[quote]AngryVader wrote:
THE RED SHIRTS!
I’ve been meaning to post this, but right now is the best time to bring it up. I can’t stand the gym after New Years because of the influx of New Years resolution dorks taking up space and getting in everyone’s way.
My friend and I have often joked that we need to ‘red shirt’ every new person that starts coming to the gym. For their first 60 visits, not 60 days, they have to wear a bright red shirt that says, “I’m a Gym Noob.”
As long as they are wearing the red shirt, they have to defer to anyone not wearing a red shirt. This means if you need the squat rack and some red shirt is using it, the red shirt has to go do something else.
If the red shirt stops coming to the gym for more than 2 weeks, the counter rests back to zero and they have to start all over again.
Once they hit 60 real visits, they no longer have to wear the shirt and no longer have to give up equipment (but they should still defer to anyone bigger or stronger than them. That’s just common sense though.).
Mind you, these have to be 60 actual visits to work out with weights. If they just come in to do cardio and leave, then that doesn’t count towards their total.[/quote]
Brilliant.