Sorry, it’s my first time…
granted, but i get to help make up your past wish, i get to change it so here it goes:"
fuzzyapple: i wish my vag was bigger so I could fit 3 cocks in it
[quote]Xab wrote:
Well aren’t I just a damn idiot.
^Granted. But the battery is dead and you don’t realize it until it’s over.
I wish that if I go to the NSCA conference in Colorado this fall, I’ll run into Alwyn Cosgrove and manage to say something slightly intelligible. Then we’ll become best friends, have beers together, and go to the gym. [/quote]
^Granted, after you go to the gym he invites you up to his place for a hot oil massage
I wish T-Nation was faster at allowing posts through to not ruin this game.
I wish that I could get a huge BJ when my girl comes over
Granted, T-Nation speeds up and then locks you out of the site for having teh ghey,
I wish i was Angelina and Brad Pitts love child.
I wish i could spend one night with roxy jezel
^Granted but you get kicked out of this thread cuz you didn’t follow the rules and a dog leaves a streamer in your bed.
I wish I was 220lbs tomorrow.
^ granted, but its all monkey shit, and pubic hair
i wish people could finally respnd to my posts
Granted: You are 220 pounds, but the bulk of it is a giant tumor residing on your left nut.
I wish I was a polygamous and Jamie Eason, Jelena Abbou, and Ava Cowan were all my wives.
[quote]Fuzzyapple wrote:
^Granted but you get kicked out of this thread cuz you didn’t follow the rules and a dog leaves a streamer in your bed.
I wish I was 220lbs tomorrow. [/quote]
Granted, You are now 220lbs of LARD ASS!
I wish I had a brain
^Granted, youre 220 pounds but you have 45% body fat and 45lbs of the weight is in your nutsack.
i wish i could drink and not feel the consequences
god dammit too slow
[quote]adamhum wrote:
Granted: You are 220 pounds, but the bulk of it is a giant tumor residing on your left nut.
I wish I was a polygamous and Jamie Eason, Jelena Abbou, and Ava Cowan were all my wives.[/quote]
Granted, but they all are cheating on you because GOD shrunk your penis as a punishment for the hubris you are wishing for
I wish I could be president for a day
^ Granted. You’re assassinated during the first hour.
I wish my chronic neck pain would go away. (although the Curcumin helps)
Granted; your neck pain goes away after they remove the remains of your unborn twin brother, they find some teeth and a penis under your skin.
I wish my dog would stop shitting on my lawn.
[quote]adamhum wrote:
Granted; your neck pain goes away after they remove the remains of your unborn twin brother, they find some teeth and a penis under your skin.
I wish my dog would stop shitting on my lawn.[/quote]
Granted, he starts laying steamers in your bed
I wish my fucking phone would stop ringing cuz it’s distracting me
Granted, but the buildup of shit inside your dog’s body causes him to erupt in a massive explosion of shit in your living room, a piece of which flies onto your bed, and then steams.
I was they would make another Back to the Future movie.
[quote]angry chicken wrote:
adamhum wrote:
Granted; your neck pain goes away after they remove the remains of your unborn twin brother, they find some teeth and a penis under your skin.
I wish my dog would stop shitting on my lawn.
Granted, he starts laying steamers in your bed
I wish my fucking phone would stop ringing cuz it’s distracting me[/quote]
Granted: your dog eats your phone, stopping it from ringing. Then leaves in it a steamer on your bed.
I wish I was cool
^Granted, but you soon find out everyone was lying to you about holding a shoe to accurately tell you your bf%
I wish I could read.
Granted, but only in french.
I wish traffic would die down so I could get some aggression out on someone’s ass!