to happen in the exact order they will occur in.”

Go watch TRUE GRIT and put some hair on yours balls.:]
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I’m sure you know all about hairy balls as you live in Washington. Yes, a specially trained woman could take down five trained soldiers with her fighting style, she wasn’t boxing dudes and tackling them, she was using their momentum. And, no I wasn’t able to predict the movie like others. I wasn’t expecting her to drop the Russian President, after she did I was guessing (with the spider foreshadow) that the president wasn’t dead. When she had a drop on the black dude, I figured she had defected from Russia and was running with her mission in order to find her husband after FIVE MINUTES OF FORESHADOWING THAT SHE NEEDED TO FIND HER HUSBAND. However, move to move, no it was not predictable. I didn’t see her dropping the president through the floor of the Russian Catholic Cathedral. I didn’t see her dropping the entire barge, I didn’t see her going into the heli with the black dude. I didn’t see that her boss was a KGB agent.

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[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]SILVERDAN7 wrote:

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]SILVERDAN7 wrote:
this is eight pages of a joke right?

RIGHT?

Cant act.
Isnt even remotely convincing in an athletic role.
30 year old sleeper cell formula plot.
This movie was a joke even with the low expectations I have for any movie which so much as features Jolie in a supporting role.

If we are making suggestions, I thought Doomsday was a pretty bad ass movie with a female lead role. Not a trad. action but good still.[/quote]

Too bad. You missed the dead line into make the Haters Ball, I’m sure you would have at least got runner up with this haterrific post here.[/quote]

Well, that sucks. I always wanted to dance with that bitch from The Hills (Theyre all haters right). Plus it would have been awesome to get my award and meet you and Prof. X in person.

Seriously, you watched that movie and said to yourself, “I am really buying that this chick could really whoop on a room full of five trained soldiers.” Or “Huh I definitely dont know the next five things that are going to happen in the exact order they will occur in.”

Go watch TRUE GRIT and put some hair on yours balls.:]
[/quote]

I’m sure you know all about hairy balls as you live in Washington. Yes, a specially trained woman could take down five trained soldiers with her fighting style, she wasn’t boxing dudes and tackling them, she was using their momentum. And, no I wasn’t able to predict the movie like others. I wasn’t expecting her to drop the Russian President, after she did I was guessing (with the spider foreshadow) that the president wasn’t dead. When she had a drop on the black dude, I figured she had defected from Russia and was running with her mission in order to find her husband after FIVE MINUTES OF FORESHADOWING THAT SHE NEEDED TO FIND HER HUSBAND. However, move to move, no it was not predictable. I didn’t see her dropping the president through the floor of the Russian Catholic Cathedral. I didn’t see her dropping the entire barge, I didn’t see her going into the heli with the black dude. I didn’t see that her boss was a KGB agent. [/quote]

And I didn’t see any ass, but I got into the movie anyway. So I’m with Bro-Chris on this one.