^granted, and you turn gay in 2012
I wish I hadn’t shat of the gf’s chest last day.
Granted, and now Zombie Reagan is on the verge of victory. But, before this can occur, he is eaten whole by Ronnie Coleman. Only, he is still undead, and hence begins to consume Ronnie from the inside out, turning him into…
ZOMBIE RONNIE COLEMAN!
AND, hes now coming for you, because he heard you had steak…
I wish I didn’t hate my life and everything in it.
[quote]Fuzzyapple wrote:
^granted, and you turn gay in 2012
I wish I hadn’t shat of the gf’s chest last day.[/quote]
Granted, but she shat on yours. And then she made you eat it.
I wish I wasn’t so ridiculously good looking.
Granted, but you become a drug addict, and a hobo.
I wish I could play in the NFL.
[quote]MikeKubo wrote:
Granted, and now Zombie Reagan is on the verge of victory. But, before this can occur, he is eaten whole by Ronnie Coleman. Only, he is still undead, and hence begins to consume Ronnie from the inside out, turning him into…
ZOMBIE RONNIE COLEMAN!
AND, hes now coming for you, because he heard you had steak…
I wish I didn’t hate my life and everything in it. [/quote]
Granted^ but now everybody else hates you and everything around u because u keep leaving huge steamers under their pillows
I wish i could have come up with something better
[quote]RobRayner wrote:
MikeKubo wrote:
Granted, and now Zombie Reagan is on the verge of victory. But, before this can occur, he is eaten whole by Ronnie Coleman. Only, he is still undead, and hence begins to consume Ronnie from the inside out, turning him into…
ZOMBIE RONNIE COLEMAN!
AND, hes now coming for you, because he heard you had steak…
I wish I didn’t hate my life and everything in it.
Granted^ but now everybody else hates you and everything around u because u keep leaving huge steamers under their pillows
I wish i could have come up with something better[/quote]
you did and it was a dog that left it in a steamer on your bed
Granted, it was so good infact that that it made Strong words on T-Nations main page, but it was primarily about steamers and back door antics, so everyone thinks your into Scat but not that there is anything wrong with that
I wish Fedor would beat Brock lesnar
[quote]Wayland wrote:
Granted, it was so good infact that that it made Strong words on t-nations main page, but it was primarily about steamers and back door antics, so everyone thinks your into Scat but not that there is anything wrong with that
I wish Fedor would beat Brock lesnar[/quote]
He does, but only at tiddlywinks.
I wish I had telekinetic powers.
[quote]bushidobadboy wrote:
I wish I didn’t have a huge fine to pay.
BBB[/quote]
Granted, but now you’re broke.
I wish I was a little bit taller.
[quote]HerbertNL wrote:
bushidobadboy wrote:
I wish I didn’t have a huge fine to pay.
BBB
Granted, but now you’re broke.
I wish I was a little bit taller.
[/quote]
Granted, but now you’re Skee-Lo
I wish that I could successfully start dating this girl without having her ex-boyfriend the Big 10 linebacker whoop my ass.
[quote]bushidobadboy wrote:
Granted! He doesn’t whoop your ass, because your ass is so purdy-looking that he falls in love with it. You know what comes next.
I wish Jehovas Witnesses didn’t give me their badly printed leaflets and expect me to attend their church.
BBB[/quote]
Granted, but only because a muslim community has moved In your now woken by call for prayer at 5am everymorning from the newly built mosque next door!
I wish someone would put an end to x-factor, britains/americas got talent, idol type television shows
I wish someone would put an end to x-factor, britains/americas got talent, idol type television shows
[/quote]
Granted, but now the displaced camera crews follow your every move. They catch you leaving a steamer in BBB’s bed and air it on national TV.
I wish I didn’t have a hangover.
[quote]Wayland wrote:
Granted, but only because a muslim community has moved In your now woken by call for prayer at 5am everymorning from the newly built mosque next door!
I wish someone would put an end to x-factor, britains/americas got talent, idol type television shows
[/quote]
Granted, because all shows of that genre are condensed into one that now occupies every channel at all times.
I wish A Perfect Circle would come out with a new album.
[quote]angry chicken wrote:
I wish someone would put an end to x-factor, britains/americas got talent, idol type television shows
Granted, but now the displaced camera crews follow your every move. They catch you leaving a steamer in BBB’s bed and air it on national TV.
I wish I didn’t have a hangover.[/quote]
Granted, but now you have mad beer shits, and you’ve just run out of toilet paper, and you’ve misplaced your pants, and this is all while you’re shitting at a fashion show with 1,000 of the hottest girls outside waiting in line.
I wish I wasn’t at work today.
[quote]jo3 wrote:
angry chicken wrote:
I wish someone would put an end to x-factor, britains/americas got talent, idol type television shows
Granted, but now the displaced camera crews follow your every move. They catch you leaving a steamer in BBB’s bed and air it on national TV.
I wish I didn’t have a hangover.
Granted, but now you have mad beer shits, and you’ve just run out of toilet paper, and you’ve misplaced your pants, and this is all while you’re shitting at a fashion show with 1,000 of the hottest girls outside waiting in line.
I wish I wasn’t at work today.[/quote]
Granted but now you’re in the stall next to Xab and all the girls have the same problem as him…as well as penises, unbeknownst to you…
I wish it were Friday.
[quote]CornSprint wrote:
I wish it were Friday.[/quote]
Granted. Your boss comes to your cubicle, saying “Hey, I’m going to need you to go ahead and come in this Saturday… and probably this Sunday too. If you could, that would be greeeaaat.” sips coffee
Since you jerks ignored it last time, I’ll say it again: I wish that A Perfect Circle would come out with a new album!
[quote]Xab wrote:
CornSprint wrote:
I wish it were Friday.
Granted. Your boss comes to your cubicle, saying “Hey, I’m going to need you to go ahead and come in this Saturday… and probably this Sunday too. If you could, that would be greeeaaat.” sips coffee
Since you jerks ignored it last time, I’ll say it again: I wish that A Perfect Circle would come out with a new album![/quote]
Granted. Perfect Circle comes out with a new album going in a totally new direction: electric polka singalong.
I wish my back would just fucking heal already.
[quote]CornSprint wrote:
Xab wrote:
CornSprint wrote:
I wish my back would just fucking heal already.[/quote]
Granted but now your back is in perfect condition to be mounted while your ass is getting pounded by the dog that keeps leaving steamers everywhere.
I wish i had an idea of what i wanted to do after college