[quote]Xab wrote:
Granted, however there is a 90% pay reduction for getting an early payment.
I wish that I’ll hit another new deadlift PR when I go to the gym in an hour.[/quote]
Granted, but you throw your back out and get a hernia.
I wish I had a cookie.
Granted. You get a shit-and-puke flavored cookie.
I wish I could just get rid of this god damn fat already and be done with it.
Granted, but now you are anorexic and can’t add any muscle because of your fear of looking fat.
I wish I hadn’t eaten all that buttery popcorn at the movie theatre as my ass is going to hate me later
[quote]angry chicken wrote:
Granted, but now you are anorexic and can’t add any muscle because of your fear of looking fat.
I wish I hadn’t eaten all that buttery popcorn at the movie theatre as my ass is going to hate me later[/quote]
Granted, but now you’re stuck in Rwanda with nothing to eat.
I wish perpetual motion were possible.
[quote]MetalGrasshopper wrote:
I wish perpetual motion were possible. [/quote]
Granted but it can only be used to operate Oprahs vibrator which you are chained to and enslaved as the operator for eternity.
I wish the media would stop talking about Michael Jackson all the time.
Granted, but then another celebrity dies who has BAD music that they blast the airways with incessantly.
I wish it was FRIDAAAAAAAY!
Granted. It’s a nice, warm Friday afternoon in September of 2061, and you’re in your deathbed, dying of aids.
I wish my back would stop hurting.
Granted. Your back finally stopped hurting because you severed your damn spinial cord going for your world-record 1200 lb. squat. (Be happy I didn’t do some gay joke instead!) 
I wish the AC in my house was fixed…it’s going to be 100+ degrees for the next few days!
[quote]Trainercat ATC wrote:
Granted. Your back finally stopped hurting because you severed your damn spinial cord going for your world-record 1200 lb. squat. (Be happy I didn’t do some gay joke instead!)
I wish the AC in my house was fixed…it’s going to be 100+ degrees for the next few days!
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Your AC is fixed, however it only blows out cold air smelled like poopie.
I wish I was a good stand up comedian.
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Trainercat ATC wrote:
Granted. Your back finally stopped hurting because you severed your damn spinial cord going for your world-record 1200 lb. squat. (Be happy I didn’t do some gay joke instead!)
I wish the AC in my house was fixed…it’s going to be 100+ degrees for the next few days!
Your AC is fixed, however it only blows out cold air smelled like poopie.
I wish I was a good stand up comedian.[/quote]
Granted, but then you lose your legs in a freak squatting accident.
I wish I had an unlimited supply of Metabolic Drive
Granted, but it doesn’t agree with you, now every breath you take leave a warm steamer in your pants.
I wish the work day was over.
Granted, but you go home to find a warm steamer in your bed.
I wish I could make it rain like Pacman Jones.
Granted, now the cops are busy questioning you about where you were on that fateful night leading to a conviction and a 40 year prison sentence. Oh yeah…your new roommate bubba leaves you a warm steamer under your pillow every night.
I wish I could think of a good wish to ask for.
Granted: You wish that Salma Hayek was your girlfriend! Then you find out that her awesome breasts are just toilet paper padding! She takes the paper out to clean up a warm steamer and she now looks like Ally McBeal.
I wish I was your daddy…
Granted, but then you found out I was fucking my sister and it drove you insane
I wish more people fucked multiple chicks so the thread I started didn’t look so lame
Granted but then the thread name would have to be changed to “who wants STDS?”
I wish i owned a cruise ship
Granted: but for some reason it’s only filled with old fat women and really sexy guys, which causes all the fat women to sleep with them instead of you so you can’t even get any from the fat chicks on your own cruise ship. You get so frustrated that you take a huge steamer in your own bed.
I wish I was fluent with a katana…
Granted, however you only become good after cutting both your legs off.
I wish I had something to do today.
Granted, you travel all the way to Pennsylvania just to get you ball cut off by ^^'s Katana (Noice)
I wish my income triples by the end of this year
[quote]CainMarko wrote:
Granted, you travel all the way to Pennsylvania just to get you ball cut off by ^^'s Katana (Noice)
I wish my income triples by the end of this year[/quote]
Granted, you’re doing very well in gay porn, as a power bottom.
I wish I could be Arnold circa 1973