Rockula 2012

I wanna be part of your campaign…I can be part of the first presidential street team, or maybe just a campaign manager?

Despite the backing of the Nation, I don’t expect Rock to win. However, I do expect him to make a great deal out of his status as a Dark… -horse candidate.

I’m anti-government, but pro Rockula. I’m confused.

[quote]byukid wrote:
I’m anti-government, but pro Rockula. I’m confused.[/quote]

That’s funny. He said the exact same thing to me when he asked me to be his VP.

I appreciate the time Matty!

Otep, I’m disappointed in you.

Byu, Cooper is right. I am not a fan of government either. I prefer natty law myself.

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:
I better be your running mate. Is this part of the RAPEAXE!!! press conference you were talking about? And how do you plan on getting around the fact that you were born in Macao?[/quote]

Who else would I come to for such a position? This is the time for RAPEAXE!!! to show the world the meaning of AXETREME!!!

I’m honored you are so eagerly accepting the job.

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I would gladly take over for you if you are ever assassinated, which would only happen if I wasn’t around to hurl my body n front of the assassin’s silver bullet.

What is our platform?[/quote]

We do not have one. I believe a “clockmaker’s approach” is the best way to go about governing. We only interfere when something big happens of the whole system stalls out. Let the people rule themselves fpr once.

Trump will kick your ass.

Only a federated, decentralized society that places a greater emphasis on local autonomy, regional resource development, and face to face communication and decision making can enhance both the level of cooperation and the transformation of individual materialistic values that are necessary to ensure that global resources are not depleted.

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Only a federated, decentralized society that places a greater emphasis on local autonomy, regional resource development, and face to face communication and decision making can enhance both the level of cooperation and the transformation of individual materialistic values that are necessary to ensure that global resources are not depleted. [/quote]

So you are all for less big government and more strength in state and local government?

[quote]DJHT wrote:
Trump will kick your ass. [/quote]

Nope, my economic plan is masterful!

We will take Afghanistan’s opium supply and sell it to China. Afghanistan is the world’s largest resource of opium and China is the largest importer.China is a Buddhist country. That means they rely on opium for practices.

Our controlling that facet of their life with put them on their knees. And from there we cruise back to the top.

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:
Trump will kick your ass. [/quote]

Nope, my economic plan is masterful!

We will take Afghanistan’s opium supply and sell it to China. Afghanistan is the world’s largest resource of opium and China is the largest importer.China is a Buddhist country. That means they rely on opium for practices.

Our controlling that facet of their life with put them on their knees. And from there we cruise back to the top.

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I like when you say “on their knees”

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Only a federated, decentralized society that places a greater emphasis on local autonomy, regional resource development, and face to face communication and decision making can enhance both the level of cooperation and the transformation of individual materialistic values that are necessary to ensure that global resources are not depleted. [/quote]

So you are all for less big government and more strength in state and local government? [/quote]

A government so small that it can’t even be called that. And no, I’m thinking more “tribal” than state and local organization. Loose.

[quote]Hallowed wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:
Trump will kick your ass. [/quote]

Nope, my economic plan is masterful!

We will take Afghanistan’s opium supply and sell it to China. Afghanistan is the world’s largest resource of opium and China is the largest importer.China is a Buddhist country. That means they rely on opium for practices.

Our controlling that facet of their life with put them on their knees. And from there we cruise back to the top.

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I like when you say “on their knees”
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Let’s not start a scandal already.

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Only a federated, decentralized society that places a greater emphasis on local autonomy, regional resource development, and face to face communication and decision making can enhance both the level of cooperation and the transformation of individual materialistic values that are necessary to ensure that global resources are not depleted. [/quote]

So you are all for less big government and more strength in state and local government? [/quote]

A government so small that it can’t even be called that. And no, I’m thinking more “tribal” than state and local organization. Loose.[/quote]

Kind of like the original 13 colonies?

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Only a federated, decentralized society that places a greater emphasis on local autonomy, regional resource development, and face to face communication and decision making can enhance both the level of cooperation and the transformation of individual materialistic values that are necessary to ensure that global resources are not depleted. [/quote]

So you are all for less big government and more strength in state and local government? [/quote]

A government so small that it can’t even be called that. And no, I’m thinking more “tribal” than state and local organization. Loose.[/quote]

Kind of like the original 13 colonies? [/quote]

A version of that, yes.

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Only a federated, decentralized society that places a greater emphasis on local autonomy, regional resource development, and face to face communication and decision making can enhance both the level of cooperation and the transformation of individual materialistic values that are necessary to ensure that global resources are not depleted. [/quote]

Uh…so when does ass-to-mouth come into play here? I know you’re the policy-setter, but I have to insist that we begin educating grade school children about the benefits of ass-to-mouth as part of a wholly-revamped sex education program.

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Only a federated, decentralized society that places a greater emphasis on local autonomy, regional resource development, and face to face communication and decision making can enhance both the level of cooperation and the transformation of individual materialistic values that are necessary to ensure that global resources are not depleted. [/quote]

So you are all for less big government and more strength in state and local government? [/quote]

A government so small that it can’t even be called that. And no, I’m thinking more “tribal” than state and local organization. Loose.[/quote]

Kind of like the original 13 colonies? [/quote]

A version of that, yes. [/quote]

So you like old white people. :slight_smile: I could vote for you, as long as DB writes your speeches.

So what’s your stance on sweet, sweet vanilla?

Rock, will your love of Arab pussy be a problem or a problem-solver with our current conflict in the middle east?

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Only a federated, decentralized society that places a greater emphasis on local autonomy, regional resource development, and face to face communication and decision making can enhance both the level of cooperation and the transformation of individual materialistic values that are necessary to ensure that global resources are not depleted. [/quote]

So you are all for less big government and more strength in state and local government? [/quote]

A government so small that it can’t even be called that. And no, I’m thinking more “tribal” than state and local organization. Loose.[/quote]

Kind of like the original 13 colonies? [/quote]

A version of that, yes. [/quote]

So you like old white people. :slight_smile: I could vote for you, as long as DB writes your speeches.[/quote]

I pretend to like old white people for their votes. I see it worked on you.

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