[quote]angry chicken wrote:
Granted, but only in french.
I wish traffic would die down so I could get some aggression out on someone’s ass!
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Granted: But its chickentunas ass, and its in a romantic way.
I wish my lifting partner was down to squat today.
^granted however you test it on yourself to find out it turns men in to women and women into hot dogs
I wish I ordered a pizza while at work. Oh wait I did.
Granted, I made the pizza and jizzed under the cheese
I wish Biotest would bring back MAG-10
^ Granted. But now whenever you’re just about to cum, your granny walks in. And then a dog does…
I wish I had a lock on my bedroom door.
Granted. But it locks on the inside and now you’re trapped.
I wish i had a 24 inch penis.
Granted, but you are now brain dead. Goodbye rational thought and free will!
I wish Oprah and Jerry would have a joint show, and the assorted rednecks, kkk members, fatties and idiots would trample them to death in a crazed stampede.
Granted. But now the stampede is heading for you.
I wish i had a beer.
Granted. But it’s beer made from the sweat of a 1000 men’s balls and filtered through a bum’s soiled pants for extra flavour.
I wish I had a cleaner mind.
[quote]latspread wrote:
Granted. But it’s beer made from the sweat of a 1000 men’s balls and filtered through a bum’s soiled pants for extra flavour.
I wish I had a cleaner mind.[/quote]
Granted. But now- instead of filling your mind with images of perfect tits, tight pussies and snappy insults involving personal problems and whatever the hell she said- your thoughts are constantly filled with fashion and interior decorating, both of which you base off of the same pink Pazely pattern.
I wish that I could rule the world Like james earl jones did in Conan, but instead of the typical henchman I would be under the constant gaurd of HolyMac and Prof. X
Granted, but now you’ve soiled your pants in front of everyone.
I wish I could end existence (including my own) at will.
[quote]MetalGrasshopper wrote:
Granted, but now you’ve soiled your pants in front of everyone.
I wish I could end existence (including my own) at will. [/quote]
granted
now youre dead
i wish that you weren’t so dumb and then a dog came and left it in a steamer on your bed
Granted, but then you find out that reincarnation is true (the buddhists were right, who’d have thunk?) and you, along with everyone else who’s existence was ended, now exist again… in the form of dogs that eat cell phones and lay steamers in the OP’s bed.
I wish I had a bigger condo with a better view in a neighborhood that wasn’t being “revitalized”.
[quote]angry chicken wrote:
Granted, but then you find out that reincarnation is true (the buddhists were right, who’d have thunk?) and you, along with everyone else who’s existence was ended, now exist again… in the form of dogs that eat cell phones and lay steamers in the OP’s bed.
I wish I had a bigger condo with a better view in a neighborhood that wasn’t being “revitalized”.[/quote]
Granted, but then you realize that you’ve been permanently sealed in with the OP and his nasty ass bed, along with the previously mentioned mob of rednecks, kkk members, and fatties.
I wish I had an angel.
[quote]MetalGrasshopper wrote:
angry chicken wrote:
Granted, but then you find out that reincarnation is true (the buddhists were right, who’d have thunk?) and you, along with everyone else who’s existence was ended, now exist again… in the form of dogs that eat cell phones and lay steamers in the OP’s bed.
I wish I had a bigger condo with a better view in a neighborhood that wasn’t being “revitalized”.
Granted, but then you realize that you’ve been permanently sealed in with the OP and his nasty ass bed, along with the previously mentioned mob of rednecks, kkk members, and fatties.
I wish I had an angel.
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Granted, but its Kai Greene, sporting a mask and C*ck ring.
I wish would have BBQ’d those ribs tonight.
[quote]WS4JB wrote:
MetalGrasshopper wrote:
angry chicken wrote:
Granted, but then you find out that reincarnation is true (the buddhists were right, who’d have thunk?) and you, along with everyone else who’s existence was ended, now exist again… in the form of dogs that eat cell phones and lay steamers in the OP’s bed.
I wish I had a bigger condo with a better view in a neighborhood that wasn’t being “revitalized”.
Granted, but then you realize that you’ve been permanently sealed in with the OP and his nasty ass bed, along with the previously mentioned mob of rednecks, kkk members, and fatties.
I wish I had an angel.
Granted, but its Kai Greene, sporting a mask and C*ck ring.
I wish would have BBQ’d those ribs tonight.
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You did, but your dog stole em and left a steamer on your bed
I wish I was going to Poudlard the wizard school
[quote]jasmincar wrote:
WS4JB wrote:
MetalGrasshopper wrote:
angry chicken wrote:
Granted, but then you find out that reincarnation is true (the buddhists were right, who’d have thunk?) and you, along with everyone else who’s existence was ended, now exist again… in the form of dogs that eat cell phones and lay steamers in the OP’s bed.
I wish I had a bigger condo with a better view in a neighborhood that wasn’t being “revitalized”.
Granted, but then you realize that you’ve been permanently sealed in with the OP and his nasty ass bed, along with the previously mentioned mob of rednecks, kkk members, and fatties.
I wish I had an angel.
Granted, but its Kai Greene, sporting a mask and C*ck ring.
I wish would have BBQ’d those ribs tonight.
You did, but your dog stole em and left a steamer on your bed
I wish I was going to Poudlard the wizard school [/quote]
Granted, but then you got your ass expelled for running around naked while singing about how you wish you were an Oscar Meyer wiener.
I wish I were an Oscar Meyer wiener. That is what I wish to be. If I were an Oscar Meyer wiener, everyone would be in love with me!
[quote]MetalGrasshopper wrote:
I wish I were an Oscar Meyer wiener. That is what I wish to be. If I were an Oscar Meyer wiener, everyone would be in love with me![/quote]
Granted, but not only are you an Oscar Meyer Wiener, you’re Oscar Meyer’s wiener.
I wish I could kill people with my thoughts.
[quote]HerbertNL wrote:
MetalGrasshopper wrote:
I wish I were an Oscar Meyer wiener. That is what I wish to be. If I were an Oscar Meyer wiener, everyone would be in love with me!
Granted, but not only are you an Oscar Meyer Wiener, you’re Oscar Meyer’s wiener.
I wish I could kill people with my thoughts.
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granted, but you cannot control your own thoughts, something as simple as your own mother serving a dinner you don’t like would cause you to drop her on the spot.
I wish they wouldn’t have fucked up Deadpool so much in the Wolverine movie.
Granted. They fucked him up even worse.
I wish I could take a nap instead of work.
[quote]Xab wrote:
Granted. They fucked him up even worse.
I wish I could take a nap instead of work.[/quote]
granted, but you have to take that nap in a garbage dump on top of a pile of smelly old baby diapers…
I wish I could teleport