You need to get the wiping technique down.
Usually , you should give it about 5 hard wipes , penis end to back end. You should be able to gauge the amount of crap left in your ass by looking at the colour and the amount. Wipe again, and this will tell you where the shit is located(it is usually localized in one area). Now , you can wipe that one area , and be done much quicker.
Another popular method is to move back and forth(Side to side) while you wipe, this allows the bathroom tissue to absorb the most amount most efficienlty. It’s all under the Time under Tension principle.
[quote]TheWookie wrote:
Dilligaf wrote:
nptitim wrote: I know a guy who gets his waxed…by his mom…(his moms a beutitian)
And the fact that she is a beautician makes it better? Dude, his mom is trimming his ass hair for g-d’s sake!!
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HAAHAAA!! Exactly! This is like saying “I know a guy who had his mom look at his dick for signs of a sexually transmitted disease, but it’s okay, because his mom’s a doctor.”
[quote]realpeanutbutter wrote:
Good fuking question. I’m pretty sure the oil/fat/lipid based ones you are fine with. the key is not to use grain fiber around supps, work on veggie fiber instead. veggie fiber has the best benefits anyhow. Eat your grain fiber (oats) around not supp time. If you drink enough water then the food you eat should be past your stomach and in your gut in no time so you can take your vitamins and shit. haven’t seen this thread in a minute, dang.
-chris
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So you don’t take any extraneous fiber supps? like psyllium husks? IOW, you get all your fiber needs from veggies? That’s alot of veggies…
Haven’t you ever wondered why pro bodybuilders are so huge? They never take a shit. They hold their shit in, until it is reconstituted by the body. Thus, their inhuman mass.
Hold your shit in forever, and you too will be huge. Ever since I learned this fact I have gained 50 pounds.
For your outside home solution, get a nice big bottle of water and fill it will almost hot water (as hot as your asshole can take without pain). First wipe any excess shit off your ass hole. Then wet the area real well. Wipe, dry, wet, wipe, dry and so on until you have a satisfactory clean asshole. It works wonders for me at work.
In my house we have a make-shift bidet. Its a kitchen sink hose with spray handle. It’s tapped into our toilet’s water supply and it even has a pressure regulator. So if you like the pressure soft or jet blast hard… all to your prefference. The plumber makes simple simple splits and conversions so it fits into the toilet’s piping.
Anyway, to this day, i no longer suffer from itchy/irritated assholes and i only use TP to dry my ass. Over time, this hose payed itself off with all the TP savings. Also if you’re wondering, I like it jet blast hard, it cleans the perim. of the asshole real well.
[quote]imasri wrote:
For your outside home solution, get a nice big bottle of water and fill it will almost hot water (as hot as your asshole can take without pain). First wipe any excess shit off your ass hole. Then wet the area real well. Wipe, dry, wet, wipe, dry and so on until you have a satisfactory clean asshole. It works wonders for me at work.
In my house we have a make-shift bidet. Its a kitchen sink hose with spray handle. It’s tapped into our toilet’s water supply and it even has a pressure regulator. So if you like the pressure soft or jet blast hard… all to your prefference. The plumber makes simple simple splits and conversions so it fits into the toilet’s piping.
Anyway, to this day, i no longer suffer from itchy/irritated assholes and i only use TP to dry my ass. Over time, this hose payed itself off with all the TP savings. Also if you’re wondering, I like it jet blast hard, it cleans the perim. of the asshole real well.
Good luck cleaning your asshole – Asshole.
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This model here also works well, especially on those messy days.
[quote]tedro wrote:
imasri wrote:
For your outside home solution, get a nice big bottle of water and fill it will almost hot water (as hot as your asshole can take without pain). First wipe any excess shit off your ass hole. Then wet the area real well. Wipe, dry, wet, wipe, dry and so on until you have a satisfactory clean asshole. It works wonders for me at work.
In my house we have a make-shift bidet. Its a kitchen sink hose with spray handle. It’s tapped into our toilet’s water supply and it even has a pressure regulator. So if you like the pressure soft or jet blast hard… all to your prefference. The plumber makes simple simple splits and conversions so it fits into the toilet’s piping.
Anyway, to this day, i no longer suffer from itchy/irritated assholes and i only use TP to dry my ass. Over time, this hose payed itself off with all the TP savings. Also if you’re wondering, I like it jet blast hard, it cleans the perim. of the asshole real well.
Good luck cleaning your asshole – Asshole.
This model here also works well, especially on those messy days.
[quote]realpeanutbutter wrote:
realpeanutbutter wrote:
How the hell do i know (think i know) all this? It’s my sport and I’m good at it. I’ve entered a few “movement comps” and won everything from pride to some type of fancy bicycle from this bike shop in vancouver. I sold it because I’m not big into cycling, hurts my balls. It was apparently very nice because it easily paid for a semester of uni. Also, there are many aspects to the ‘art of movement’ that you can check out. Want to know how to drop the legendary “ghost poopy” or a strong “no-wiper?” It’s much more interesting than your think. It’s all about food in, poo out. No wipes needed. I use the cheapest TP money can buy, every day, and I shit about 3-5 times per day. No coffee and no fiber supps (although coffee is awesome at stimulating a “breech” if you are working on a goal poopy like the ‘ghost’ or ‘the navy diver’).
For me this is like meditation and stress management. It can be for you too. Asshole maintainence is important. Ask a guy who is 88 if his ass works like it did when he was 16. I want to be responsible for cleaning my ass until i die, unless of course I am paying for it, like with a hooker or something.
Anyhow off to hit the books, keep it real… real smooth, and hopefully floating.
-chris
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Chris,
I wanna ask you a question which I hope that you will have an answer to. I’m on the AD diet and I noticed that the “heads” of my shit are bigger than my asshole, and it fuckin’ hurts. I would clench my teeth and pray that this will be all over soon.
Poop then hop in the shower, lay in the females part of the missionary position, raise your legs and spread then let the warm water clean you. Or buy a baday ;}
