Granted. This is one wish that will not be ruined. angry chicken no longer has a lame avatar.
I wish beer was extremely anabolic.
Granted, but everything else is catabolic.
I wish I had a Heineken right now.
Granted, but you can’t get the bottle open.
I wish I could see the other side of Cain Marko’s SEXY body. <<>>
[quote]angry chicken wrote:
Granted, but you can’t get the bottle open.
I wish I could see the other side of Cain Marko’s SEXY body. <<>>[/quote]
Granted. He looks like Rosie O’Donnell.
I wish Angry Chicken would post his old Avatar of him and Sister.
Granted. However his sister is naked. Hey, if I’m going to ruin it, I might as ruin it for the good of all T-Nation.
I wish I could use some decent weight on my snatches. I look like an anemic 12 year old snatching 115 lbs.
[quote]Xab wrote:
Granted. However his sister is naked. Hey, if I’m going to ruin it, I might as ruin it for the good of all T-Nation.
I wish I could use some decent weight on my snatches. I look like an anemic 12 year old snatching 115 lbs. [/quote]
Granted. Now you only get snatch from women weighing at least 300lb.
I wish that whoever ruins this wish will have enormous steamers appear in their mouth every time they say “the”
[quote]BrownTrout wrote:
I wish I was hnug like “den” from realy heavy metal magazine…[/quote]
Granted, but you sound like Den from the movie, meaning John Candy, and let yourself go until you look just like him.
(afterall you have nothing to prove)
^ is a failure.
^^ Granted, however instead of an enormous steamer it’s a dick, and instead of me, it’s you.
I wish that I never get a torn labia from bench pressing.
[quote]Xab wrote:
^ is a failure.
^^ Granted, however instead of an enormous steamer it’s a dick, and instead of me, it’s you.
I wish that I never get a torn labia from bench pressing.[/quote]
granted, you get a torn clit from squat thrusts instead.
I wish Jamba Juice was actually healthy and that this wish is not ruined by the word “steamer”
[quote]Tulkastaldo wrote:
Xab wrote:
^ is a failure.
^^ Granted, however instead of an enormous steamer it’s a dick, and instead of me, it’s you.
I wish that I never get a torn labia from bench pressing.
granted, you get a torn clit from squat thrusts instead.
I wish Jamba Juice was actually healthy and that this wish is not ruined by the word “steamer”
[/quote]
Granted. Jamba Juice is healthy, but it makes you piss out shards of glass.
I wish to be endowed with the power of a billion white hot suns.
Granted…but with the power of the sun your hands have become VERY hot to say the least. With you addiction to internet porn you “accidently” try to release some pressure and burn your member off.
I wish that I had next weeks lottery numbers so I could win!
Granted, next weeks lottery numbers for the nation of Djibouti, which pays out in Djibouti currency, enough to eat for two days if you only eat rice. hooray!
I wish Optimus Prime was my dad.
[quote]Tulkastaldo wrote:
Granted, next weeks lottery numbers for the nation of Djibouti, which pays out in Djibouti currency, enough to eat for two days if you only eat rice. hooray!
I wish Optimus Prime was my dad.[/quote]
Granted, but Megatron kills you to piss him off
I wish T-Nation Trolls would wake up with steamers in their bed (do you really want to ruin that one?)
Granted, but they wake up with TWO huge steamers in their beds.
I wish Crysis 2 would come out already.
Granted, Crysis 2 is released, but you get killed during the stampede by everyone else trying to own a copy.
I wish was I multiple orgasm.
[quote]CainMarko wrote:
Granted, Crysis 2 is released, but you get killed during the stampede by everyone else trying to own a copy.
I wish was I multiple orgasm. [/quote]
Granted. You’re now a giant pile of old fat man jizz.
I wish I can get rid of world hunger and cure cancer with the aid of my steamers.
Granted, You rid the world of hunger and cancer with your amazing steamers, too bad you gave everyone AIDS in the process.
I wish I had multiple Orgasms
[quote]CainMarko wrote:
Granted, You rid the world of hunger and cancer with your amazing steamers, too bad you gave everyone AIDS in the process.
I wish I had multiple Orgasms[/quote]
Granted, but they can only be brought on by anal stimulation…by Mandingo.
Wish my check would have came in the mail today and been in the right amount this week.