[quote]WS4JB wrote:
CainMarko wrote:
Granted, You rid the world of hunger and cancer with your amazing steamers, too bad you gave everyone AIDS in the process.
I wish I had multiple Orgasms
Granted, but they can only be brought on by anal stimulation…by Mandingo.
Wish my check would have came in the mail today and been in the right amount this week.[/quote]
Granted, but you in a fit of happiness accidentally drop your check into a giant glob of steamer that magically appeared as you let go of your check.
I wish I were a poop monster who could fling poo at people and reduce them to piles of poo.
I wish i knew who the fuck Marcus Miller was.[/quote]
[quote]angry chicken wrote:
Granted, and he rapes you too
I wish my friends that are girls didn’t date such toolbags and bitch to me about it.[/quote]
Hivemind.
Granted, Marcus Miller is a jazz bassist, and one of the best composers I’ve ever heard. I was damn near brought to tears the first time I heard his music. But, um, you suffer brain damage because you watched someone do some retarded CrossShit routine, which gave you an aneurysm.
Granted, they all go lesbian, meaning you have no chance with any of them.
I wish Sprint would man up and replace this shitty Instinct with a Palm Pre.
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
i wish angry chicken didn’t post on this site.
Granted, he moves next door to you and leaves hot steamers on your step everyday.
I wish these steamer jokes would never end.[/quote]
Granted, but then the steamer gods descended on you with the wrath of a thousand steamers - every steamer joke that ever would have been posted, now materializes in your bed. The pile eventually overcomes you and you recant your wish.
I wish I could ruin two wishes at once more often. Like killing two birds with one stone, it is a very satisfying feeling.
[quote]angry chicken wrote:
LankyMofo wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
i wish angry chicken didn’t post on this site.
Granted, he moves next door to you and leaves hot steamers on your step everyday.
I wish these steamer jokes would never end.
Granted, but then the steamer gods descended on you with the wrath of a thousand steamers - every steamer joke that ever would have been posted, now materializes in your bed. The pile eventually overcomes you and you recant your wish.
I wish I could ruin two wishes at once more often. Like killing two birds with one stone, it is a very satisfying feeling.
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Bloody hell I’ll revive this…
Granted. However, in order to do so, you actually develop multiple personality disorder and each of those personalities post on this thread using their respective usernames, and ruin each others wishes. You essentially just wind up ruining your own wishes. Your personalities all also leave fresh warm steamers for each other on your bed.
I wish that I could turn anything, including rancid steamers, into Megan Fox (as she currently is - not when she’s old).
[quote]trav123456 wrote:
VonStinkle wrote:
granted. but every time you’re about to fuck her she turns into a hot steamer.
I wish i didn’t have to take 3 hot steamers every day
Granted
Now you take 10 steamers daily
I wish the asian girl in your avatar would pay me a visit[/quote]
Granted, but when you and her hook up, you realize too late that “she’s” actually a tranny with a huge cock. (s)He then takes a massive liquid steamer in your mouth.
I wish I could design and build a “steamer” turbine that runs on all these steamers that we’ve wished upon each other.
Granted. But now every time you’re about to post something so witty that you’ll become a legend of comedy, Livefromthe posts just before you, making you look foolish in the extreme.
[quote]latspread wrote:
Granted. But now every time you’re about to post something so witty that you’ll become a legend of comedy, Livefromthe posts just before you, making you look foolish in the extreme.
I wish I wrote in shorter sentences.[/quote]
Granted.but it is all in italics,bold AND lower case every time,making it impossible for you to reinforce the main points.
[quote]Ace Rimmer wrote:
I wish I could fuck Jessica Simpson and Hayden Pannetierre,and get them to do A2OGM (ass-to-other-girls-mouth)[/quote]
Granted, but they also brick uncontrollably in each others mouths, which strangely enough seems to get them off to the point of turning into violent man hating lesbians. Seeing you aroused by their disgusting act, they also leave hot steamers in your mouth, on which you suffocate to death and they castrate you in victory.
I wish I weren’t so bitter and could just be happy.
[quote]MetalGrasshopper wrote:
Ace Rimmer wrote:
I wish I could fuck Jessica Simpson and Hayden Pannetierre,and get them to do A2OGM (ass-to-other-girls-mouth)
Granted, but they also brick uncontrollably in each others mouths, which strangely enough seems to get them off to the point of turning into violent man hating lesbians. Seeing you aroused by their disgusting act, they also leave hot steamers in your mouth, on which you suffocate to death and they castrate you in victory.
I wish I weren’t so bitter and could just be happy.[/quote]
Granted,but you are stabbed viciously by a manic depressive jealous at your happy-go-lucky attitude.
[quote]Ace Rimmer wrote:
MetalGrasshopper wrote:
Ace Rimmer wrote:
I wish I could fuck Jessica Simpson and Hayden Pannetierre,and get them to do A2OGM (ass-to-other-girls-mouth)
Granted, but they also brick uncontrollably in each others mouths, which strangely enough seems to get them off to the point of turning into violent man hating lesbians. Seeing you aroused by their disgusting act, they also leave hot steamers in your mouth, on which you suffocate to death and they castrate you in victory.
I wish I weren’t so bitter and could just be happy.
Granted,but you are stabbed viciously by a manic depressive jealous at your happy-go-lucky attitude.
I wish I could have met Bruce Lee before he died…
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Granted, but every time you opened your mouth to ask him a question, he delivers a three inch punch to your kidney.