SALT

[quote]Gettnitdone wrote:
So lets take a poll.

Who’d you rather MORE: Angelina Jolie or Jennifer Aniston?

Ladies feel free to participate.[/quote]

AJ easily. I’d say no contest but I do have a soft spot for Season 1 Rachel Green.

Angelina by far.

Considering the role was originally supposed to be Tom Cruise (or so I heard)… I think Angelina was definitely a more realistic and believable choice.

AJ is definitely a better actress than JA (but JA does have her moments). Both are very attractive.

As for AJ doing her own stunts… Come on-- Do you really think she did those high flying stunts without being “wired-up” and safe? Not a chance! But she still has alot of guts to do them anyway.

[quote]XanderBuilt wrote:

[quote]Blaze_108 wrote:
The Village by Shamalan was a huge failure of a suprise ending.
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Really? not even a little surprising? Granted it’s no Sixth Sense and MNS has gone pretty much downhill after Unbreakable but the Village had it’s moments. Totally loved Bryce Dallas Howard - actually after seeing her in Eclipse I seem to think she’d play a dramatic-action lead very well.[/quote]

Wait you mean you didn’t figure out that he was dead?

[quote]gregron wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]four60 wrote:
She pulled it off. Hell I will admit to being somewhat sexist about action movies. If the chick is going to be the Superhero-Hero (taking out 5 guys, jumping off bridges) I need her to convince me with her acting or lack of a better word “Vibe/Swagger”. Jolie did it (up till the dressing up like a russian male soldier) That almost killed the effect becasue she just looked so freaking tiny.

Few Actresses can pull that off.[/quote]

I gotta say though that it was the best “female to male” makeup job that I have ever seen. Up close, you would know…but from 20 feet away, I bet you would just think it was a feminine acting guy.[/quote]

you guys thought the disguise was good?[/quote]

Besides having the overwhelming urge to kiss those lips…yes. The makeover really does make her look like a feminine man.

AJ or JA…AJ seems like she’d make me a egg sammich, I pick AJ.

[quote]Professor X wrote:
Tom Cruise is weak as shit and a tiny little fucker yet no one said a damn thing about him hanging off the side of a cliff in Mission Impossible.[/quote]
Most climbers are tiny little fuckers. Not weighing 300 pounds helps when you have to climb for an hour.

[quote]Professor X wrote:
You’ve already stated this as your opinion…but again, much of that is based on the sex of the character. Bourne should have died in the first movie. THAT just might be realistic. After three fucking movies and this dude STILL doesn’t have his whole memory back, I call bullshit.

Is Bourne a decent movie? Yes. Is it realistic? Hell no. He took on the entire fucking CIA and lived while being as close as right across the street from HQ. Yeah…ok.[/quote]

If they don’t know where you are, they can’t kill you. Just look at that little bearded fella with kidney problems and a 25 million dollar pricetag on his head who walks with a cane from cave to cave in Afghanistan while videoblogging.

And he gets his memory back in the third one.

[quote]BobParr wrote:
Pretty sure the Bourne movies were all directly based on novels. But I read them back in the day, before the movies were made, and don’t remember if the books were more realistic.
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The plot is very different. He’s still a CIA agent with amnesia, but he’s not an assassin in the books and his beef is not with the CIA.

[quote]kakno wrote:

[quote]BobParr wrote:
Pretty sure the Bourne movies were all directly based on novels. But I read them back in the day, before the movies were made, and don’t remember if the books were more realistic.
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The plot is very different. He’s still a CIA agent with amnesia, but he’s not an assassin in the books and his beef is not with the CIA.[/quote]

I’ve only read the first book, that was many years back and it was very good. One of those “you can’t put this book down” type stories. I still like old school spy thiller writers like Fredrick Forsyth and John Le Carre.

[quote]Gettnitdone wrote:
So lets take a poll.

Who’d you rather MORE: Angelina Jolie or Jennifer Aniston?

Ladies feel free to participate.[/quote]

angie

Aniston. Banging Angie is like being a necro.

this is eight pages of a joke right?

RIGHT?

Cant act.
Isnt even remotely convincing in an athletic role.
30 year old sleeper cell formula plot.
This movie was a joke even with the low expectations I have for any movie which so much as features Jolie in a supporting role.

If we are making suggestions, I thought Doomsday was a pretty bad ass movie with a female lead role. Not a trad. action but good still.

Salt was a decent watch.

[quote]SILVERDAN7 wrote:
this is eight pages of a joke right?

RIGHT?

Cant act.
Isnt even remotely convincing in an athletic role.
30 year old sleeper cell formula plot.
This movie was a joke even with the low expectations I have for any movie which so much as features Jolie in a supporting role.

If we are making suggestions, I thought Doomsday was a pretty bad ass movie with a female lead role. Not a trad. action but good still.[/quote]

LOL.

I do believe the majority of the people here liked it…which would logically mean that if you don’t, acting like everyone else has something wrong with them might be a sign of insanity.

You have an opinion. That’s great.

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]SILVERDAN7 wrote:
this is eight pages of a joke right?

RIGHT?

Cant act.
Isnt even remotely convincing in an athletic role.
30 year old sleeper cell formula plot.
This movie was a joke even with the low expectations I have for any movie which so much as features Jolie in a supporting role.

If we are making suggestions, I thought Doomsday was a pretty bad ass movie with a female lead role. Not a trad. action but good still.[/quote]

LOL.

I do believe the majority of the people here liked it…which would logically mean that if you don’t, acting like everyone else has something wrong with them might be a sign of insanity.

You have an opinion. That’s great.[/quote]

Maybe, I’m the only sane person on here, did that ever occur to you. In all honesty, I had notice the thread with people liking it, so when REDBOX was out of everything New Years day, I grabbed this, fully expecting to not like it. I like movies with content, which this definetely wasnt.
BUt, yeah I’m just bored and wanted to talk some shit, and it is all opinon.

[quote]SILVERDAN7 wrote:
Maybe, I’m the only sane person on here, did that ever occur to you.[/quote]

[quote]SILVERDAN7 wrote:

Maybe, I’m the only sane person on here, did that ever occur to you. [/quote]

Why yes, it did. You just may be a prophet of the new decade. Perhaps your taste in movies is so overreaching that we should all fall before you in praise of your power of critique.

Or you could just be yet another snob on the internet who thinks his taste in movies is far above all others.

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In all honesty, I had notice the thread with people liking it, so when REDBOX was out of everything New Years day, I grabbed this, fully expecting to not like it. I like movies with content, which this definetely wasnt.
BUt, yeah I’m just bored and wanted to talk some shit, and it is all opinon.[/quote]

I am all for real movie debates…but this ain’t one. If you want to debate certain parts of the movie, cool…but no one really cares if you simply didn’t like something. If most people DO like it, your opinion holds much less weight.

I just so Jolie in The Tourist and she was skinny as fuck. Loved her accent though, and the movie was a passable romp. If I had to kick one chick out of my bed, I would kick our current Jolie. If she still had the tomb raider weight on her though then Aniston would get the boot.

[quote]Pootie Tang wrote:
I just so Jolie in The Tourist and she was skinny as fuck. Loved her accent though, and the movie was a passable romp. If I had to kick one chick out of my bed, I would kick our current Jolie. If she still had the tomb raider weight on her though then Aniston would get the boot.[/quote]

We all know you’d never kick any white chick out of your bed, ever.

[quote]Pootie Tang wrote:
I just so Jolie in The Tourist and she was skinny as fuck. Loved her accent though, and the movie was a passable romp. If I had to kick one chick out of my bed, I would kick our current Jolie. If she still had the tomb raider weight on her though then Aniston would get the boot.[/quote]

I have to slightly disagree with you this one. WE can agree she needs a steak and pasta in a bad way. However if I had to choose between the two on sex alone EVEN at her skinny weight…Jolie is getting it in the worst way. She just has a look like that would be a fun azz rompum-stompum-good-time. AND she would make you a sandwich.

[quote]RSGZ wrote:

We all know you’d never kick any white chick out of your bed, ever.[/quote]

L o fucking L RSGZ. I hope to god I never have to.