Royal Wedding Ultimate Reality Show

Off Topic Politics & World Issues
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[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]Powerpuff wrote:

[quote]smh23 wrote:
Celebrate the wedding by mouth-kissing a distant but directly-consanguineous family relative in honor of the inbreeding in Williams’ family tree![/quote]

Good one! Hemophilia anyone? That made me wonder what percentage of Americans claim some royal ancestry, connection to Robert the Bruce, that sort of thing.

We do seem to think people with a British accent sound sophisticated. [/quote]

I know I have Irish royal blood and Spanish aristocratic blood, but for the accent, British people (which is just a sweeping statement, but I digress) sound like they are talking with a mouth full of food.[/quote]

We talking about aristocratic accents? Cause there’s no way Yorkshire/Geordie/Welsh/Glaswegian/Manchester/Scouse/etc sound like that

FTR American people talk like they’ve been punched in the nose :wink:

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[quote]Powerpuff wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

What kind of girl are you?

There are gowns and carriages and a dashing young prince!

[/quote]

Is this some kind of code for asking if I play a lot of softball?

Well, I did put this picture of me up on Inkaddict’s log yesterday so maybe you have a point.

Not a butch. Really.
[/quote]

I simply love the fact that someone thinks I have code for code.

I must apear to be more cunning and devious and/or subtle than I actually am.

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[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]theBird wrote:
I wish I could attend the wedding.

With a jason mask and a tomahawk.
tweet tweet BANG[/quote]

Thing about comments like this, is that you just make yourself look like a coward because it is just empty words.[/quote]

I fixed it for you.
tweet tweet

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[quote]Powerpuff wrote:

[quote]smh23 wrote:
Celebrate the wedding by mouth-kissing a distant but directly-consanguineous family relative in honor of the inbreeding in Williams’ family tree![/quote]

Good one! Hemophilia anyone? That made me wonder what percentage of Americans claim some royal ancestry, connection to Robert the Bruce, that sort of thing.

We do seem to think people with a British accent sound sophisticated. [/quote]

Which accent? There are hundreds. Mine certainly wouldn’t be considered sophisticated!

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[quote]Bambi wrote:

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]Powerpuff wrote:

[quote]smh23 wrote:
Celebrate the wedding by mouth-kissing a distant but directly-consanguineous family relative in honor of the inbreeding in Williams’ family tree![/quote]

Good one! Hemophilia anyone? That made me wonder what percentage of Americans claim some royal ancestry, connection to Robert the Bruce, that sort of thing.

We do seem to think people with a British accent sound sophisticated. [/quote]

I know I have Irish royal blood and Spanish aristocratic blood, but for the accent, British people (which is just a sweeping statement, but I digress) sound like they are talking with a mouth full of food.[/quote]

We talking about aristocratic accents? Cause there’s no way Yorkshire/Geordie/Welsh/Glaswegian/Manchester/Scouse/etc sound like that

FTR American people talk like they’ve been punched in the nose ;)[/quote]

You forgot Scottish! :wink:

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[quote]theBird wrote:
I wish I could attend the wedding.

With a sniper rifle.
tweet tweet BANG[/quote]

I wish you would, so that they’d stop you having access to a computer

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[quote]Powerpuff wrote:

[quote]smh23 wrote:
Celebrate the wedding by mouth-kissing a distant but directly-consanguineous family relative in honor of the inbreeding in Williams’ family tree![/quote]

Good one! Hemophilia anyone? That made me wonder what percentage of Americans claim some royal ancestry, connection to Robert the Bruce, that sort of thing.

We do seem to think people with a British accent sound sophisticated. [/quote]

Try youtubing a glaswegian, scouse, or geordie accents. You will never think of us in the same way again.

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Jerry Seinfeld called the wedding a circus while on a British talk show. Awesome.

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This is one of the funniest shows I’ve ever seen. If you Yanks understand most of that, I owe you a bottle of Bucky and a fish supper.

(Myaccent isn’t that bad, ftr)

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Come to think of it, I can’t think of a sophisticated British accent except ‘posh’, which is universal no matter where you’re from in Britain imo. Every region is different and common though… I’m from ‘souf east landan’ btw

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^ Well that is classy. :wink:

And the accent does dress up the F bomb. LOL!

OK Bambi, maybe it’s everybody but the Scots who sound sophisticated. Trust me, the American chicks will dig your accent anyway.

Especially if it comes with a kilt.

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[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]Powerpuff wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

What kind of girl are you?

There are gowns and carriages and a dashing young prince!

[/quote]

Is this some kind of code for asking if I play a lot of softball?

Well, I did put this picture of me up on Inkaddict’s log yesterday so maybe you have a point.

Not a butch. Really.
[/quote]

I simply love the fact that someone thinks I have code for code.

I must appear to be more cunning and devious and/or subtle than I actually am.

[/quote]

This is still cracking me up. Well played, Orion. How’s the wedding hype in Austria? And do you have an Arnold accent?

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Ha I went to an American Society at university once meeting once in proper kilt, sporran and skean dhu. Good night :wink:

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Haha that video made me crack up! Unfortunately there are too many girls round here like that. I’m surprised that bloke let her slap him and didn’t react.

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Did anyone else’s invitation get lost in the post…

Still haven’t received mine! You would think would have they would have rung by now seen as they didn’t receive any response.

I know I might sound paranoid but part of me is beginning to think they forgot me!

I was thinking about texting r liz but she will probably just use the old “limited seating” excuse.

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I saw on the news that a homeless girl got invited so don’t give up hope yet mate

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[quote]rugggby wrote:
I saw on the news that a homeless girl got invited so don’t give up hope yet mate[/quote]

We don’t have electricity in the North…

Where did they send her invite too…

(A cheap joke I know sorry)

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I’ve heard you don’t have warm running water to… tough times up north! Lol. I never thought of where they sent it, but she was in a posh boutique getting a 500 pound dress made for free. Homeless people have it easy

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Damn! I wish I could get a free £500 dress!

Wait no I didn’t mean that. I meant err…for my girlfriend…who definitely exists!

On a different note what a publicity stunt, were is she going to put it after? In her wardrobe…