Royal Wedding Ultimate Reality Show

She’ll probably use it as bedding or something. She was a really pretty girl too. William met her on one of his PR trips around london, taking credit for an organizations hard work. She was in ‘his’ charity for some time…

Kate Middletons jewel in the ring alone is worth £16 million. I wonder how much the wedding will cost. Not that they’ll ever disclose the true figure to the tax payer.

Optimists claim the wedding will generate a huge revenue, and there right. The rich will get richer and the poor will get poorer, whilst the working class will continue to work to make money to fund both. Its an excellent and in no way flawed system we have in place.

lol I completely agree. I had an argument with an army mate who said they bring in x amount of revenue a year… but how much does it cost for security, staff etc? It’s outdated and needs to change.

I think they’re starting to realise it to.

Once Elizabeth goes, I think it will start to fade out. Harry and William are hardly model monarchs. Well William maybe… but the.point is the new generation aren’t keeping tradition. Zara for example…

Are you trying to say dressing up as Nazi and flying expensive, military copters to see your girlfriend isn’t acceptable, model behaviour!

(On a side note: I’d definitely would Zara Phillips, don’t know what she sees in that neanderthal. Especially when she could be with me! I mean I make little money in comparison, am 19 and even have my own bicycle!)

We are maybe a little sceptical, after all the prestige Monarch was a contributing factor in us gaining the Olympic games - and we all know how that will rekindle national english pride…

Haha! I really hope the tube goes on strike! That would be hilarious. They are gonna have to pander to every need now. Idiots.

And I have to disagree with that neanderthal comment… I think he’s Fucking royalty! Ha get it ;)… but the dude is huge. He’s like a man mountain, which makes him a legend in my book. But she’s definitely the sexiest royal. She’s gorgeous!

Lol, I just realised your a rugby fan. My remark was merely bitterness no hatred at all. He’s probably a nice guy, I just used that particular word to portray my jealousy he has such a tasty wife! That and as you say he is very well built.

My only oppose to a strike is that were turning into France. Strike here strike there, I’m all for the working man, but some unions are just ridiculous, al lass I digress. All though there will be sheer chaos no doubt.

I suppose it will be kinda fun to watch the weightlifting at the olympics, and realise just how inadequate I am!

As for the royal wedding, 3 days work from 11 sounds good! And as someone else earlier pointed out, it is indeed true the further north you go the less people care about the royals.

Now now no one up here HATES The Queen. Say what you want but the Queen is sound and is actually a proper monarch. Prince Charles on the other hand is an arse. I have little hope for William either

The Queen is sound? Lol strange description.

I agree she is a textbook royal, well spoken, sophisticated, dull and a great ambassador for English culture and tradition. I didn’t mention “hate”, merely I think the frustration occurred as they feel the need to publicise the Royal weeding as the greatest event of the decade which “no one will want to miss”. Its sheer arrogance they feel everyone worships them and is amazed of what these people do.

Having said that there will be a disappointingly high number of viewing figures (katie price aka jordan aka the devils spawn - showed us that a ridiculous amount are interested with celebrity marriages.

[quote]Nick_Graham wrote:
The Queen is sound? Lol strange description.

I agree she is a textbook royal, well spoken, sophisticated, dull and a great ambassador for English culture and tradition. I didn’t mention “hate”, merely I think the frustration occurred as they feel the need to publicise the Royal weeding as the greatest event of the decade which “no one will want to miss”. Its sheer arrogance they feel everyone worships them and is amazed of what these people do.

Having said that there will be a disappointingly high number of viewing figures (katie price aka jordan aka the devils spawn - showed us that a ridiculous amount are interested with celebrity marriages. [/quote]

So, uncultured.

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]Nick_Graham wrote:
The Queen is sound? Lol strange description.

I agree she is a textbook royal, well spoken, sophisticated, dull and a great ambassador for English culture and tradition. I didn’t mention “hate”, merely I think the frustration occurred as they feel the need to publicise the Royal weeding as the greatest event of the decade which “no one will want to miss”. Its sheer arrogance they feel everyone worships them and is amazed of what these people do.

Having said that there will be a disappointingly high number of viewing figures (katie price aka jordan aka the devils spawn - showed us that a ridiculous amount are interested with celebrity marriages. [/quote]

So, uncultured.[/quote]

Lol, excuse me…?

[quote]Nick_Graham wrote:

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]Nick_Graham wrote:
The Queen is sound? Lol strange description.

I agree she is a textbook royal, well spoken, sophisticated, dull and a great ambassador for English culture and tradition. I didn’t mention “hate”, merely I think the frustration occurred as they feel the need to publicise the Royal weeding as the greatest event of the decade which “no one will want to miss”. Its sheer arrogance they feel everyone worships them and is amazed of what these people do.

Having said that there will be a disappointingly high number of viewing figures (katie price aka jordan aka the devils spawn - showed us that a ridiculous amount are interested with celebrity marriages. [/quote]

So, uncultured.[/quote]

Lol, excuse me…?
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Everyone loves a royal wedding. Always have.

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]Nick_Graham wrote:

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]Nick_Graham wrote:
The Queen is sound? Lol strange description.

I agree she is a textbook royal, well spoken, sophisticated, dull and a great ambassador for English culture and tradition. I didn’t mention “hate”, merely I think the frustration occurred as they feel the need to publicise the Royal weeding as the greatest event of the decade which “no one will want to miss”. Its sheer arrogance they feel everyone worships them and is amazed of what these people do.

Having said that there will be a disappointingly high number of viewing figures (katie price aka jordan aka the devils spawn - showed us that a ridiculous amount are interested with celebrity marriages. [/quote]

So, uncultured.[/quote]

Lol, excuse me…?
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Everyone loves a royal wedding. Always have.[/quote]

Everyone? That’s inaccurate.

And since when did watching a royal wedding denote culture…?

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]Nick_Graham wrote:

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]Nick_Graham wrote:
The Queen is sound? Lol strange description.

I agree she is a textbook royal, well spoken, sophisticated, dull and a great ambassador for English culture and tradition. I didn’t mention “hate”, merely I think the frustration occurred as they feel the need to publicise the Royal weeding as the greatest event of the decade which “no one will want to miss”. Its sheer arrogance they feel everyone worships them and is amazed of what these people do.

Having said that there will be a disappointingly high number of viewing figures (katie price aka jordan aka the devils spawn - showed us that a ridiculous amount are interested with celebrity marriages. [/quote]

So, uncultured.[/quote]

Lol, excuse me…?
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Everyone loves a royal wedding. Always have.[/quote]

If you come to england, you’ll see how few love a royal wedding. Split england in half geographically, step north of that line, and see those people’s reaction.

I just think it’s frickin’ creepy that he gave her his dead mum’s ring! I mean, it would be okay if she died after enjoying a happy life, but hers was anything but that. Weird!

[quote]BigDug wrote:
I just think it’s frickin’ creepy that he gave her his dead mum’s ring! I mean, it would be okay if she died after enjoying a happy life, but hers was anything but that. Weird! [/quote]

I think that adultery is ok provided you it in pearls…

No interest in watching the wedding. But, if the royal sex tape comes out I’ll tune in.

[quote]Magicpunch wrote:

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]Nick_Graham wrote:

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]Nick_Graham wrote:
The Queen is sound? Lol strange description.

I agree she is a textbook royal, well spoken, sophisticated, dull and a great ambassador for English culture and tradition. I didn’t mention “hate”, merely I think the frustration occurred as they feel the need to publicise the Royal weeding as the greatest event of the decade which “no one will want to miss”. Its sheer arrogance they feel everyone worships them and is amazed of what these people do.

Having said that there will be a disappointingly high number of viewing figures (katie price aka jordan aka the devils spawn - showed us that a ridiculous amount are interested with celebrity marriages. [/quote]

So, uncultured.[/quote]

Lol, excuse me…?
[/quote]

Everyone loves a royal wedding. Always have.[/quote]

If you come to england, you’ll see how few love a royal wedding. Split england in half geographically, step north of that line, and see those people’s reaction.
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Why do northern people think southern people love the wedding? Is it cos buckingham palace is in the south? I find it truly strange… you’re not all working class scum up there. Thatcher isn’t in charge anymore, let it go.

[quote]blackhand wrote:
No interest in watching the wedding. But, if the royal sex tape comes out I’ll tune in. [/quote]

Heathen! You would’ve been locked up in the tower of London back in the day for such blasphemy! … I wouldn’t mind blowing my load over here, she’s gorgeous!

[quote]blackhand wrote:
No interest in watching the wedding. But, if the royal sex tape comes out I’ll be in it![/quote]

Yep.

[quote]rugggby wrote:
Come to think of it, I can’t think of a sophisticated British accent except ‘posh’, which is universal no matter where you’re from in Britain imo. Every region is different and common though… I’m from ‘souf east landan’ btw[/quote]

Yeah, every American dude I speak to expects the English to all sound like David Attenborough, hilarious.

What part of SE are you in? I’m out just before Dartford.