Ruin a Wish!

[quote]jewishthunder wrote:
CornSprint wrote:
Xab wrote:
CornSprint wrote:

I wish my back would just fucking heal already.

Granted but now your back is in perfect condition to be mounted while your ass is getting pounded by the dog that keeps leaving steamers everywhere.

I wish i had an idea of what i wanted to do after college[/quote]

Granted, you finally figure out what will make you happy and fulfill you completely - The PERFECT career… Unfortunately it has nothing to do with your major, and you have to do another 4 years of undergrad, 2 for your masters and about 4 years of doctoral and post-doctoral work to qualify for the job… so sorry!

I wish the interest rates would come down so I could lock these loans on my desk

[quote]angry chicken wrote:

I wish the interest rates would come down so I could lock these loans on my desk[/quote]

They do come down because the shadow government, consisting of military leaders, Bernanke, Niel Patrick Harris, and the main dude from Happy Days, operating out of a bathroom in a KFC in New Jersey, declare communism is the new official form of government in the US. The American Dream shatters, millions die, human flesh burns in the streets, and your interest rates go down.

I wish that it would rain here more.

[quote]Xab wrote:
angry chicken wrote:

I wish the interest rates would come down so I could lock these loans on my desk

They do come down because the shadow government, consisting of military leaders, Bernanke, Niel Patrick Harris, and the main dude from Happy Days, operating out of a bathroom in a KFC in New Jersey, declare communism is the new official form of government in the US. The American Dream shatters, millions die, human flesh burns in the streets, and your interest rates go down.

I wish that it would rain here more. [/quote]

Granted. But dude…you where asleep and your room mate shot a streamer on your face for shit and giggles last time…it WASN’t rain. You where smiling in your sleep tough when that happened. It’s ok to catch the ghey.

I wish I could get a blowjob while drinking a cold beer.

^granted but the guy giving you the bj has to feed you you the beer at the same time.

I wish I had an ass like Bicep_craze avatar.

Granted, but your ass is on your face.

I wish I could power up like Goku in DBZ

[quote]Therizza wrote:
Granted, but your ass is on your face.

I wish I could power up like Goku in DBZ[/quote]

You stick a paper clip in an electrical socket, powering you up and giving you the ability to twitch on the ground and shit your pants.

I wish everyone would lay off the shitting-the-bed example I made at the beginning of the thread.

[quote]Xab wrote:
Therizza wrote:
Granted, but your ass is on your face.

I wish I could power up like Goku in DBZ

You stick a paper clip in an electrical socket, powering you up and giving you the ability to twitch on the ground and shit your pants.

I wish everyone would lay off the shitting-the-bed example I made at the beginning of the thread.[/quote]

^granted, however there will be 300 more posts about shitting-the-bed then no more.

I wish I shoot lasers out of my cock. Beww Beww…

^ granted.but you burn your eyebrows off everytime you jizz when masterbating.

i wish i left it till next year to join T-Nation so i wouldnt be grouped with the class of 09.

[quote]B-Man wrote:
^ granted.but you burn your eyebrows off everytime you jizz when masterbating.

i wish i left it till next year to join T-Nation so i wouldnt be grouped with the class of 09.[/quote]

Granted. But the class of 2010 is 20 times worse than 2009.

I wish I knew why everyone mentions the class of 09 with such disdain.

[quote]Xab wrote:

I wish I knew why everyone mentions the class of 09 with such disdain. [/quote]

granted: because by in large the are, as holymac put it, about as ghey as a bag full of rainbow dicks and know less about bodybuilding then a 6 year old who has seen preditor.

I wish 09ers were not so retarded !!

[quote]Xab wrote:
B-Man wrote:
^ granted.but you burn your eyebrows off everytime you jizz when masterbating.

i wish i left it till next year to join T-Nation so i wouldnt be grouped with the class of 09.

Granted. But the class of 2010 is 20 times worse than 2009.

I wish I knew why everyone mentions the class of 09 with such disdain. [/quote]

Granted, you now know that we are all just a bunch of fucking assholes with nothing better to do than troll up the T-Nation forums with our stupid repetitive topics and failure to use proper internet etiquette…

I wish that I had learned how to surf (on waves in the ocean, bitches)

[quote]angry chicken wrote:

I wish that I had learned how to surf (on waves in the ocean, bitches)

[/quote]

Granted. But when you’re out catching a the best wave in the history of earth, a shark eats you. Then it logs onto your T-Nation account and post about how its worried that eating you has caused water retention that has hidden his hawt abs, forever sealing the fate of all 09 members as doughebags.

I wish I could time travel.

[quote]BrentGoose wrote:

I wish I could time travel.[/quote]

Granted. You can now travel 1 second into the future at will. It takes at least 10 seconds of intense concentration to do this, however.

Make a wish!

I wish my girlfriend would give more blowjobs

I wish Xab hadn’t fucked up the thread that HE started

Granted: He didn’t FU the thread!

He did impregnate your sister and your mom with a turkey baster and two paper bags.

Oh and I wish Christine and Debra would include me in a threesome.

[quote]adamhum wrote:
Granted: He didn’t FU the thread!

He did impregnate your sister and your mom with a turkey baster and two paper bags.[/quote]

You just ruined it to nOob!

I wish I could make a wish up

Well aren’t I just a damn idiot.

^Granted. But the battery is dead and you don’t realize it until it’s over.

I wish that if I go to the NSCA conference in Colorado this fall, I’ll run into Alwyn Cosgrove and manage to say something slightly intelligible. Then we’ll become best friends, have beers together, and go to the gym.