Robert Pattinson Refuses to Train for Batman

She’s close enough.

To maintain analogy, at least they didn’t use vampire boys female co-star, who’s range portfolio includes looking kinda gassy, crampy, and usually quite tired and is about as interesting looking as copier paper.

Did you see that one scene where she was like “Ehh…”. Captivating!
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Yeah, the power fantasy makes sense, so why not a woman built like a crossfit athlete or womens physique competitor? Even women’s bodybuilding competitors have fetishists. Dudes have to be roided out to the gills to get acting jobs, but that same expectation isn’t there for women.

I wouldn’t be surprised if they did. They had the nerdy guy, Andy from the Office play a military hero in some other movie.

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Because just like you identified: that is a fetish. That is a smaller demographic. The artist are trying to appeal to the mainstream. Just like how being huge and strong appeals to the exact same mainstream male power fantasy. It’s why I reference Rob Howard.

The artist are appealing to their current demographic.

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You are all forgetting that a Batman has no superpowers.

He relies on his skill, wit and intelligence.

He is intelligent enough to know that to pounce around the city and beat up crooks with no guns means that he has to be in prime physical condition. He works out. He takes gear. He eats chicken and rice.

We need a Batman that the world deserves.

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Batman just needs to look sad and rich. They should have hired Keanu.

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13 hours? He was pretty convincing. Maybe he’s a military hero playing a nerd in the Office. :laughing:

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Fixed. You had me thinking I’d missed something big from that movie, haha.

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Well, this one flopped but mostly because the movie sucked balls. For this chick, her tiny frame and the lack of good fight choreography(good as in “I can accept that it’s possible Black Widow can really kick that kind of ass in reel life because it’s done well enough for me to go along with it” kind of good). I admit I spent most of the movie imagining tossing her around like a rag doll because I was so fucking bored.

Seriously, all I’m asking for is:

NO MORE INVOLVEMENT FROM ZACK SNYDER. I don’t care if it’s Wonder Woman 4, Aquaman 7, a fucking Robin spinoff, NO ZACK SNYDER.

James Wan should head DC.

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My dad I hadn’t seen either the movie or the office, just recognized the face haha.

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13 Hours is pretty good. Go watch it, man. I’ve not watched more than 3 episodes of the Office myself lol.

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Superman doesn’t even need to be jacked.

He gets his power from the sun.

Exactly, superman has super powers, so they can just write it off as that. Batman doesn’t have superpowers and takes on people who do. Dude bent a gun barrel in a recent movie. Unless that strength is coming from a supernatural source, he needs to look the part.

Nice twist. Batman would be juiced. No doubt.

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Meanwhile, The Punisher (basically Batman when he’s done right) takes a far less subtle stance on steroids

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Batman has the best drugs.

Besides his debut, this is a devastating list of disastrous dumpster fires. Dude sucks ass.

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Sucker Punch lol.

They gave a 200+ million budget to the guy that made Sucker Punch to make Man of Steel.

Fucking yolo.

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Like I said before, Superman is a worse character than Batman (IMO), so I could care less who directs a movie about him. Homelander in The Boys is how Superman was meant to be.

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