Granted but now your back is in perfect condition to be mounted while your ass is getting pounded by the dog that keeps leaving steamers everywhere.
I wish i had an idea of what i wanted to do after college[/quote]
Granted, you finally figure out what will make you happy and fulfill you completely - The PERFECT career… Unfortunately it has nothing to do with your major, and you have to do another 4 years of undergrad, 2 for your masters and about 4 years of doctoral and post-doctoral work to qualify for the job… so sorry!
I wish the interest rates would come down so I could lock these loans on my desk
I wish the interest rates would come down so I could lock these loans on my desk[/quote]
They do come down because the shadow government, consisting of military leaders, Bernanke, Niel Patrick Harris, and the main dude from Happy Days, operating out of a bathroom in a KFC in New Jersey, declare communism is the new official form of government in the US. The American Dream shatters, millions die, human flesh burns in the streets, and your interest rates go down.
I wish the interest rates would come down so I could lock these loans on my desk
They do come down because the shadow government, consisting of military leaders, Bernanke, Niel Patrick Harris, and the main dude from Happy Days, operating out of a bathroom in a KFC in New Jersey, declare communism is the new official form of government in the US. The American Dream shatters, millions die, human flesh burns in the streets, and your interest rates go down.
I wish that it would rain here more. [/quote]
Granted. But dude…you where asleep and your room mate shot a streamer on your face for shit and giggles last time…it WASN’t rain. You where smiling in your sleep tough when that happened. It’s ok to catch the ghey.
I wish I could get a blowjob while drinking a cold beer.
I wish I knew why everyone mentions the class of 09 with such disdain. [/quote]
granted: because by in large the are, as holymac put it, about as ghey as a bag full of rainbow dicks and know less about bodybuilding then a 6 year old who has seen preditor.
[quote]Xab wrote:
B-Man wrote:
^ granted.but you burn your eyebrows off everytime you jizz when masterbating.
i wish i left it till next year to join T-Nation so i wouldnt be grouped with the class of 09.
Granted. But the class of 2010 is 20 times worse than 2009.
I wish I knew why everyone mentions the class of 09 with such disdain. [/quote]
Granted, you now know that we are all just a bunch of fucking assholes with nothing better to do than troll up the T-Nation forums with our stupid repetitive topics and failure to use proper internet etiquette…
I wish that I had learned how to surf (on waves in the ocean, bitches)
I wish that I had learned how to surf (on waves in the ocean, bitches)
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Granted. But when you’re out catching a the best wave in the history of earth, a shark eats you. Then it logs onto your T-Nation account and post about how its worried that eating you has caused water retention that has hidden his hawt abs, forever sealing the fate of all 09 members as doughebags.
^Granted. But the battery is dead and you don’t realize it until it’s over.
I wish that if I go to the NSCA conference in Colorado this fall, I’ll run into Alwyn Cosgrove and manage to say something slightly intelligible. Then we’ll become best friends, have beers together, and go to the gym.