This Guy is a Sage, Listen to Him

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dude the dj at my club gets insane when he’s shitfaced

he’s lame sober.

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About a minute in, I have no idea how this will be relevant to anyone who is not a regular DJ at weddings.

edit: a little over two minutes in… why would the bride/groom be reading the local paper the day or two after their wedding? Do people not go on honeymoons anymore?

edit: 3 minutes in… all he is doing is stating obvious facts about alcohol intoxication and saying that it impairs ones ability to be a decent DJ.

edit: 4 minutes… seriously, all he is doing is listing symptoms of being drunk and saying that they affect a DJs ability to do his/her job.

edit: 5 minutes… now he is explaining how it is bad to drive drunk when you are a ‘mobile DJ’.

edit: 6 minutes… don’t take drugs offered by the bride/groom or jump off a bridge if someone asks you to.

edit: 7 minutes… this guy is such a chubby, redundant faggot.

edit: 8 minutes in… is there going to be a hilarious ending here? He is seriously just saying the same shit over and over. Now, we are learning about how drinking at weddings leads to drinking at every other gig one might have.

edit: 9 minutes in… oh, it’s OK to drink if you are off the clock and you are over 21 with a ride home. Thanks, guy.

edit: fucking '09ers. Seriously.

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[quote]anonym wrote:
About a minute in, I have no idea how this will be relevant to anyone who is not a regular DJ at weddings.

edit: a little over two minutes in… why would the bride/groom be reading the local paper the day or two after their wedding? Do people not go on honeymoons anymore?

edit: 3 minutes in… all he is doing is stating obvious facts about alcohol intoxication and saying that it impairs ones ability to be a decent DJ.

edit: 4 minutes… seriously, all he is doing is listing symptoms of being drunk and saying that they affect a DJs ability to do his/her job.

edit: 5 minutes… now he is explaining how it is bad to drive drunk when you are a ‘mobile DJ’.

edit: 6 minutes… don’t take drugs offered by the bride/groom or jump off a bridge if someone asks you to.

edit: 7 minutes… this guy is such a chubby, redundant faggot.

edit: 8 minutes in… is there going to be a hilarious ending here? He is seriously just saying the same shit over and over. Now, we are learning about how drinking at weddings leads to drinking at every other gig one might have.

edit: 9 minutes in… oh, it’s OK to drink if you are off the clock and you are over 21 with a ride home. Thanks, guy.

edit: fucking '09ers. Seriously.[/quote]
This doesn’t sound interesting at all.

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Being a DJ is a joke anyway. Any idiot can go buy a mixing table and all the equipement, a pair of trendy sunglasses and clothes and call himself DJGolden without any musical talent or musical education. All you ever do is mix dance groove and techno stuff and make it sound popular enough so that some self-conscious stupid girls can dance on it cause it is really what is hot now and I am hot

Of course it is not the case for everyone…I know a guy named DJchampion that makes okay music but I have seen so much idiots improvise themselves DJ and everyone believing them. You just gotta look cool and be even more in the mainstream (cellphones and all that crap) than everyone.

What is really mind numbling is that alot of people believe these guys. Also that everyone likes or even accept crappy pop music that makes my inner self want to puke is mind numbling but that’s not new.

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Thank you so so so much for saving me from having to watch that shit.

Anonym FTW

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[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Thank you so so so much for saving me from having to watch that shit.

Anonym FTW[/quote]

You’re welcome, man.

I honestly thought something funny was going to happen at some point.

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why the fuck my post didnt appeared
whatever

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Jack Black and Rosie O’Donnell had a kid?1

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No, this guy is a Sage…

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[quote]Stronghold wrote:
Jack Black and Rosie O’Donnell had a kid?1[/quote]

His speech patterns are also very reminiscient of Leo Getz.

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[quote]anonym wrote:
About a minute in, I have no idea how this will be relevant to anyone who is not a regular DJ at weddings.

edit: a little over two minutes in… why would the bride/groom be reading the local paper the day or two after their wedding? Do people not go on honeymoons anymore?

edit: 3 minutes in… all he is doing is stating obvious facts about alcohol intoxication and saying that it impairs ones ability to be a decent DJ.

edit: 4 minutes… seriously, all he is doing is listing symptoms of being drunk and saying that they affect a DJs ability to do his/her job.

edit: 5 minutes… now he is explaining how it is bad to drive drunk when you are a ‘mobile DJ’.

edit: 6 minutes… don’t take drugs offered by the bride/groom or jump off a bridge if someone asks you to.

edit: 7 minutes… this guy is such a chubby, redundant faggot.

edit: 8 minutes in… is there going to be a hilarious ending here? He is seriously just saying the same shit over and over. Now, we are learning about how drinking at weddings leads to drinking at every other gig one might have.

edit: 9 minutes in… oh, it’s OK to drink if you are off the clock and you are over 21 with a ride home. Thanks, guy.

edit: fucking '09ers. Seriously.[/quote]

:slight_smile:

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[quote]Vtecthis wrote:

[quote]anonym wrote:
About a minute in, I have no idea how this will be relevant to anyone who is not a regular DJ at weddings.

edit: a little over two minutes in… why would the bride/groom be reading the local paper the day or two after their wedding? Do people not go on honeymoons anymore?

edit: 3 minutes in… all he is doing is stating obvious facts about alcohol intoxication and saying that it impairs ones ability to be a decent DJ.

edit: 4 minutes… seriously, all he is doing is listing symptoms of being drunk and saying that they affect a DJs ability to do his/her job.

edit: 5 minutes… now he is explaining how it is bad to drive drunk when you are a ‘mobile DJ’.

edit: 6 minutes… don’t take drugs offered by the bride/groom or jump off a bridge if someone asks you to.

edit: 7 minutes… this guy is such a chubby, redundant faggot.

edit: 8 minutes in… is there going to be a hilarious ending here? He is seriously just saying the same shit over and over. Now, we are learning about how drinking at weddings leads to drinking at every other gig one might have.

edit: 9 minutes in… oh, it’s OK to drink if you are off the clock and you are over 21 with a ride home. Thanks, guy.

edit: fucking '09ers. Seriously.[/quote]

:)[/quote]

:slight_smile:

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[quote]Vtecthis wrote:

[quote]anonym wrote:
About a minute in, I have no idea how this will be relevant to anyone who is not a regular DJ at weddings.

edit: a little over two minutes in… why would the bride/groom be reading the local paper the day or two after their wedding? Do people not go on honeymoons anymore?

edit: 3 minutes in… all he is doing is stating obvious facts about alcohol intoxication and saying that it impairs ones ability to be a decent DJ.

edit: 4 minutes… seriously, all he is doing is listing symptoms of being drunk and saying that they affect a DJs ability to do his/her job.

edit: 5 minutes… now he is explaining how it is bad to drive drunk when you are a ‘mobile DJ’.

edit: 6 minutes… don’t take drugs offered by the bride/groom or jump off a bridge if someone asks you to.

edit: 7 minutes… this guy is such a chubby, redundant faggot.

edit: 8 minutes in… is there going to be a hilarious ending here? He is seriously just saying the same shit over and over. Now, we are learning about how drinking at weddings leads to drinking at every other gig one might have.

edit: 9 minutes in… oh, it’s OK to drink if you are off the clock and you are over 21 with a ride home. Thanks, guy.

edit: fucking '09ers. Seriously.[/quote]

:)[/quote]

I’ve spent too much time hating you to stop now.

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is he gonna play 21 in the venture brothers movie?

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Aeropastale is for fags.

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[quote]blithe wrote:

[quote]Vtecthis wrote:

[quote]anonym wrote:
About a minute in, I have no idea how this will be relevant to anyone who is not a regular DJ at weddings.

edit: a little over two minutes in… why would the bride/groom be reading the local paper the day or two after their wedding? Do people not go on honeymoons anymore?

edit: 3 minutes in… all he is doing is stating obvious facts about alcohol intoxication and saying that it impairs ones ability to be a decent DJ.

edit: 4 minutes… seriously, all he is doing is listing symptoms of being drunk and saying that they affect a DJs ability to do his/her job.

edit: 5 minutes… now he is explaining how it is bad to drive drunk when you are a ‘mobile DJ’.

edit: 6 minutes… don’t take drugs offered by the bride/groom or jump off a bridge if someone asks you to.

edit: 7 minutes… this guy is such a chubby, redundant faggot.

edit: 8 minutes in… is there going to be a hilarious ending here? He is seriously just saying the same shit over and over. Now, we are learning about how drinking at weddings leads to drinking at every other gig one might have.

edit: 9 minutes in… oh, it’s OK to drink if you are off the clock and you are over 21 with a ride home. Thanks, guy.

edit: fucking '09ers. Seriously.[/quote]

:)[/quote]

:)[/quote]

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Happy to see the guy from “LOST” finally found his way off the island.

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[quote]Vtecthis wrote:

[quote]blithe wrote:

[quote]Vtecthis wrote:

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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Nerd%20Rage[/quote]

Nuh uh, I put up a smiley face!

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what a cock sucker