[quote]Macmade wrote:
First of all, I expereseed my gratitude for all your “repeated comments on Eat More”, and I followed them so dont be calling me an ungrateful douchebag okay? I defended myself from couple of mediocre dumbasses who think just becuz im a kid they get to tell me who i am? fuck off. I’ve even said thank you yesterday after all your insults on my character like seriously, this is why western culture fails, everyone likes docile dumbasses.
I don’t know what you guys do in school but these vocabs are fucken basic if you’ve ever planned on going to college or taking the damn SAT. oh wait, i forgot, you guys probably spent your school years bullying smart kids who are now your fucken bosses. Oh wait even more a second, you guys dont have a job.
FREEDOM OF FUCKEN SPEECH IS NOT NEGATIVE SPEECH. Learn the goddamn difference. Can you go to a black guy and call him the N word and say, hey freedom of speech?
Lastly, are you guys seriously retarded? Who the FUCK starts off pursuing hypertrophy without gaining considerable strength? Are you guys seriously suggesting me to do high volume bench presses when I cant even bench my body weight? To think I am taking advices from all you shitbags. oh jeez, maybe you should take some time and read some goddamn articles on this website you illeterate phony Mc-Shitbags.
Did I even mention anything rather than appreciating all your ideas(oh man, I LOLED at this, ALL your ideas were simply eat more like we are fucken vikings)before all you guys assumed me as someone too good for this thread? Come on guys, grow the fuck up. [/quote]
I postulate that your extended jaunt around the peripheries of the English language with your partially bearded companion is luring your audience into catatonic stupor, which is rather perpendicular to the intentions of your chortle-inducing apologia for a lack in strength while eating less than an anorexic sparrow during the siege of Leningrad. I would submit a counter-hypothesis that you disengage, desist peremptorily and engage yourself in the pursuit of muscular strength and realise that you are 15 and not, to use a colloquialism, hot stuff.
[quote]Macmade wrote:
Lastly, are you guys seriously retarded? Who the FUCK starts off pursuing hypertrophy without gaining considerable strength? Are you guys seriously suggesting me to do high volume bench presses when I cant even bench my body weight? To think I am taking advices from all you shitbags. oh jeez, maybe you should take some time and read some goddamn articles on this website you illeterate phony Mc-Shitbags.[/quote]
LOL
Here are my final advices for you:
Listen to your training partner. He seems to have a clue.
People are telling you to eat more because they have seen dozens of noobs like yourself with the exact same problems i.e., early plateaus, weight not increasing, overanalyzing.
Your strength is stuck but for some reason you seem opposed to gaining muscle - MAYBE THERE IS A CONNECTION THERE.
Read less of the articles and more of the bodybuilding forum.
I think everyone just has to simmer down… LOL
OP, stop commenting on this and starting fights, just continue eating more, and keep it up with starting strength, once you’ve milked that routine, pick a bill starr routine or some intermediate routine, keep eating, and it’ll be fine, do what i do… It seems to have been working, we’ll talk @ the gym on sunday, just chill and stop fighting everyone
im not opposed to gaining muscle. Im just not focusing on gaining muscle. Besides, didn’t i already say I am eating way more now? should I post a video of me eating?
[quote]Macmade wrote:
First of all, I expereseed my gratitude for all your “repeated comments on Eat More”, and I followed them so dont be calling me an ungrateful douchebag okay? I defended myself from couple of mediocre dumbasses who think just becuz im a kid they get to tell me who i am? fuck off. I’ve even said thank you yesterday after all your insults on my character like seriously, this is why western culture fails, everyone likes docile dumbasses.
I don’t know what you guys do in school but these vocabs are fucken basic if you’ve ever planned on going to college or taking the damn SAT. oh wait, i forgot, you guys probably spent your school years bullying smart kids who are now your fucken bosses. Oh wait even more a second, you guys dont have a job.
FREEDOM OF FUCKEN SPEECH IS NOT NEGATIVE SPEECH. Learn the goddamn difference. Can you go to a black guy and call him the N word and say, hey freedom of speech?
Lastly, are you guys seriously retarded? Who the FUCK starts off pursuing hypertrophy without gaining considerable strength? Are you guys seriously suggesting me to do high volume bench presses when I cant even bench my body weight? To think I am taking advices from all you shitbags. oh jeez, maybe you should take some time and read some goddamn articles on this website you illeterate phony Mc-Shitbags.
Did I even mention anything rather than appreciating all your ideas(oh man, I LOLED at this, ALL your ideas were simply eat more like we are fucken vikings)before all you guys assumed me as someone too good for this thread? Come on guys, grow the fuck up. [/quote]
… I’m only 16 myself so don’t act like we’re all talking down here. And a lot of people on here and very successful in life and enjoy what they do. People on this site are giving you advice and if you want to call elite level athletes Mc-Shitbags go for it. You’ve thoroughly made a clown of yourself on the internet.
[quote]Macmade wrote:
PlainPat: why do i have a feeling that your parents are dissapointed in you in real life and you are a result of mediocre society with nothing better to do than denigrating other people’s character? dip from this post, extra.[/quote]
People are attacking you because you (a) appear to be trying way too hard to sound smart and (b) are extremely defensive. Now calm down, stop trashing other societies, and eat more food.
Gumby: you obviously dont know ASAP means As soon as POSSIBLE.
PlainPat: Ha, vikins are real men. keep thinking that, you use it as an allegory dumbass. If they are elite atheletes then start giving some real quality advices rather than digressing from posts to posts and disparage my character.
The Southpaw: people are attacking me becuz they are dogmatic. facile as it is.
Im not posting on this thread anymre. Honestly I’ve said thank yous for the “helps” and I was as nice as I could. Haters gonna hate.
[quote]Macmade wrote:
Lastly, are you guys seriously retarded? Who the FUCK starts off pursuing hypertrophy without gaining considerable strength? Are you guys seriously suggesting me to do high volume bench presses when I cant even bench my body weight? To think I am taking advices from all you shitbags. oh jeez, maybe you should take some time and read some goddamn articles on this website you illeterate phony Mc-Shitbags.[/quote]
Who told you to do “high volume” presses? I don’t even do high volume anything, and so don’t many others, so that puts your theory of what causes “hypertrophy” out the window. Let me guess you read it somewhere? Maybe at one point in your “training”, you should listen to the decades of “anecdotal” information vs. the “scientific” evidence (which is often far behind mainly due to funding/priorities). You have no perspective or experience to compare the two.
You are talking about doing powerlifting routines with built in periodization (deloads/heavy and light days etc), when you haven’t even made linear gains past the rank beginner stages yet (which simply takes nutrition and consistency). This is really basic stuff, something you would have learned from the very beginning if you weren’t so sheltered and socially retarded, and had the maturity/humility to approach those so called “simple” people out there.
BTW - 3 people in this thread alone (off the top of my head that I know of) are highly educated and successful in their careers…something you could have learned in time if you had any respect and weren’t highly prejudiced.
[quote]Macmade wrote:
Gumby: you obviously dont know ASAP means As soon as POSSIBLE.
PlainPat: Ha, vikins are real men. keep thinking that, you use it as an allegory dumbass. If they are elite atheletes then start giving some real quality advices rather than digressing from posts to posts and disparage my character.
The Southpaw: people are attacking me becuz they are dogmatic. facile as it is.
Im not posting on this thread anymre. Honestly I’ve said thank yous for the “helps” and I was as nice as I could. Haters gonna hate.[/quote]
Everyone already gave you real quality advice. Please make more threads so you can get thrashed again.
Lol someone called you a racial slur, really? When did that happen? There’s a HUGE difference between degrading someone because they’ve earned it, and needlessly hating a group of people because of the color of their skin. That’s just silly logic you tried to use there. As I said before, learn a little respect, and chill the fuck out. YOU are the new guy asking for advice, don’t cop an attitude like a spoiled 5 year old when people poke fun at you.
[quote]Macmade wrote:
oh wait, i forgot, you guys probably spent your school years bullying smart kids who are now your fucken bosses. Oh wait even more a second, you guys dont have a job.[/quote]
I do have a job…
I write articles for this site.
Best of luck, kiddo. You’ve got a hard road ahead of you with your attitude.