Ryan's Trip to Thailand

Yesterday sucked. I woke up cold- somehow. Then, while using a new toothpaste, discovered colgate made a toothpaste using a huge amount of salt. GROSS.

Once we got on the boat, we waited at the dock for close to an hour because we waited for the taxi to drive back to the shop to pick up a couple of tech divers and their equipment. Turns out one of the tanks they needed wasnt filled, so we waited for them to fill it.

On the boat, the diving was basically the same thing I was doing in the pool- except in open water. After the first dive of 55 minutes, I was freezing. I need a new wetsuit. I came back to the boat shivering and stripping of my wet clothes fast enough to cause any sane person to stab themselves in the eye with anything pointy.

After about a 2.5 hour surface interval in dry clothes and a hot lunch, I wasnt all that warm. I asked the course director I was working with if I could sit out because I was still cold, he said no because the IDC interns needed me as their “student.” Needless to say, that was a bad dive.

After the dive, we had to do a rescue situation, which sucked cause I was still cold and in the water. I did feel bad for the tech divers rescue situation. Tech diving is very equipment intensive, double tanks on your back, and pony bottles slung along your sides. It sucked for them majorly because there are way more straps than on a regular BCD and theres just a shitton of equipment to remove while doing rescue breaths and towing the “victim” to the boat.

After, again, drying off and sitting in the sun for a little while to warm up, we had the dive debreifing. During the breifing, one of the other interns who was DMing the boat asked who’s weight belt was left on the deck. I knew it was mine, because I still hadnt gotten it back from doing the rescue scenario. One of the other interns said it was his before I could say anything, so that was that while the debreifing was going on.

Once the debreifing was over, I asked the intern to see the weight belt, and explained it was mine.

A. It fit me perfectly.
B. 15 minutes earlier the equipment handler got on the boat and put it exactly where it was found.
C. Earlier that morning he had said someone stole his weight belt off the boat. (I wasnt even on the boat, mind you.)
D. I didnt have mine in my kit bag.

So when I asked him how he had one when this morning, not 5 minutes before we got on the boat, he didnt have one.

So I said fine, when we get back to the shop if Da (the woman who works there) if you bought one, and if she said you did you can have it, if not you’re lying and its mine.

Then he said he didnt care anymore, that I can have it, and that it wasnt worth arguing over.

It just really pissed me off that he, knowing full well it was my belt, argued that it was his. Granted, in most other situations I would have not cared- but I need a weight belt for the intructor exam and I know the shop would have made me buy a new one, and I dont feel like spending another 40 bucks there.

Speaking of spending more money, the people who run this program are really starting to show their real colors. Its painfully obvious to everyone that they’re all about the money.

As a future MSDT, I’ll have been tought 5 speciality by the course director. One of the spec’s I want is drysuit instructor, but before that I’ll need to take a drysuit course and then do 10 dives in a drysuit (fair enough) but its going to cost me about 400 bucks.

Last night I went to see The Mist with a few interns. Terrible movie. I wouldnt suggest it to anyone. Afterwards we went out for one of the interns last night here. One drink turned into another. One go-go bar turned into another go-go bar.

It was a fun night, but I didnt wake up in time for the boat this morning. I’m pissed because I’m obviously not diving today, but because I put my name on the list for the boat and didnt show.

I still havent found a gym here, and I’m getting very restless- and soft, alright, softer. I’ll probably go out today and join one.

Cool bit:

The open air restaurant we always hang out at, the family who owns it… The father, Dong, I just found out is a former Muy Thai champion in pattaya, or something like that.

Its actually pretty cool, and now I know why, the fighters that come from across the street to get a bottle of water or meal after training always bow to him because he’s that respected.

I thought a few of you on here could appreciate that.

Sorry to hear the diving’s a bit sucky at the moment, I’m sure it’ll pick up soon.

If you can’t find a gym, why not start muay thai?

[quote]Roual wrote:
If you can’t find a gym, why not start muay thai?[/quote]

I thought about it, but I’m here to get my MSDT and from what I can tell thus far- I’m going to be spending a lot of time with dive related stuff. If I had some more time, I’d sure as shit be learning Muay Thai as well.

Plus, I’m going to be spending a bit more money than I had planned on diving than I had imagined.

[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
Roual wrote:
If you can’t find a gym, why not start muay thai?

I thought about it, but I’m here to get my MSDT and from what I can tell thus far- I’m going to be spending a lot of time with dive related stuff. If I had some more time, I’d sure as shit be learning Muay Thai as well.

Plus, I’m going to be spending a bit more money than I had planned on diving than I had imagined.[/quote]

Plus, you really don’t feel like getting punched and kicked in the face.

DB

Congratulations on going after what you want!

;>

[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
rrjc5488 wrote:
Roual wrote:
If you can’t find a gym, why not start muay thai?

I thought about it, but I’m here to get my MSDT and from what I can tell thus far- I’m going to be spending a lot of time with dive related stuff. If I had some more time, I’d sure as shit be learning Muay Thai as well.

Plus, I’m going to be spending a bit more money than I had planned on diving than I had imagined.

Plus, you really don’t feel like getting punched and kicked in the face.

DB[/quote]

I thought that was a given.

One of the interns here, was an amateur boxer a while back at home, and he went to the gym across the street to fuck around and spar with one of the fighters. Apparently, this guy Ian out-sparred the local fighter and then caught a cheap-shot kick to the head and was sporting a broken jaw for weeks after.

So, this sunday… rumor has it we’re having a pool party for the couple of interns who just finished their instructor exam.

I’m sure there will be plenty of pictures.

Hint: A couple of us have got underwater cameras.

[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
So, this sunday… rumor has it we’re having a pool party for the couple of interns who just finished their instructor exam.

I’m sure there will be plenty of pictures.

Hint: A couple of us have got underwater cameras.[/quote]

Ooh, excellent. No pink eel pictures. Only clams and octopussies, please.

DB

[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
So, this sunday… rumor has it we’re having a pool party for the couple of interns who just finished their instructor exam.

I’m sure there will be plenty of pictures.

Hint: A couple of us have got underwater cameras.[/quote]

NAKED CHICKEN FIGHTS!!!

Hi Ryan! Sorry to hear the dives haven’t been as good as you expected, but it’s fun to follow your journey through this thread.

Hey, I hope things are better. I’m definitely jealous; I’m taking a statistics take home mid-term…

So last night we had the Instructor’s exam party. Both passed and it was a ton of fun. I will appologize now, though, no one brought their U/W cameras because we went to walking street after and no one felt like dragging around a shoeboxed sized camera all night, let alone while drinking heavily.

The party started off with a welcome cocktail and dinner. Being as it was two Aussie’s taking the exam, it was Aussie themed. Chicken kabobs, Steak kabobs, Shrimp kabobs- you name it. They really went balls to the wall with the party, namely the dinner.

After that, drinking and swimming ensued. After a little while, the people who organized the party took everyone’s attention to have a contest of “Who is more Australian?”

First, they had to chug a pint of fosters, then making a shrimp kabob and putting it on the grill while yelling “Put another shrimp on the bar-bie!” Then, they had to pick up their “Sheila” and carry her across the pool deck, then go “fishing” with those stupid magnetic fish things. After they had three fish, they had to jump in the pool and grab as many means of flotation they possibly could. With these, they brought them back the end of the pool where the interns, split in teams, had to make a raft using the blow up crap in the pool and some line. It was fucking histerical.

We then proceeded to toss the damn thing in and all jump on it, and it actually stayed together haha. We swam with it across the pool and beat the other team. We got a celebratory shot of a piss poor excuse of tequila and then it was over. The whole race lasted about 90 seconds.

After that, more drinking happened and everyone was having a fun time in the pool.

At about 11, when the party was over, we all packed into a baht bus and headed over to walking street. Here, the two new interns ate all that shit I ate during mine. They actually went through it pretty quick, until the cockroach came out. When the scorpion came out, they both said no.

At which point they both chowed down on it. Like I was going to eat one again. Fuck. That.

Then we went to angelwitch, a go-go bar. One of the interns was dragged on stage, at which point he was tied down to a bed by four smoking hot chicks (actual girls) and danced around, rubbed, and petted by these girls.

Quite frankly, I’m a little upset that didnt happen during my initiation. Fuck, had it, I would have walked off stage with a raging erection, and not haved gived two flying fucks about it.

After a few hours there, we called it a night. But, on the way home we stopped at mcdonalds. I had a “double big mac.” Holy hell. Instead of two beef patties, it had four. I had heard of such a thing before, and it was everything I had hoped it would be.

Oh, all of this was done with a 6 foot blow up alligator and 6 foot blow up shark that the new instructors had to carry at their side the whole night. THAT was funny. The shark was almost confiscated at angelwitch.

This afternoon, for lunch, I went with one of the interns to get some food.

Fair enough. We get there, and it was pretty cool. You order a plate full of whatever you want, and it comes out raw and you cook it on a hot plate in the middle of the table. Something different.

When we got back, we hung out at Lek’s for a little while with a bunch of other interns. Banana pancake man came by. Like the double big mac, the banana pancakes was another thing I had heard good things about. I had to try one.

So, I ate one of those, too. Awesome.

I was talking with one of the new interns today about joining a gym.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Thanks, dick.


Its hard to tell, but this puppy was about the size of a coke can.


Squall

I’ll post some pics of the party when I get them from whoever’s got them.

Why are they no pictures of Thia hookers. Come on Ryan, lets have some class on this Blog.