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[quote]roguevampire wrote:
I think there are many shades of how people feel. some, think that we humans own animals and they are here for us to do with as we please. there are people that may love animals, but still feel animals shouldn’t have the same rights as people. and then, there are many people like me, who feel the killing of an animal is just as bad as killing a human and the punishment should be the same. [/quote]

[quote]roguevampire wrote:
Did i actually kill the animal. No. end of story. and i rarely if ever eat meat.
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Right here is the RogueVampire Paradox. A similar pattern can be found in many of his beliefs. :stuck_out_tongue:

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[quote]roguevampire wrote:
vegetables are not alive. they don’t have souls. they don’t feel pain or love or anger. Therefore you argument is invalid. Trees may be techically alive, but they also do not have souls. they do not feel pain or anger or love.[/quote]

Holy fucking shit. That is the funniest thing I have ever heard a grown man say. Fucking brilliant.

This is such a cluster-fuck of baiting statements that RV must be a troll.

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[quote]Stern wrote:

[quote]roguevampire wrote:
I think there are many shades of how people feel. some, think that we humans own animals and they are here for us to do with as we please. there are people that may love animals, but still feel animals shouldn’t have the same rights as people. and then, there are many people like me, who feel the killing of an animal is just as bad as killing a human and the punishment should be the same. [/quote]

[quote]roguevampire wrote:
Did i actually kill the animal. No. end of story. and i rarely if ever eat meat.
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Right here is the RogueVampire Paradox. A similar pattern can be found in many of his beliefs. :stuck_out_tongue:
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Where the comments part of the build up which culminated with “its not my fault my shoes are made of leather”? I think it kind of is, I’m sure you can buy canvas footwear…

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We’re kind of RV’s cult following.

They should make a RV reality TV show!!!

ROUGE VAMPIRE, WHEN YOU DISCOVER THIS THREAD COULD YOU PLEASE GIVE US ‘A DAY IN THE LIFE OF ROUGE VAMPIRE’? Kind of like a diary entry to help us acquire a better understanding of the who the real RV is…

Or, technically, since you’re dead and 400 years old, perhaps ‘a day with RV’ would be more appropriate.

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[quote]roguevampire wrote:
Why is it Believed to be Harder??

TC recently wrote an article about how older guys in their 30s and 40s can’t get young girls. He says, it doesn’t matter how young or good you look. My response to that is very simple, how is a girl going to know your age, just by looking at you. My belief is, if you look young, you will be percieved as young. We are a visual society, we judge people by how they look, like it or not.

My point is this, there is no way, a female can tell your age, especially if you look good, and you workout. how is she going to know if your in your 30s and 40s. she has no way of knowing. if she asks, just simply say, id rather not say, cause i don’t like to be judged by a number. Or you could easily lie. some may say, lying is wrong, well, I think judging someone by their age(which is only a number) is wrong also.

But back to the main point, that how is a girl going to know your age, if she sees you at the beach or at the gym or a club. theres simply no way of knowing. unless you were you age stamped on your forehead, girls can’t say, oh your to old for me. How can they say that, if you don’t look old. if you look old, thats another story. but for guys like me, who lift regulary and look very young, there is no way any female would ever guess my age, nor would i tell them anyways. [/quote]

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This little gem is Hall of Fame first ballot material:

[quote]roguevampire wrote:

if a girl truly likes you, she will not play games. simple. usually its when they could care less about you, maybe your something to do, but nothing great. I personally expect to be treated like god himself, by any female im with. if im not, then bye bye. girls nowadays, don’t know how to treat men.

they leave you at the drop of a hat. instead of being devoted to you and loving you. I will never settle for anything less than total worship by a girl. of course i will worship her as well. but anything less, isn’t worth it to me. [/quote]

Worship me bitches!

Personally, I’ll settle for a good massage and blow job…the worshiping thing is over-rated and usually requires a Restraining Order at some point.

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[quote]roguevampire wrote:
all these man made phrases. soul mate. true love. however you call it. for many years i had always believed that to be something that only existed in the movies. Then a few years ago, i started having these dreams of this one particular woman. Now, i’m not a writer of any degree. have never written any type of story. This woman existed and died 400 years ago. to say I feel a connection and bond with her is drastically understating it.

Even during the day, i would have these thoughts of this woman, she was constantly on my mind. now obviously, i have never met her. yet, I know how she thinks, how she talks, what she went through in her life. Its truly weird. Now this woman is father infamous to say the least. i am now on page 71 of my book I am writing about her. a good portion of the book is through her eyes.

Now someone who writes for a living might be able to pull this off, just by making stuff up. but its different with me, I feel her inside me. (no jokes, lol) Its like i feel her around me alot of the times.

I have now come to beleive I was meant to be with this woman, our souls or whatever you call it are bonded, connected somehow. i have such intense feelings and love for a woman i have never met. in this lifetime anyways. [/quote]

And let’s not forget the ship that launched the legend. Here we have a very critical peephole into the man’s or the troll’s psyche. This obsession with a long-ago dead woman marks a departure from reality (one of many it now turns out).

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[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:

[quote]roguevampire wrote:
Why is it Believed to be Harder??

TC recently wrote an article about how older guys in their 30s and 40s can’t get young girls. He says, it doesn’t matter how young or good you look. My response to that is very simple, how is a girl going to know your age, just by looking at you. My belief is, if you look young, you will be percieved as young. We are a visual society, we judge people by how they look, like it or not.

My point is this, there is no way, a female can tell your age, especially if you look good, and you workout. how is she going to know if your in your 30s and 40s. she has no way of knowing. if she asks, just simply say, id rather not say, cause i don’t like to be judged by a number. Or you could easily lie. some may say, lying is wrong, well, I think judging someone by their age(which is only a number) is wrong also.

But back to the main point, that how is a girl going to know your age, if she sees you at the beach or at the gym or a club. theres simply no way of knowing. unless you were you age stamped on your forehead, girls can’t say, oh your to old for me. How can they say that, if you don’t look old. if you look old, thats another story. but for guys like me, who lift regulary and look very young, there is no way any female would ever guess my age, nor would i tell them anyways. [/quote]
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Isn’t this what lead RV to go on and state, “why did I lie? I’ll be honest…”

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[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
This little gem is Hall of Fame first ballot material:

[quote]roguevampire wrote:

if a girl truly likes you, she will not play games. simple. usually its when they could care less about you, maybe your something to do, but nothing great. I personally expect to be treated like god himself, by any female im with. if im not, then bye bye. girls nowadays, don’t know how to treat men.

they leave you at the drop of a hat. instead of being devoted to you and loving you. I will never settle for anything less than total worship by a girl. of course i will worship her as well. but anything less, isn’t worth it to me. [/quote]

Worship me bitches!

Personally, I’ll settle for a good massage and blow job…the worshiping thing is over-rated and usually requires a Restraining Order at some point. [/quote]

This is definitely the best so far.

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“My point is this, there is no way, a female can tell your age, especially if you look good, and you workout.”

RV has just put the anti aging industry out of business, single handedly, quite an achievement, even for him.

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[quote]roguevampire wrote:
brad pitt is a good deal older than me, and as good as he looks, he does look older than me as well. [/quote]

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LOL.

The real trolls we’ve had would be filling the forum up with threads about bullshit. This guy gets threads made about him for minor statements.

Big difference.

In the history of T-Nation trolls, this situation is most interesting because people seem to be trying hard to MAKE him a troll whether he really wants to be or not.

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[quote]Professor X wrote:
LOL.

The real trolls we’ve had would be filling the forum up with threads about bullshit. This guy gets threads made about him for minor statements.

Big difference.

In the history of T-Nation trolls, this situation is most interesting because people seem to be trying hard to MAKE him a troll whether he really wants to be or not.

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RV seems to have taken ‘individuality’ to a whole new level. I personally wouldn’t call him a troll, the worrying thing is I actually think he’s for real, or at he least he believes he’s for real.

And the fact that his relatively small post count consists of enough minor statements to have threads made about him which attract thousands of hits must mean a lot of people find him entertaining.

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[quote]buddaboy wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:
LOL.

The real trolls we’ve had would be filling the forum up with threads about bullshit. This guy gets threads made about him for minor statements.

Big difference.

In the history of T-Nation trolls, this situation is most interesting because people seem to be trying hard to MAKE him a troll whether he really wants to be or not.

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RV seems to have taken ‘individuality’ to a whole new level. I personally wouldn’t call him a troll, the worrying thing is I actually think he’s for real, or at he least he believes he’s for real.

And the fact that his relatively small post count consists of enough minor statements to have threads made about him which attract thousands of hits must mean a lot of people find him entertaining.[/quote]

No disagreement there, but “crazy” doesn’t equal “troll”.

He isn’t really doing anything but writing what he thinks. That may be hilarious…but the reaction is way more interesting the the act itself.

We’ve had real trolls fuck up this forum for days or weeks. This ain’t that.

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[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]buddaboy wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:
LOL.

The real trolls we’ve had would be filling the forum up with threads about bullshit. This guy gets threads made about him for minor statements.

Big difference.

In the history of T-Nation trolls, this situation is most interesting because people seem to be trying hard to MAKE him a troll whether he really wants to be or not.

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RV seems to have taken ‘individuality’ to a whole new level. I personally wouldn’t call him a troll, the worrying thing is I actually think he’s for real, or at he least he believes he’s for real.

And the fact that his relatively small post count consists of enough minor statements to have threads made about him which attract thousands of hits must mean a lot of people find him entertaining.[/quote]

No disagreement there, but “crazy” doesn’t equal “troll”.

He isn’t really doing anything but writing what he thinks. That may be hilarious…but the reaction is way more interesting the the act itself.

We’ve had real trolls fuck up this forum for days or weeks. This ain’t that.[/quote]

I think it’s that he just keeps coming back for more. I agree though, the reaction is very interesting, for some reason people don’t just disregard him and ignore him. I think RV likes the attention and we like provoking him…

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[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]buddaboy wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:
LOL.

The real trolls we’ve had would be filling the forum up with threads about bullshit. This guy gets threads made about him for minor statements.

Big difference.

In the history of T-Nation trolls, this situation is most interesting because people seem to be trying hard to MAKE him a troll whether he really wants to be or not.

[/quote]

RV seems to have taken ‘individuality’ to a whole new level. I personally wouldn’t call him a troll, the worrying thing is I actually think he’s for real, or at he least he believes he’s for real.

And the fact that his relatively small post count consists of enough minor statements to have threads made about him which attract thousands of hits must mean a lot of people find him entertaining.[/quote]

No disagreement there, but “crazy” doesn’t equal “troll”.

He isn’t really doing anything but writing what he thinks. That may be hilarious…but the reaction is way more interesting the the act itself.

We’ve had real trolls fuck up this forum for days or weeks. This ain’t that.[/quote]

But few trolls (and I don’t believe RV is) are THIS entertaining. The last one I can remember of true legendary status was EL3 (eliteballa3). Remember him holding the shoe in his pics ? How he bragged that he could dunk on a regulation rim ?

I could care less about RV being called a troll, but more importantly, that he be allowed to say the same RV quality shit that he does. My God, they need to bottle the shit he says and sell it in the Biotest store, for laughs if nothing else.

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It’s the fact that he appears serious and the doubt that surrounds him that drives all the responses and thought that people dedicate him round here. He does seem to put generous amounts of effort into getting his point across which exhibits in consistency and quality of his pieces.

Unintentional troll?

I have no contributions for the OP at this time.

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[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]buddaboy wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:
LOL.

The real trolls we’ve had would be filling the forum up with threads about bullshit. This guy gets threads made about him for minor statements.

Big difference.

In the history of T-Nation trolls, this situation is most interesting because people seem to be trying hard to MAKE him a troll whether he really wants to be or not.

[/quote]

RV seems to have taken ‘individuality’ to a whole new level. I personally wouldn’t call him a troll, the worrying thing is I actually think he’s for real, or at he least he believes he’s for real.

And the fact that his relatively small post count consists of enough minor statements to have threads made about him which attract thousands of hits must mean a lot of people find him entertaining.[/quote]

No disagreement there, but “crazy” doesn’t equal “troll”.

He isn’t really doing anything but writing what he thinks. That may be hilarious…but the reaction is way more interesting the the act itself.

We’ve had real trolls fuck up this forum for days or weeks. This ain’t that.[/quote]

This.

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What I find most interesting is that, for some reason beyond my meager understanding, our good Professor X seems to have taken a sort of fondness for RV.

Usually X goes all trigger happy at the slightest dipshittery.

Kindred spirits? RV is a sort of bizaro-world PX.