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[quote]Vicomte wrote:
What I find most interesting is that, for some reason beyond my meager understanding, our good Professor X seems to have taken a sort of fondness for RV.

Usually X goes all trigger happy at the slightest dipshittery.

Kindred spirits? RV is a sort of bizaro-world PX.[/quote]

They are both proponents of being huge? Huge = superior

RogueVampire is a role model for all trolls.

Long live the Vampire!

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[quote]roguevampire wrote:
this will be my last post in this thread.

So, this is my last post. I’m doing what i always do, I end things on my terms and my terms only. [/quote]

Ok! RV! Take your toys and run home crying to mommy! When you get bored and lonely you will always bring it back!

We love to be entertained with your twisted point of view.

Apparently RV jerks it to Brooke Shields in Blue Lagoon.

I will allow you each to ponder the ramifications of this individually.

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[quote]buddaboy wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:
LOL.

The real trolls we’ve had would be filling the forum up with threads about bullshit. This guy gets threads made about him for minor statements.

Big difference.

In the history of T-Nation trolls, this situation is most interesting because people seem to be trying hard to MAKE him a troll whether he really wants to be or not.

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RV seems to have taken ‘individuality’ to a whole new level. I personally wouldn’t call him a troll, the worrying thing is I actually think he’s for real, or at he least he believes he’s for real.

And the fact that his relatively small post count consists of enough minor statements to have threads made about him which attract thousands of hits must mean a lot of people find him entertaining.[/quote]

No disagreement there, but “crazy” doesn’t equal “troll”.

He isn’t really doing anything but writing what he thinks. That may be hilarious
but the reaction is way more interesting the the act itself.

We’ve had real trolls fuck up this forum for days or weeks. This ain’t that.[/quote]

Are you personally acquainted with the motherfucker? Must be kindred spirits indeed.

Anyway, crazy or troll, it’s “either or”. If he’s not crazy, he’s trolling. I don’t care which. Put him in whatever box that makes you comfortable during your special month of the year.

And we’re not “hating” him, we’re celebrating his contributions.

[quote]roguevampire wrote:

i said it was possible. its just ive never seen it happen. most people do their own workout. now, if 2 people know each other and are friendly, sometimes that sorta thing might happen. but for it to happen out of nowhere like that. maybe its just me. maybe cause of my size, nobody dares approach me with any type of bad behavior for fear of decapitation, lol.[/quote]

[quote]roguevampire wrote:

actually my dear, men know more about women than women do. why is that you may ask. cause we are the ones who deal with them. not you. we date them. we marry them. so we know better than anyone what a woman says and what she really believes can be 2 totally different things. [/quote]

[quote]roguevampire wrote:

WRONG. see, my thoughts are my own. why do i lie. ill be honest. I like a certain age range of women. and some women in that age range might not like me, cause of my age. that doesn’t alter my belief in age at all. but am i supposed to start liking older women, just cause my chronilogical age has increased. why? i dont want some woman in her later 30s and 40s. no freaking way. I don’t want to be the student, i want to be the teacher. get my drift. plus, i am into the same things i was into when i was 19. tattoos, fast cars, heavy metal music and numerous other things.

is it fair for a woman to not want to date you solely on your age?? if thats fair, then so is lying about your age. if you look young, act young, do young things, guess what, in my opinion, that makes you young. a simple chronilogical number doesn’t make one old.[/quote]

[quote]roguevampire wrote:

little lady, they aren’t justifications, i don’t need to justify anything. this is my world, your just living in it. So, you think its fair, for a woman to not date you solely on your age. hmmmmm, i laugh at that comment, considering some movies out there about vampires hundreds of years old dating 18 yr olds. you might say oh but wait, thats just a movie. but still, my attitude is the same. if the vampire looks young, which they do, that is what determines how you will be percieved. you think that 18 yr old would date him if he looked 200 yrs old, lol. of course not. but when you look good and youthful, you will be percieved as that. you say im lying about age. well i say, you can’t lie about something you con’t beleive in to begin with. a persons looks, a persons personality, his likes and dislikes all should play apart in who you date, not a persons age.

Now before people say, well you just said you wouldnt date a 40 yr old woman. thats not cause of her age, but its cause how most 40 yr old women look. they look old. i don’t care if she was 80, if she looked 25-30, id date her. physical attraction is the first thing that attracts you to someone, after that its the personality that keeps you with them.[/quote]

[quote]roguevampire wrote:

like i said, you can’t lie about something you don’t beleive in. [/quote]

[quote]roguevampire wrote:

dude, good for you for speaking up about animal abuse. I would have said something also. nothing angers me more than people abusing animals. and we humans are fucking savages when it comes to abusing, killing animals. just ask all the whales and grizzly bears we hunted by the millions. that is a true holacaust in my view. why no memorial for them, hmmmmmm? this is a real pet peeve for me.

You should have reminded them that animal abuse is illegal and they might not like it if someone “bigger” than them, started to abuse them. say it with a smile. lol. [/quote]

[quote]roguevampire wrote:

First Date
If we hang out, go to the beach. see a movie, anything.

ON a side note: My feelings towards these date internet sites. extremely difficult for men. the men so out number the women, the women can sit back and be ultra picky. any tiny little thing a girl doesn’t like, they just move on to the next guy. The mere fact that im on here and the fact that i don’t get tons of messages boggles my mind. sorry, i’m not wimpy like what alot of women seem to go for. Sorry I’m a big strong muscular man. sorry i scare you. sorry I intimidate you.

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[quote]buddaboy wrote:

[quote]Vicomte wrote:
What I find most interesting is that, for some reason beyond my meager understanding, our good Professor X seems to have taken a sort of fondness for RV.

Usually X goes all trigger happy at the slightest dipshittery.

Kindred spirits? RV is a sort of bizaro-world PX.[/quote]

They are both proponents of being huge? Huge = superior[/quote]

Yeah, I was going to mention this. If you’re big enough you can get a pass at saying some wacky stuff.

[quote]Nards wrote:

[quote]buddaboy wrote:

[quote]Vicomte wrote:
What I find most interesting is that, for some reason beyond my meager understanding, our good Professor X seems to have taken a sort of fondness for RV.

Usually X goes all trigger happy at the slightest dipshittery.

Kindred spirits? RV is a sort of bizaro-world PX.[/quote]

They are both proponents of being huge? Huge = superior[/quote]

Yeah, I was going to mention this. If you’re big enough you can get a pass at saying some wacky stuff.
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Wow. It couldn’t be because you all are chasing him around way more than he is posting on this site, could it?

Naw, it must be because I think 25" quads are small.

Damn it I knew after I posted you’d think it was about that. I swear to God I’m not angry about that in any way at all. You could do a Vulcan Mind Meld and see that I don’t feel sore at you one little bit, I mean that.

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:

[quote]buddaboy wrote:

[quote]Vicomte wrote:
What I find most interesting is that, for some reason beyond my meager understanding, our good Professor X seems to have taken a sort of fondness for RV.

Usually X goes all trigger happy at the slightest dipshittery.

Kindred spirits? RV is a sort of bizaro-world PX.[/quote]

They are both proponents of being huge? Huge = superior[/quote]

Yeah, I was going to mention this. If you’re big enough you can get a pass at saying some wacky stuff.
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Wow. It couldn’t be because you all are chasing him around way more than he is posting on this site, could it?

Naw, it must be because I think 25" quads are small.[/quote]

This is the weirdness, X.

Normally, you’d shit all over a spectacle such as RV, question his size, medical credentials, reading comprehension, and whatnot.

But, instead, in a never-before-seen type of phenomenon, you almost actually defend the guy.

Admit it. He’s your brother from another mother!

[quote]roguevampire wrote:
I never said that i don’t age. But, I do believe the mind is capable of many things. actually, my avitar pic is the more recent of pics. different lighting makes the pics look different. that was not intentional on my part. they just happen to come out that way.[/quote]

Blatant trolling ^: deny saying something fantastical, then make an even more absurd comment to make sure the person responding doesn’t lose interest. Spend the next few pages watching the victim struggle to refute the implied claim that aging can be reversed with the power of the mind, while maintaining some semblance of credibility by talking about the rejuvenative effects of bedroom lighting.

Deliberate attempt to provoke a desired response.

That said, he is an institution here now, and most people would be sorry to see him go.

[quote]Vicomte wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:

[quote]buddaboy wrote:

[quote]Vicomte wrote:
What I find most interesting is that, for some reason beyond my meager understanding, our good Professor X seems to have taken a sort of fondness for RV.

Usually X goes all trigger happy at the slightest dipshittery.

Kindred spirits? RV is a sort of bizaro-world PX.[/quote]

They are both proponents of being huge? Huge = superior[/quote]

Yeah, I was going to mention this. If you’re big enough you can get a pass at saying some wacky stuff.
[/quote]

Wow. It couldn’t be because you all are chasing him around way more than he is posting on this site, could it?

Naw, it must be because I think 25" quads are small.[/quote]

This is the weirdness, X.

Normally, you’d shit all over a spectacle such as RV, question his size, medical credentials, reading comprehension, and whatnot.

But, instead, in a never-before-seen type of phenomenon, you almost actually defend the guy.

Admit it. He’s your brother from another mother![/quote]

?

I haven’t seen this guy write anything that even catches my attention for long short of joking it off. His remarks don’t even seem to fit into the discussion well
so I ignore it most of the time. I in no way take this guy seriously
yet some of you apparently do so much that you need to keep making threads about it.

I don’t care how fat he is or that he thinks he is five inches away from Ronnie Coleman on the “huge meter”. I find his comments about intimidating kids so no one touches his to be hilarious and possibly an indication of just how off he is
but damn
it isn’t like some right in this thread don’t have issues as well.

This ain’t trolling
and none of you are really making picking his brain that interesting.

Honestly, maybe the focus of some here should be on being more witty and original instead of calling out some dude who thinks his head and neck alone indicates how built he is.

[quote]Professor X wrote:

Honestly, maybe the focus of some here should be on being more witty and original instead of calling out some dude who thinks his head and neck alone indicates how built he is.[/quote]

hmmm, maybe this isn’t the best time to release my RogueZilla film then lol. :smiley:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]Vicomte wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:

[quote]buddaboy wrote:

[quote]Vicomte wrote:
What I find most interesting is that, for some reason beyond my meager understanding, our good Professor X seems to have taken a sort of fondness for RV.

Usually X goes all trigger happy at the slightest dipshittery.

Kindred spirits? RV is a sort of bizaro-world PX.[/quote]

They are both proponents of being huge? Huge = superior[/quote]

Yeah, I was going to mention this. If you’re big enough you can get a pass at saying some wacky stuff.
[/quote]

Wow. It couldn’t be because you all are chasing him around way more than he is posting on this site, could it?

Naw, it must be because I think 25" quads are small.[/quote]

This is the weirdness, X.

Normally, you’d shit all over a spectacle such as RV, question his size, medical credentials, reading comprehension, and whatnot.

But, instead, in a never-before-seen type of phenomenon, you almost actually defend the guy.

Admit it. He’s your brother from another mother![/quote]

?

I haven’t seen this guy write anything that even catches my attention for long short of joking it off. His remarks don’t even seem to fit into the discussion well
so I ignore it most of the time. I in no way take this guy seriously
yet some of you apparently do so much that you need to keep making threads about it.

I don’t care how fat he is or that he thinks he is five inches away from Ronnie Coleman on the “huge meter”. I find his comments about intimidating kids so no one touches his to be hilarious and possibly an indication of just how off he is
but damn
it isn’t like some right in this thread don’t have issues as well.

This ain’t trolling
and none of you are really making picking his brain that interesting.

Honestly, maybe the focus of some here should be on being more witty and original instead of calling out some dude who thinks his head and neck alone indicates how built he is.[/quote]

It’s all about X all the time. You bitch more than a cross-dressing sissy.

Like I said before, we’re celebrating his intentional or unintentional brilliance. You’re not nearly as interesting. Please start your own X thread.