Robot: New Definition

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Old, classic definition;

RO-BOT ?noun

  1. a machine that resembles a human and does mechanical, routine tasks on command.
  2. a person who acts and responds in a mechanical, routine manner, usually subject to another’s will; automaton.
  3. any machine or mechanical device that operates automatically with humanlike skill.
    ?adjective 4. operating automatically: a robot train operating between airline terminals.

New definition given by a few secect a-holes in these forums (you know who you are);

RO-BOT -noun

  1. a person of distinguished courage or ability, admired for his brave deeds and noble qualities.
  2. a person who, in the opinion of others, has heroic qualities or has performed a heroic act and is regarded as a model or ideal: He was a local hero when he saved the drowning child.
  3. A man or woman who volunteers to serve and protect his/her country.
  4. A man or woman who saves his/her friend’s lives by jumping on a grenade.
  5. Any enlisted man or woman.

Your new dictionary makes the rest of us sick.

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pa-tri-ot -noun

  1. A person who loves, supports, and defends his or her country and its interests with devotion.
  2. A person who regards himself or herself as a defender, esp. of individual rights, against presumed interference by the federal government.
  3. Nationalist Fanatic devoted to his / her “beliefs”, Can be manipulated to do evil even without realizing it.
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[quote]ssn0 wrote:
pa-tri-ot -noun

  1. A person who loves, supports, and defends his or her country and its interests with devotion.
  2. A person who regards himself or herself as a defender, esp. of individual rights, against presumed interference by the federal government.
  3. Nationalist Fanatic devoted to his / her “beliefs”, Can be manipulated to do evil even without realizing it.
    [/quote]

Good work, man. You just proved my point much better than I could have. You are GOOD!

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[quote]derek wrote:
Your new dictionary makes the rest of us sick.
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To be fair, the new definition also includes people who prefer iPods.

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[quote]nephorm wrote:
derek wrote:
Your new dictionary makes the rest of us sick.

To be fair, the new definition also includes people who prefer iPods.[/quote]

Whaaaaa?

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There is also a new definition of the word DOUCHEBAG too, check it out:

Personally, I liked the older version better!