Ruin a Wish!

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[quote]Xab wrote:
Granted. You now work on every Saturday.

I wish I could just be done with college and have my degree. [/quote]

Granted, but now you can’t find a job.

I wish I could control my body composition at will, and have it change instantaneously.

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[quote]Xab wrote:
Granted. You now work on every Saturday.

I wish I could just be done with college and have my degree. [/quote]

Granted, but you’re this guy.

I wish that I had the one thing that was truly important to me in life.

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[quote]elusive wrote:

I wish that I had the one thing that was truly important to me in life.[/quote]

Granted. You now have boobs.

I wish I would get off my ass and clean up my room.

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Granted: but you stir up the air and some kind of strange mold that gives you lung cancer.
I wish I could eat sushi off of jessica biels stomache…

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Granted: but that isn’t wasabi & mayo…it’s Justin’s man sauce…
I wish my muscles would grow as fast as my beard.

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[quote]latestartoldfart wrote:
Granted: but that isn’t wasabi & mayo…it’s Justin’s man sauce…
I wish my muscles would grow as fast as my beard.[/quote]

Granted, however you get cancer and have to get chemotherapy, so your beard no longer grows, nor do your muscles.

I wish I had something to do tonight.

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[quote]Xab wrote:
latestartoldfart wrote:
Granted: but that isn’t wasabi & mayo…it’s Justin’s man sauce…
I wish my muscles would grow as fast as my beard.

Granted, however you get cancer and have to get chemotherapy, so your beard no longer grows, nor do your muscles.

I wish I had something to do tonight.[/quote]

Granted-but it involves bondage, gay midgets and smelly wooky dogs that take hot steamers which your forced to eat off of jessica biels stomach which gives you cancer and causes your beard to fall out…
I wish I had something to do tonight.

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Granted, but you forgot what the plan was.

I wish I never committed to going to this stupid party.

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Granted, instead you committed to going to your “friends” quixstar/amway meeting

Wish I didnt have to work weekend nights

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[quote]Papa Nick wrote:
Granted, instead you committed to going to your “friends” quixstar/amway meeting

Wish I didnt have to work weekend nights[/quote]

Granted - now you’re fired and unemployed.

I wish I could turn invisible.

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Granted - you are invisible but now you cease to exist

I wish I had a job again

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[quote]Papa Nick wrote:
Granted - you are invisible but now you cease to exist

I wish I had a job again[/quote]

Granted, now you’re a telemarketer selling pre-owned sex toys at ridiculous prices.

I wish that we would all turn into Smurfs, except all pink instead of blue.

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Granted, except that nothing like that happens, ever.

I wish that I’ll be recovered enough to go lifting tomorrow.

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^ Granted, but its shoplifting and you get arrested.
I wish my body didn’t ache so much.

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Granted, but only when you don’t move.

I wish I didn’t drink last night

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[quote]angry chicken wrote:
Granted, but only when you don’t move.

I wish I didn’t drink last night[/quote]

Granted, you did crystal meth instead.

I wish I had got that girls number yesterday.

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Granted, however she has every STD under the sun.

I wish I knew what to have for lunch.

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[quote]Xab wrote:
Granted, however she has every STD under the sun.

I wish I knew what to have for lunch.[/quote]

Granted, its a cock-meat sandwich.

I wish I got paid tomorrow instead of Tuesday.

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Granted, however there is a 90% pay reduction for getting an early payment.

I wish that I’ll hit another new deadlift PR when I go to the gym in an hour.

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[quote]Xab wrote:
Granted, however there is a 90% pay reduction for getting an early payment.

I wish that I’ll hit another new deadlift PR when I go to the gym in an hour.[/quote]

granted

but i didn’t bother with the rest.