[quote]Xab wrote:
jasmincar wrote:
I wish I was a vampire slayer like Buffy so I could go kick ass every night
Granted, however you only get to hunt high school kids wearing plastic teeth that call themselves vampires.
I wish I knew what game to pick up tomorrow.[/quote]
Granted, but it’s “Iron Chef America: Supreme Cuisine” for the Wii.
I wish I didn’t have to get up at 4:00 tomorrow morning to plant trees in the sweltering heat all day.
[quote]Vegg wrote:
Xab wrote:
jasmincar wrote:
I wish I was a vampire slayer like Buffy so I could go kick ass every night
Granted, however you only get to hunt high school kids wearing plastic teeth that call themselves vampires.
I wish I knew what game to pick up tomorrow.
Granted, but it’s “Iron Chef America: Supreme Cuisine” for the Wii.
I wish I didn’t have to get up at 4:00 tomorrow morning to plant trees in the sweltering heat all day.
[/quote]
You get to sleep in, because you got fired for sharting at work.
I wish for a threesome.
granted, a threesome with Sarah Jessica Parker and the crack whore that accosted me on the bus this morning with her creepy rehearsed panhandling routine.
I wish that Ronnie Coleman didn’t have a creepy protruding gut.
[quote]Tulkastaldo wrote:
granted, a threesome with Sarah Jessica Parker and the crack whore that accosted me on the bus this morning with her creepy rehearsed panhandling routine.
I wish that Ronnie Coleman didn’t have a creepy protruding gut.[/quote]
Granted. Now he has giant man tits.
I wish I were 6 years old again…
[quote]MetalGrasshopper wrote:
Tulkastaldo wrote:
granted, a threesome with Sarah Jessica Parker and the crack whore that accosted me on the bus this morning with her creepy rehearsed panhandling routine.
I wish that Ronnie Coleman didn’t have a creepy protruding gut.
Granted. Now he has giant man tits.
I wish I were 6 years old again…[/quote]
Granted but you live at neverland ranch in 1991
I wish I wouldn’t be so tired in the afternoon at work.
[quote]MetalGrasshopper wrote:
Tulkastaldo wrote:
granted, a threesome with Sarah Jessica Parker and the crack whore that accosted me on the bus this morning with her creepy rehearsed panhandling routine.
I wish that Ronnie Coleman didn’t have a creepy protruding gut.
Granted. Now he has giant man tits.
I wish I were 6 years old again…[/quote]
Granted, but as you grow up again your dick stays the same size 
I wish I didn’t have to take Anatomy this semester…
[quote]MetalGrasshopper wrote:
Tulkastaldo wrote:
granted, a threesome with Sarah Jessica Parker and the crack whore that accosted me on the bus this morning with her creepy rehearsed panhandling routine.
I wish that Ronnie Coleman didn’t have a creepy protruding gut.
Granted. Now he has giant man tits.
I wish I were 6 years old again…[/quote]
Granted, you are a 6 year old who was born with severe mental retardation, physical deformities, and no face. …Who also leaves steamers everywhere.
I wish I suddenly had 40lbs of symmetrical muscle added to my frame.
Edit, damn. Third one to grant that one… Haha.
[quote]Vegg wrote:
I wish I suddenly had 40lbs of symmetrical muscle added to my frame.
[/quote]
Granted, but you find it in a giant steamer that Ronnie Coleman left on your pillow. And you’ll forever smell like a giant steamer that Ronnie Coleman left.
I wish it didn’t take me so long to get through my meals
[quote]Jereth127 wrote:
Vegg wrote:
I wish I suddenly had 40lbs of symmetrical muscle added to my frame.
Granted, but you find it in a giant steamer that Ronnie Coleman left on your pillow. And you’ll forever smell like a giant steamer that Ronnie Coleman left.
I wish it didn’t take me so long to get through my meals[/quote]
granted, you are able to consume them in 30 seconds, but they come out just as fast.
i wish i was a little bit tallah.
[quote]Jereth127 wrote:
Vegg wrote:
I wish I suddenly had 40lbs of symmetrical muscle added to my frame.
Granted, but you find it in a giant steamer that Ronnie Coleman left on your pillow. And you’ll forever smell like a giant steamer that Ronnie Coleman left.
I wish it didn’t take me so long to get through my meals[/quote]
Granted, but you only consume 1000 cals a day, thus becoming skiny and will never get big.
I wish I could be a rock star.
[quote]Liv92 wrote:
Jereth127 wrote:
Vegg wrote:
I wish I suddenly had 40lbs of symmetrical muscle added to my frame.
Granted, but you find it in a giant steamer that Ronnie Coleman left on your pillow. And you’ll forever smell like a giant steamer that Ronnie Coleman left.
I wish it didn’t take me so long to get through my meals
Granted, but you only consume 1000 cals a day, thus becoming skiny and will never get big.
I wish I could be a rock star. [/quote]
Granted, but your sudden success leads you to a lifestyle that quickly spirals out of control. After your one hit wonder, you eventually wind up homeless, alone and with AIDS. Your single eventually becomes the theme song for a reality TV show that caters to raging homosexuals that harass you incessantly, and your manager screwed you out of your royalties…
I wish these fucking loans would close.
[quote]angry chicken wrote:
I wish these fucking loans would close.[/quote]
Granted, but I don’t know what that means so just make something up that involves hot steamers.
I wish Jessica Biel was in my bed right now.
[quote]Sick Rick wrote:
angry chicken wrote:
I wish these fucking loans would close.
Granted, but I don’t know what that means so just make something up that involves hot steamers.
I wish Jessica Biel was in my bed right now.
[/quote]
She is, but we are in 2109 and she is just a pile of dust
I wish I could have sex with every hot girl of the earth
[quote]jasmincar wrote:
Sick Rick wrote:
angry chicken wrote:
I wish these fucking loans would close.
Granted, but I don’t know what that means so just make something up that involves hot steamers.
I wish Jessica Biel was in my bed right now.
She is, but we are in 2109 and she is just a pile of dust
I wish I could have sex with every hot girl of the earth
[/quote]
granted but you get sloppy seconds every time.
I wish i could have sex with Asa Akira at work right now
[quote]CainMarko wrote:
I wish i could have sex with Asa Akira at work right now
[/quote]
Granted, but she’s dead.
I wish I had infinite wishes.
[quote]Vegg wrote:
CainMarko wrote:
I wish i could have sex with Asa Akira at work right now
Granted, but she’s dead.
I wish I had infinite wishes.[/quote]
Granted but you’re dead
I wish I lived with the Brazzer girls.
[quote]B rocK wrote:
I wish I lived with the Brazzer girls.[/quote]
Granted, but they hate your guts and occaisionally attempt to castrate you.
I wish I could motor boat Keeley Hazels chest
[quote]Jereth127 wrote:
B rocK wrote:
I wish I lived with the Brazzer girls.
Granted, but they hate your guts and occaisionally attempt to castrate you.
I wish I could motor boat Keeley Hazels chest[/quote]
Granted, but you soon discover that her tits are implanted with bowling balls and you give yourself two black eyes.
I wish my borrowers weren’t so fucking stupid
Granted, now they wish that you weren’t so fucking stupid.
I wish I had one of those hot Russians models as a girlfriend